2012 Australian Grand Prix Discussion Thread
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What I can see so far is:
-Schuamcher is back to his 2006 form
-McLaren are back to their 2007 form
-Hamilton is back to his 2008 form
-Ferrari are even worse than their 2009 form
-Webber, Caterham, Lotus and Williams are back to their 2010 form
-HRT are back to their 2011 form
What a start to the year!
-Schuamcher is back to his 2006 form
-McLaren are back to their 2007 form
-Hamilton is back to his 2008 form
-Ferrari are even worse than their 2009 form
-Webber, Caterham, Lotus and Williams are back to their 2010 form
-HRT are back to their 2011 form
What a start to the year!
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This is why Channel Ten are crap. They think we'd rather listen to Vettel and Hamilton than watch the V8s. If it was Webber or Ricciardo, I'd understand it, but why the two most hated drivers in Australia?
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Semi-Off Topic time and I've just found out that one Heinz-Harald Frentzen is racing in the Porsche Carrera cup series this weekend.
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Wizzie wrote:Semi-Off Topic time and I've just found out that one Heinz-Harald Frentzen is racing in the Porsche Carrera cup series this weekend.
You've only just discovered that? You need to pay more attention.
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Wizzie wrote:Semi-Off Topic time and I've just found out that one Heinz-Harald Frentzen is racing in the Porsche Carrera cup series this weekend.
You've only just discovered that? You need to pay more attention.
Better late than never

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Wizzie wrote:the Masked Lapwing wrote:Wizzie wrote:Semi-Off Topic time and I've just found out that one Heinz-Harald Frentzen is racing in the Porsche Carrera cup series this weekend.
You've only just discovered that? You need to pay more attention.
Better late than never
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HE STILL HASN'T LEARNT HOW TO START!
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GRRSSSJJJNNN's leaking places!
Webber's had a terrible start, as per the norm
Webber's had a terrible start, as per the norm

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Hulkenburg is the first retirement of 2011
GRSSJJJN OUT!
GRSSJJJN OUT!
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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Now I need to find a scapegoat for why both Australians are now screwed. DAMMIT GRSSSSJJJJJNNNN!
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Maldonado = Brian Vickers.
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Webbers start 

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haha fu grrooooowwwjoooonnn have a papaya go revrend go schumi
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GRSJN fanboys QQing now.
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eurobrun wrote:GRSJN fanboys QQing now.
Webber and Ricciardo fanboys QQing too.
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Perez up to 10th 
Schumi you prat!

Schumi you prat!
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Massa's starting to have a small train of cars building up behind him
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Schumi's hydraulics look like they've given up the ghost 

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Wizzie wrote:Massa's starting to have a small train of cars building up behind him
MASSA TRAIN.

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the reverend is 4th
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Hamilton sizing up Perez. When do we think he'll crash into him?
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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Perez is pulling an Andera de Cesaris.
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Safety car out because of Petrov's stranded Caterham. This is gonna screw Hamilton methinks
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The good news is Webber's back in it. The bad new is, so is Vettel. It's just like last year, isn't it?
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Caterham... 

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The countdown for idiots trying to hype Button's assured-but-in-reality-very unlikely second world championship beginning now. 

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Maldonado has been the surprise package today. He's still holding on to Webber and Alonso.
Kobayashi rear wing damage
Kobayashi rear wing damage

Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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Kimi Raikkonen, on team radio wrote:WHY ARE THEY WAVING ALL THE BLU FLAGS AT ME?!
Renault reply wrote: Kimi, they're for the cars behind you that you just passed.
Oh Kimi, I did indeed miss you.
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Oh dear Felipe...
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Massa's Ferrari career can now be measured in days...
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Massa and Bruno... Nice
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East Londoner wrote:Massa's Ferrari career can now be measured in Hours...
Fixed

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Felipe Crassha is back!
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Brundle: The Williams is the faster car, there's no doubt about it.
I didn't think I'd hear THAT for a while
I didn't think I'd hear THAT for a while

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Fernando, Pastor is faster than you
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After watching Di Resta getting passed by both Toro Rossos, I want an update to the DRS which makes it that if the car in front got passed by the car second in the queue in the first zone/under braking, the car that is third in the queue will not be able to activate his DRS in the second zone.
Another reason why I don't like DRS.
EDIT: Wild defensive chop by Kobayashi, JEZUZ.

Another reason why I don't like DRS.
EDIT: Wild defensive chop by Kobayashi, JEZUZ.

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Marussia and their slow trash!! 

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Maldonado for unrejectification in 2012!
EDIT: MYSELF FOR REJECT OF THE RACE!!!!!

EDIT: MYSELF FOR REJECT OF THE RACE!!!!!







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This has been SO much better than last year's race! 
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