HWNSNBM Facts

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 13 Feb 2012, 17:14

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have de-iced the Stade de France pitch on Saturday night.

HWNSNBM could have de-iced the whole of Italy. HWNSNBM can solve the Serie A fixture cancellation backlog by travelling back in time and playing the games on their original schedule...by himself.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 13 Feb 2012, 17:18

kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have de-iced the Stade de France pitch on Saturday night.

HWNSNBM could have de-iced the whole of Italy. HWNSNBM can solve the Serie A fixture cancellation backlog by travelling back in time and playing the games on their original schedule...by himself.

It seems that in Milan nobody can say the names of the Novara players...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 13 Feb 2012, 18:48

DanielPT wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have de-iced the Stade de France pitch on Saturday night.

HWNSNBM could have de-iced the whole of Italy. HWNSNBM can solve the Serie A fixture cancellation backlog by travelling back in time and playing the games on their original schedule...by himself.

It seems that in Milan nobody can say the names of the Novara players...

Andrea Caracci...cara...ca....caraccio...c...no, I can't do it, it's just too painful :cry:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Feb 2012, 20:26

kostas22 wrote:
DanielPT wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Not even HWNSNBM can stop the Inter defense crumbling

Mourinho can!

They don't call him Special One for nothing!
Which must mean...
Jose Mourinho is HWNSNBM in disguise

I always thought Obafemi Martins was HWNSNBM in disguise.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 13 Feb 2012, 20:40

HWNSNBM can win the tour de France without doping.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 13 Feb 2012, 21:13

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
DanielPT wrote:
Mourinho can!

They don't call him Special One for nothing!
Which must mean...
Jose Mourinho is HWNSNBM in disguise

I always thought Obafemi Martins was HWNSNBM in disguise.

HWNSNBM is ten years older than he claims to be?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Feb 2012, 21:18

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Jose Mourinho is HWNSNBM in disguise

I always thought Obafemi Martins was HWNSNBM in disguise.

HWNSNBM has the power to be as many people as he wishes to be in disguise. All at the same time if he so desires...

Post by **Nuppiz** » 13 Feb 2012, 22:32

HWNSNBM can still be an adventurer after taking an arrow in the knee.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Feb 2012, 00:26

Nuppiz wrote:HWNSNBM can still be an adventurer after taking an arrow in the knee.

Arrows die when they take HWNSNBM to the knee.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 22 Feb 2012, 22:15

HWNSNBM took down Leroy Jethro Gibbs using only his finger and one papaya

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 23 Feb 2012, 02:20

WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM took down Leroy Jethro Gibbs using only his finger

Fixed

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 23 Feb 2012, 11:45

HWNSNBM can make Facebook Timeline optional.

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 23 Feb 2012, 12:37

JeremyMcClean wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM took down Leroy Jethro Gibbs using nothing.

Fixed

Fixed again!

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 23 Feb 2012, 22:47

Jeremy Lin has HWNSNBManity.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 24 Feb 2012, 14:15

HWNSNBM will be listening to The Degner Defection on BBC iPlayer on 2nd January 2099, even though there is no BBC, no internet, no electricity and no Western society (which, in 2012, includes Hungary).

In fact, I suspect if HWNSNBM had been around before 1981, the Hungarian anti-Soviet revolution in the 1950s would have been successful, and Imre Nagy would have lived to see an old age where he could despair at the continuing terrible state of the rest of Eastern Europe. Maybe HWNSNBM could have nipped next door to East Germany and Czechoslovakia when they were also having their revolutions, and helped them out as well. Or, had he been around in 1945 at the Yalta Conference...

Michael Palin wrote:Behind all the conviviality and the toastings and the mutual back-slapping, one inescapable fact hung over all their discussions. The Red Army already occupied all of Eastern Europe. Because of their vast resources of men and materials, Stalin wasn't prepared to give an inch. That was, until the invasion of the conference by an unknown Hungarian, apparently without a name. Whispering something in Stalin's ear, the Soviet dictator immediately signed over Hungary to the West - followed by East Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Bulgaria, Romania and all the others - including the de-annexation of the three Baltic States. Churchill could barely believe what he was hearing, and within three months, the ailing President Roosevelt had recovered, Churchill had kicked the cigars, and Stalin had retreated to live on a small farm just outside Tblisi. Gulags were shut, Pravda actually reported the truth instead of propaganda, colour returned to Moscow, the people of Eastern Europe had proper cars, nobody ever heard of Nicolae Ceausescu, and there was much rejoicing. Still, though, nobody ever worked out who the Hungarian hero's name was...

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 18 Mar 2012, 20:27

HWNSNBM don't eat icecreams after the race: he eats icecreams during the race.
And HWNSNBW knows what Deletraz is doing.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 19 Mar 2012, 07:44

HWNSNBM has already won the London Olympics

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 19 Mar 2012, 11:39

HWNSNBM can stop Kony with his pinkie finger.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 19 Mar 2012, 11:47

HWNSNBM can win a race driving for HRT.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 19 Mar 2012, 11:48

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM can win a race driving for Life.

Fixed.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 19 Mar 2012, 13:39

HWNSNBM holds each and every record in F1. The numbers have too many digits to be handled by computers.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 19 Mar 2012, 14:26

Not even HWNSNBM mentions is own name.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Mar 2012, 17:58

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Not even HWNSNBM's birth certificate nor his parents mention his own name.

Additional information supplied.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 19 Mar 2012, 18:22

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Not even HWNSNBM's birth certificate nor his parents mention his own name.

Additional information supplied.

You're right. :-)

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Mar 2012, 18:23

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Not even HWNSNBM's birth certificate nor his parents mention his own name.

Additional information supplied.

You're right.

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Post by **Ataxia** » 19 Mar 2012, 21:24

HWNSNBM can get every 2012 race live on the BBC.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 19 Mar 2012, 21:30

HWNSNBM understands why Sky are using Georgie Thompson.

HWNSNBM remembers Sky Sports giving F1 even a few seconds' attention before last July.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 19 Mar 2012, 21:56

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:HWNSNBM can get every 2012 race live on ITV without adverts

Fixed

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 19 Mar 2012, 22:03

HWNSNBM can fly with a F1 car.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 19 Mar 2012, 22:17

wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can fly with a F1 car.

So the car has wings... So every car that HWNSNBM drives, become a Redbull. :lol:

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 19 Mar 2012, 22:27

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can fly with a F1 car.

So the car has wings... So every car that HWNSNBM drives, become a Redbull.

in fact, all cars have wings, that doesn't automatically mean they can fly, neither does drinking Red Bull (i tried

) in case of HWNSNBM, it does automatically mean it can fly, only because he wants to.
you know, he's capable of everything (including nothing)...

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 20 Mar 2012, 12:00

This wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can fly with a F1 car.

you know, he's capable of everything (including nothing)...

For sure!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Mar 2012, 18:00

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:For sure!

HWNSNBM NEVER says "For sure" f'sure!

And HWNSNBM can give the most complex, technical answers to questions using fewer words than Kimi does in an average interview...

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 20 Mar 2012, 18:09

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:For sure!

HWNSNBM NEVER says "For sure" f'sure!

And HWNSNBM can give the most complex, technical answers to questions using fewer words than Kimi does in an average interview...

In fact, he can do so while standing perfectly still.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 21 Mar 2012, 13:20

HWNSNBM: giving interviews telepathically since he was an embryo.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Mar 2012, 15:31

HWNSNBM has been giving interviews since the beginning of times.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 21 Mar 2012, 16:18

HWNSNBM can make interviewers to ask the questions he want. He then taught this skill to many politicians all over the globe.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Mar 2012, 17:05

HWNSNBM can make interviewers become interviewees.

Post by **tommykl** » 21 Mar 2012, 17:27

HWNSNBM can write on the sound wall.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Mar 2012, 17:32

HWNSNBM can write on the Berlin Wall.