The wonderful world of shoe spam!

spam_v5_1_1 · Post by **spam_v5_1_1** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:37

At least I can make sense.

simonracer · Post by **simonracer** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:38

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:40

That is all.

Post by **Londoner** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:41

Dude, this is the second time tonight that you've spammed. And you haven't taken any of my advice on grammar or punctuation. HWNSNBM sends you home! :lol:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:42

It waited over two years after registering to post its wares :shock:

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:42

u wot m8?

simonracer · Post by **simonracer** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:45

Veftlislentee wrote:Military bservers here say there is no evi- ence of any increase in Commu- nist strength along the China- ndochina border lately

Yee-haa! Spammers know about communism now? What next!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 09 Jan 2012, 23:58

KILL THE SPAMBOT :twisted:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:00

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:14

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:20

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:22

I did it. I killed the dog. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! YOU JUST ENDED AN INNOCENT PUPPY'S LIFE YOU SICK B*****D!!!!!!!!!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:28

This is just getting stupid

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:37

Here they are - all of them, except one which I accidentally deleted (though that's not relevant), for your reading pleasure

As one of my favourite Spanish comedic characters would put it: ¡¡¡¡¡PODER DE LA VARA!!!!! :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:38

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:40

Someone just ban the muppet already :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:46

bathplug off

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Jan 2012, 00:49

Sadly I can't ban people. You were lucky I was wandering the Internets at this time and now I want to get some sleep. So, please, dear spammer, STOP IT! :twisted:

simonracer · Post by **simonracer** » 10 Jan 2012, 01:02

Put that spambot on the gallows
He deserves to die
He spammed his way to infamy
By talking about drugs, communism and religion
And the witch couldn't make it make sense!

He did 6 successive spam posts, a crime above all others
So put the spammer on the gallows!

He doesn't deserve a trial!
He doesn't deserve to be allowed mercy!
He does deserve to die!

Let him rot, as an example to all!
Let the dogs rip out his wretched heart!
Veftlislentee, a name that will forever live in infamy!
It's a disgrace to the forum, and to HWNSBM
HE DESERVES TO DIE

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Jan 2012, 22:00

Veftlislentee wrote:
I had tried everything else I knew preachers (I was a four-year Bible student, Sunday school doctors (where I was given tranquiliters, pills, sleeping pills, muscle rtlaxants, anti-depressants and mood elevatots...

Veftlislentee wrote:The father of psychoanalysis himself, Sigmund Freud, says in his disparaging book on religion, The Future of an illusion, that religion was "a universal sis" and dismissed it as inherently unhealthy.

Well, firstly, I did not know that Sunday Schools had doctors.

Then secondly, if they're giving the kids drugs, then no wonder Freud would dismiss religion as inherently unhealthy... :roll:

And I am too tired to read those posts properly. Maybe I need some of those drugs to get through them.

Mr Moderator Sir, can you delete those URL links please?

Post by **Londoner** » 29 Jan 2012, 22:27

dr-baker wrote:
Veftlislentee wrote:
I had tried everything else I knew preachers (I was a four-year Bible student, Sunday school doctors (where I was given tranquiliters, pills, sleeping pills, muscle rtlaxants, anti-depressants and mood elevatots...

Veftlislentee wrote:The father of psychoanalysis himself, Sigmund Freud, says in his disparaging book on religion, The Future of an illusion, that religion was "a universal sis" and dismissed it as inherently unhealthy.

Well, firstly, I did not know that Sunday Schools had doctors.

Then secondly, if they're giving the kids drugs, then no wonder Freud would dismiss religion as inherently unhealthy...

And I am too tired to read those posts properly. Maybe I need some of those drugs to get through them. Mr Moderator Sir, can you delete those URL links please?

There's some more Veftlislentee posts on the way to this thread (hopefully), for your reading pleasure! :lol:

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 28 Feb 2012, 01:03

ADx_Wales wrote:I said to everyone i knew "i hope Wales lose", cos I'm a patriot me , and good enough for them they lost, to canada, HA.

I'm from Canada!

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 01 Mar 2012, 08:14

Drug spam again...

:twisted:

pejuang45 · Post by **pejuang45** » 14 May 2012, 01:34

Take my advise and just google http://www.forsalebathplugs.co.uk . By far the cheapest kitchens on the market.
:roll:

Kuwashima · Post by **Kuwashima** » 14 May 2012, 01:37

Outstanding spam!!!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 14 May 2012, 12:12

Well, talk about "throwing everything but the kitchen sink" at us in spam. :lol:

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 14 May 2012, 20:27

And the most bizarre thing is that his user name has no link....

Post by **Londoner** » 14 May 2012, 21:09

JeremyMcClean wrote:And the most bizarre thing is that his user name has no link....

That'd be because Mr Jamie found this spammer first, and using his powers bequethed to him by HWNSNBM himself, vanquished Mr Bathplug Spammer, but preserved his post(s) in this thread for posterity for us diciples of HWNSNBM.

That has got to rank alongside Somyaguru's Johnny Claes thread post as best spam post on this forum :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 14 May 2012, 22:02

What's next, swimming horses spam?

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 14 May 2012, 23:52

Phoenix wrote:What's next, swimming horses spam?

I suppose it's possible. :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 15 May 2012, 00:36

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Phoenix wrote:What's next, swimming horses spam?

I suppose it's possible.

English tutoring spam.

this has been applicable to both people quoted at various times.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 May 2012, 01:16

eurobrun wrote:English tutoring spam.

...
.....

eurobrun wrote:I want Bruno to unrejectify himself because it would feel too weird having someone called Senna as a reject.

eurobrun wrote:Japan 2007 had almost 20 laps under the safety car at the start of the race.

eurobrun wrote:Were the Coke and Magnum cars sabotaged, and does that explain why they fell off a cliff in the second half of the season?

D-
See me after class.

Sometimes I just have to be smug, sorry.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 15 May 2012, 01:23

Klon wrote:
eurobrun wrote:English tutoring spam.

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eurobrun wrote:I want Bruno to unrejectify himself because it would feel too weird having someone called Senna as a reject.

eurobrun wrote:Japan 2007 had almost 20 laps under the safety car at the start of the race.

eurobrun wrote:Were the Coke and Magnum cars sabotaged, and does that explain why they fell off a cliff in the second half of the season?

D-
See me after class.

Sometimes I just have to be smug, sorry.

There is a difference between typos and engrish.

Bathplugging touch phones. :lol:

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 15 May 2012, 22:46

Am I the only one to realize it says Bathplugs :lol:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 May 2012, 21:08

wmetcalf68 wrote:Am I the only one to realize it says Bathplugs

I haven't noticed before! :lol:

mlincoln · Post by **mlincoln** » 18 May 2012, 01:58

I wonder what is causing this barrage of attacks from supposed posters that only post about shoes and how they are priced and described in the market. i am not that much into them but considering the level of attention that they are getting, I would likely thing that they are doing something sane and nice with a lot of people considering how they are working.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 18 May 2012, 09:38

mlincoln wrote:I wonder what is causing this barrage of attacks from supposed posters that only post about shoes and how they are priced and described in the market. i am not that much into them but considering the level of attention that they are getting, I would likely think that they are doing something sane and nice with a lot of people considering how they are working.

Really? Call me a cynic, but I doubt it.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 04 Jun 2012, 21:27

My favourite spam post remains this. I also love Shinji's response.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 Jun 2012, 16:30

Alert! Alert~! Spam is hitting the wiki! :evil:

The Fastest Way To Extra Money page wrote:All around the nation, consumers are feeling under money worries. Incomes are being limited, people feel anxious about their jobs, and people aren't spending so much in the shops. Times are hard overall.

With this in mind, lots of people are finding that they have little money in reserve to cover life's unanticipated problems. Whether it is a critical repair, an unexpected bill, or a sudden but short term drop in income, occasionally the money you absolutely need seriously isn't at hand.

If this happens to you, you could think about obtaining an instant payday loan. These are shorter term personal loans for small amounts, which you repay automatically at your next pay day. They are fast and simple to arrange at websites along the lines of [redcated to censor spam] and often the money may be in your bank account on the same day you register.

Almost any person with regular work and a suitable bank account will be considered, most of the time there isn't any appraisals of creditworthiness, and approval rates are generally high.

Almost nothing in life is perfect though, and the big problem with payday loans is that they are extremely expensive in comparison to more well known sorts of lending. One-off charges of 15-20% are typical, and if you roll over your loan for an extra month or more then the APR figure can surge to ludicrous highs. Payday loans aren't meant for long term financing though, so these APR statistics don't really count - just look into the genuine amount of money you're going to be billed, and judge if you can settle this in comfort.

Money advances are certainly not suited to borrowing to mend a broken spending plan, or to finance a too expensive standard of living, but if you seriously are in a short term financial fix and need fast access to supplementary funds, they are surely worth considering if alternative cheaper finance is simply not accessible. You have to be absolutely certain you are able to repay on time without getting yourself in even deeper trouble the subsequent month.

Wizzie! Act on this!!

The user is KennaFMckenzie - block him!! QUICK!!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 08 Jun 2012, 20:59

Warren Hughes wrote:My favourite spam post remains this. I also love Shinji's response.

Wait, what?? :lol: