GP2 Virtual F2-Series (1990 Drivers & Engines TBA)
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GP2 Virtual F2-Series (1990 Drivers & Engines TBA)
FIA just announced to have a European Formula-2-Championship replacing Formula 3000 ... the rules are close to Formula One
unlimited spots - you can join in!
- Choose a team from the list below
- Select an engine
- Build a chassis (Same starting for everyone) buy up to 4 upgrades before the season starts
- Select two drivers who are not involved into F1-Series (all will drive for free - no pay drivers) or already have an F1-Career behind them (these drivers will tell you, if they are not interested)
TEAM LIST
1989 European Formula 2 Championship
Jordan Racing
Owner : AdrianSutil
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Eddie Irvine, Damon Hill
Lola Motorsports
Owner : Pastor Maldonado
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Mika Häkkinen, David Brabham
Middlebridge
Owner : FMecha
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Phil Andrews, Perry McCarthy
March Engineering
Owner : WaffleCat
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Alex Zanardi, Gary Brabham
Forti Corse
Owner : darkapprentice77
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : JJ Lehto, Ukyo Katayama
Footwork
Owner : kostas22
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Andrea Chiesa, Fabrizio Giovanardi
Apomatrox
Owner : BaconLettuceNinja
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Jean-Marc Gounon, Marco Apicella
Oreca
Owner : Shizuka
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Paul Belmondo, Emanuele Pirro
Pacific
Owner : FantometteBR
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Yannick Dalmas, Gianni Morbidelli
DAMS
Owner : This
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Erik Comas, Jean-Denis Deletraz
First Racing
Owner : Nuppiz
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Jari Nurminen, Claudio Langes
Crypton
Owner : eurobrun
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Mika Salo, Roland Ratzenberger
CoBra Motorsports
Owner : Flaschenpost
Engine : Life
Drivers : Thomas Danielsson, Mike Thackwell
Team Name / Starting Budget
Free Team spots :
GA / 1.500.000$
Madgwick / 1.500.000$
Roni / 1.000.000$
RCR / 1.000.000$
* These teams have currently no opportunity to make their step up to F1-Series
- Teams who see no way to pre-qualify in F1-Series, can switch to F2
- Team owners who already got an F1-Entry, can join the series, but the second team will have no way to F1 then
- Series is restricted to a maximum of 14 Teams
- All Teams have to enter 2 cars
ENGINES
Mugen-Honda (750.000$/year)
Ford-Cosworth (500.000$/year)
Judd (250.000$/year)
Life (free)
UPGRADES
"Mega Reliability", "Mega Grip" or "Mega Aero" for 400.000$
"Big Reliability", "Big Grip" or "Big Aero" for 300.000$
"Normal Reliability", "Normal Grip" or "Normal Aero" for 200.000$
"Small Reliability", "Small Grip" or "Small Aero" for 100.000$
unlimited spots - you can join in!
- Choose a team from the list below
- Select an engine
- Build a chassis (Same starting for everyone) buy up to 4 upgrades before the season starts
- Select two drivers who are not involved into F1-Series (all will drive for free - no pay drivers) or already have an F1-Career behind them (these drivers will tell you, if they are not interested)
TEAM LIST
1989 European Formula 2 Championship
Jordan Racing
Owner : AdrianSutil
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Eddie Irvine, Damon Hill
Lola Motorsports
Owner : Pastor Maldonado
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Mika Häkkinen, David Brabham
Middlebridge
Owner : FMecha
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Phil Andrews, Perry McCarthy
March Engineering
Owner : WaffleCat
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Alex Zanardi, Gary Brabham
Forti Corse
Owner : darkapprentice77
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : JJ Lehto, Ukyo Katayama
Footwork
Owner : kostas22
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Andrea Chiesa, Fabrizio Giovanardi
Apomatrox
Owner : BaconLettuceNinja
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Jean-Marc Gounon, Marco Apicella
Oreca
Owner : Shizuka
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Paul Belmondo, Emanuele Pirro
Pacific
Owner : FantometteBR
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Yannick Dalmas, Gianni Morbidelli
DAMS
Owner : This
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Erik Comas, Jean-Denis Deletraz
First Racing
Owner : Nuppiz
Engine : Ford-Cosworth
Drivers : Jari Nurminen, Claudio Langes
Crypton
Owner : eurobrun
Engine : Mugen-Honda
Drivers : Mika Salo, Roland Ratzenberger
CoBra Motorsports
Owner : Flaschenpost
Engine : Life
Drivers : Thomas Danielsson, Mike Thackwell
Team Name / Starting Budget
Free Team spots :
GA / 1.500.000$
Madgwick / 1.500.000$
Roni / 1.000.000$
RCR / 1.000.000$
* These teams have currently no opportunity to make their step up to F1-Series
- Teams who see no way to pre-qualify in F1-Series, can switch to F2
- Team owners who already got an F1-Entry, can join the series, but the second team will have no way to F1 then
- Series is restricted to a maximum of 14 Teams
- All Teams have to enter 2 cars
ENGINES
Mugen-Honda (750.000$/year)
Ford-Cosworth (500.000$/year)
Judd (250.000$/year)
Life (free)
UPGRADES
"Mega Reliability", "Mega Grip" or "Mega Aero" for 400.000$
"Big Reliability", "Big Grip" or "Big Aero" for 300.000$
"Normal Reliability", "Normal Grip" or "Normal Aero" for 200.000$
"Small Reliability", "Small Grip" or "Small Aero" for 100.000$
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Re: GP2 Virtual F2-Series (runs fast)
It is my destiny to take Jordan Racing from Eddie Jordan's grubby fingers.
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I'll take Lola, and we'll sign a certain Michael Schumacher



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First dibs on Middlebridge! 
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Jordan Racing will take Eddie Irvine and Damon Hill. We will also bag the Mugen-Honda engine. Updates to follow...
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Michael Schumacher wrote:I am sorry to tell, but i have a contract for German F3 this season, give me a call at the start of the upcoming season
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Lola would like to sign Mika Hakkinen and David Brabham
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Mika Hakkinen wrote:I am sorry to tell, but i have a contract for British F3, you may contact me at the start of the next season
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Flaschenpost wrote:Mika Hakkinen wrote:I am sorry to tell, but i have a contract for British F3, you may contact me at the start of the next season
Oit, don't be so high and mighty Mika, we'll pay off your contract, if you sign with us I can garrantee you an F1 seat in 2 years maximum.

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Mika Häkkinen wrote:Hm, my boss says that would cost you 1.000.000$
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Flaschenpost wrote:Mika Häkkinen wrote:Hm, my boss says that would cost you 1.000.000$
Done. Also, is David Brabham confirmed? We want to hire him
Klon wrote:more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
Re: GP2 Virtual F2-Series (runs fast)
No one took March?Fine,calling dibs on it,and we must take Alex Zanardi before anyone else does.Jean Alesi to partner him.
Mugen-Honda engines as well for March engineering.
Mugen-Honda engines as well for March engineering.
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- Alesi in F1 already
- Brabham signed
- Häkkinen signed (1 Million!!! Thats nearly half of your budget!)
- Brabham signed
- Häkkinen signed (1 Million!!! Thats nearly half of your budget!)
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Flaschenpost wrote:- Alesi in F1 already
- Brabham signed
- Häkkinen signed (1 Million!!! Thats nearly half of your budget!)
Ah,hang on one second there,Mr Flaschenpost.Alesi only joined F1 mid-season,and also competed in Formula 3000(that year's equivalent of F2) when he was in F1,even opting to miss a few races to those commitments.
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WaffleCat wrote:Flaschenpost wrote:- Alesi in F1 already
- Brabham signed
- Häkkinen signed (1 Million!!! Thats nearly half of your budget!)
Ah,hang on one second there,Mr Flaschenpost.Alesi only joined F1 mid-season,and also competed in Formula 3000(that year's equivalent of F2) when he was in F1,even opting to miss a few races to those commitments.
i know, you don´t have to tell me ... BUT this F2-Series is running in the same "universe" as the F1-Series i´m running... and in this universe, alesi started F1 from the start of the season... and he is concentrating on this
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I'll have Forti!!!
Mugen-Honda engines.
Forti is interested in JJ Lehto and Ukyo Katayama and will choose Small Grip, Small Reliability and Small Aero.
Mugen-Honda engines.
Forti is interested in JJ Lehto and Ukyo Katayama and will choose Small Grip, Small Reliability and Small Aero.
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Flaschenpost wrote:WaffleCat wrote:Flaschenpost wrote:- Alesi in F1 already
- Brabham signed
- Häkkinen signed (1 Million!!! Thats nearly half of your budget!)
Ah,hang on one second there,Mr Flaschenpost.Alesi only joined F1 mid-season,and also competed in Formula 3000(that year's equivalent of F2) when he was in F1,even opting to miss a few races to those commitments.
i know, you don´t have to tell me ... BUT this F2-Series is running in the same "universe" as the F1-Series i´m running... and in this universe, alesi started F1 from the start of the season... and he is concentrating on this
Cue facepalm smiley from kostas.
Anyways,after March's team boss was taken to hospital to see whether he suffered a severe case of brain fade or not,they shall take in David Brabham's brother Gary.And,no,we are not going for Life engines.Instead,Mugen-Hondas shall be the engine of choice.
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Checking Wikipedia it looks that I have automatic dibs to Mark Blundell and Phil Andrews. That also mean the Lola-Fords. 

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FMecha wrote:Checking Wikipedia it looks that I have automatic dibs to Mark Blundell and Phil Andrews. That also mean the Lola-Fords.
- Blundell is driving for Brabham in F1
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Flaschenpost wrote:FMecha wrote:Checking Wikipedia it looks that I have automatic dibs to Mark Blundell and Phil Andrews. That also mean the Lola-Fords.
- Blundell is driving for Brabham in F1
Change him with McCarthy for pure rejectfulness

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I will take control of DAMS and stick some Mugen-Honda's in the back. Drivers will be announced soon.
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please think also about your upgrade-packages, guys!!!! adapt them before the season-opener!!!
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Well the Mugen-Honda should be bulletproof so I'll take a 'normal' aero pack.
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AdrianSutil wrote:Well the Mugen-Honda should be bulletproof so I'll take a 'normal' aero pack.
only 1 ? thats okay, but you can take up to 4 packages!
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DAMS will run Andrea Chiesa and Fabrizio Giovanardi. They will buy 2x Mega Aero upgrades, plus 1x Mega Grip and Mega Reliability upgrades.
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NEWSFLASH: Planned buy-out of DAMS F3000 team falls apart at last minute for unknown reasons. Same consortium now looking to acquire Footwork.
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Could I have First Racing please?
I'd like Ford Cosworth engines too, and Jean-Marc Gounon and Marco Apicella driving...
Lastly, I'll have a mega-grip, a medium reliability and a medium aero too. Cheers
I'd like Ford Cosworth engines too, and Jean-Marc Gounon and Marco Apicella driving...
Lastly, I'll have a mega-grip, a medium reliability and a medium aero too. Cheers

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Oreca would like to have Mugen Honda, sign Olivier Grouillard and Pierre-Henri Raphanel, with the Mega Aero pack.
A French line-up for a French team!
A French line-up for a French team!
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Lola will have Judd engines with Big aero, big grip, and normal reliability packages.
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I'll pic Pacific then with Yannick Dalmas and Gianni Morbidelli as drivers, Ford as engines, and Big Grip/Reliability/Aero as their package
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Shizuka wrote:Oreca would like to have Mugen Honda, sign Olivier Grouillard and Pierre-Henri Raphanel, with the Mega Aero pack.
A French line-up for a French team!
Raphanel already at Coloni (F1)
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Then Eric Bernard, if possible.
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Flaschenpost wrote:Shizuka wrote:Oreca would like to have Mugen Honda, sign Olivier Grouillard and Pierre-Henri Raphanel, with the Mega Aero pack.
A French line-up for a French team!
Raphanel already at Coloni (F1)
Did you miss my post btw? I noticed the first one still isn't updated...I abandoned DAMS to buy Footwork instead, with Andrea Chiesa and Fabrizio Giovanardi as drivers.
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kostas22 wrote:Flaschenpost wrote:Shizuka wrote:Oreca would like to have Mugen Honda, sign Olivier Grouillard and Pierre-Henri Raphanel, with the Mega Aero pack.
A French line-up for a French team!
Raphanel already at Coloni (F1)
Did you miss my post btw? I noticed the first one still isn't updated...I abandoned DAMS to buy Footwork instead, with Andrea Chiesa and Fabrizio Giovanardi as drivers.
Hold your horses, gi'e the wee lad some time...
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Shizuka wrote:Then Eric Bernard, if possible.
Bernard already at F1 (Larousse)

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BaconLettuceNinja wrote:kostas22 wrote:Flaschenpost wrote:Oreca would like to have Mugen Honda, sign Olivier Grouillard and Pierre-Henri Raphanel, with the Mega Aero pack.
A French line-up for a French team!
Raphanel already at Coloni (F1)
Did you miss my post btw? I noticed the first one still isn't updated...I abandoned DAMS to buy Footwork instead, with Andrea Chiesa and Fabrizio Giovanardi as drivers.
yeah yeah


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Flaschenpost wrote:Shizuka wrote:Then Eric Bernard, if possible.
Bernard already at F1 (Larousse)
How about Paul Belmondo?
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kostas22 wrote:NEWSFLASH: Planned buy-out of DAMS F3000 team falls apart at last minute for unknown reasons. Same consortium now looking to acquire Footwork.
In that case, i'd like to take over DAMS
Engine: Cosworth
Update: Mega Grip
Drivers: Erik Comas and... wait for it... Jean-Denis Délétraz!
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
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I will take Pacific. (If it's not taken)
My drivers will be Mika Salo and Roland Ratzenberger.
My drivers will be Mika Salo and Roland Ratzenberger.
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Lola have confirmed they'll be using Cosworth engines
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