dr-baker wrote:(And if you look at eurobrun's profile, he claims to be 99 years old...)
When in actuality, if my understanding of SA's schooling system is correct, he's probably around 14

dr-baker wrote:(And if you look at eurobrun's profile, he claims to be 99 years old...)
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
mario wrote:Well, I'll do my best to help you to keep things in check - however, for the next few days I'm going to be away and probably with only occasional or even no internet access. All I can say, therefore, is good luck, because by the looks of things you're going to need it...
Wizzie wrote:dr-baker wrote:(And if you look at eurobrun's profile, he claims to be 99 years old...)
When in actuality, if my understanding of SA's schooling system is correct, he's probably around 14
aerond wrote:Yes RDD, but we always knew you never had any sort of taste either![]()
tommykl wrote:I have a shite car and meme sponsors, but Corrado Fabi will carry me to the promised land with the power of Lionel Richie.
DanielPT wrote:mario wrote:Well, I'll do my best to help you to keep things in check - however, for the next few days I'm going to be away and probably with only occasional or even no internet access. All I can say, therefore, is good luck, because by the looks of things you're going to need it...
Have a nice few days off internet mario.
*turns around*
Guys? Let's paaaaarrrrttyyyyyyyyyy!![]()
*sorry, couldn't contain this, erm, joke...
Phoenix wrote:Not during my guard, people. Back off from the minibar and stop mocking dr-baker's desperation for finding true love!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
AdrianSutil wrote:I'd like to thank Wizzie, TMLW and Tommykl for making me feel old... So very, very old...![]()
Thank you for making this nearly 25 year-old (which is probably really old in your pubescent eyes) feel the need to sit down when taking toilet and to make sure his sprouts are nice and soft. Kids today, no respect...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
East Londoner wrote:Damn. I was gonna make a witty comment stating that I become 'old' next month, as I turn 17. It's a joke that goes around my groups of friends at sixth form. 17 bloody years. Where have they gone?
FMecha wrote:STOP! This is going to be off-topic!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
dr-baker wrote:FMecha wrote:STOP! This is going to be off-topic!
Over half this thread has been off-topic so.
DanielPT wrote:dr-baker wrote:FMecha wrote:STOP! This is going to be off-topic!
Over half this thread has been off-topic so.
Besides, thehemogoblin encouraged us to go more off-topic so blame him instead.
EDIT: For those too lazy to search what he said: http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4499&p=124179&hilit=topic#p124179
FMecha wrote:DanielPT wrote:
Besides, thehemogoblin encouraged us to go more off-topic so blame him instead.
EDIT: For those too lazy to search what he said: http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4499&p=124179&hilit=topic#p124179
BATHPLUG! I have told the mods/admins regarding the off-topicness.
DanielPT wrote:FMecha wrote:DanielPT wrote:
Besides, thehemogoblin encouraged us to go more off-topic so blame him instead.
EDIT: For those too lazy to search what he said: http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4499&p=124179&hilit=topic#p124179
BATHPLUG! I have told the mods/admins regarding the off-topicness.
Don't worry about it. Going off-topic purges your soul!
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Wizzie wrote:Funnily enough, the Perry McCarthy Memorial Forum is largely immune to off-topic ramblings.
Klon wrote:Wizzie wrote:Funnily enough, the Perry McCarthy Memorial Forum is largely immune to off-topic ramblings.
That's because most topics there are already a steady mass of more or less coherent rambling, so off-topic ramblings would be redundant.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
FMecha wrote:These off-topicness show that this forum needs a off topic forum (Andrea Sasetti memorial forum anyone?), but your mileage may vary...
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
DanielPT wrote:East Londoner wrote:Damn. I was gonna make a witty comment stating that I become 'old' next month, as I turn 17. It's a joke that goes around my groups of friends at sixth form. 17 bloody years. Where have they gone?
Don't think about it, man. Believe me, because if you stay like this at 17 then when you arrive at 30 you will need prozac to get off depression. Older doesn't necessarily mean worse. You will balance experience and other stuff with an ageing body and less years into the future. The only thing bad is that you get less cooler and more like a laughing stock at the eyes of society as you uselessly attempt to get a grip of fashion, technology and some new way to be cool. Since I was never cool in the eyes of society that translates to nothing in my case. And if you are here in this forum, you are probably in the very same situation.
Klon wrote:If you were dr-baker, I could also add the positive factor of it becoming way more easier to score with 14-year old girls once you're 25 or 30 or something like that.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
dr-baker wrote:Klon wrote:If you were dr-baker, I could also add the positive factor of it becoming way more easier to score with 14-year old girls once you're 25 or 30 or something like that.
Sorry? Scoring with 14-year-olds when you're twice their age? Sounds pretty illegal and immoral to me...
Klon wrote:dr-baker wrote:Klon wrote:If you were dr-baker, I could also add the positive factor of it becoming way more easier to score with 14-year old girls once you're 25 or 30 or something like that.
Sorry? Scoring with 14-year-olds when you're twice their age? Sounds pretty illegal and immoral to me...
It's (mostly) not illegal in Germany. And regarding "immoral": you can have dignity or you can have women, can't have both unless you are rich.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
DanielPT wrote:East Londoner wrote:Damn. I was gonna make a witty comment stating that I become 'old' next month, as I turn 17. It's a joke that goes around my groups of friends at sixth form. 17 bloody years. Where have they gone?
Don't think about it, man. Believe me, because if you stay like this at 17 then when you arrive at 30 you will need prozac to get off depression.
dr-baker wrote:Klon wrote:dr-baker wrote:Sorry? Scoring with 14-year-olds when you're twice their age? Sounds pretty illegal and immoral to me...
It's (mostly) not illegal in Germany. And regarding "immoral": you can have dignity or you can have women, can't have both unless you are rich.
Having said that, my godmother married a man 10 years younger than herself, and she was very happily married to him. So not necessarily 'immoral', just strange maybe.
DanielPT wrote: But not by 15. Anyway, Klon, scratch what I said about more people being like you!
Klon wrote:DanielPT wrote: But not by 15. Anyway, Klon, scratch what I said about more people being like you!
That's unfortunately not possible, sorry.
DanielPT wrote:I am not worried. I know you will eventually get slightly bored of your signature!
Klon wrote:DanielPT wrote:I am not worried. I know you will eventually get slightly bored of your signature!
You shouldn't be saying this, I can be pretty determined when I want to prove people wrong.
If you want me to not do or remember something, the best solution is never bringing it up.
DanielPT wrote:Klon wrote:DanielPT wrote:I am not worried. I know you will eventually get slightly bored of your signature!
You shouldn't be saying this, I can be pretty determined when I want to prove people wrong.
If you want me to not do or remember something, the best solution is never bringing it up.
It's a deal!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Wizzie wrote:I'm 16 and a half thank you very much. ... prepare to be even more amazed when you discover TMLW is a month younger than myself.
tommykl wrote:And that I'm the best part of year younger than both of them
eurobrun wrote:I turn 14 next February.
East Londoner wrote:Damn. I was gonna make a witty comment stating that I become 'old' next month, as I turn 17. It's a joke that goes around my groups of friends at sixth form. 17 bloody years. Where have they gone?
AdrianSutil wrote:Thank you for making this nearly 25 year-old (which is probably really old in your pubescent eyes) feel the need to sit down when taking toilet and to make sure his sprouts are nice and soft. Kids today, no respect...