HWNSNBM Facts

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 01 Nov 2009, 15:54

The reason he never won an F1 race was because of something on a much bigger scale...which you might find out about in the first F1 Rejects Magazine...

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 02 Nov 2009, 13:16

There is no Reject-drivers. There are only drivers HWNSNBM hasn't allowed to succeed.
There is no Reject-teams. There are only teams that HWNSNBM hasn't deemed worthy

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 02 Nov 2009, 19:44

HWNSNBM was in fact Jack the Ripper.

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 02 Nov 2009, 21:17

HWNSNBM can mention his name.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 03 Nov 2009, 01:46

HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.

Valrys · Post by **Valrys** » 03 Nov 2009, 14:01

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.

Enrique Bernoldi · Post by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 04 Nov 2009, 20:49

HWNSNBM was behind crash-gate, not Renault.

watka · Post by **watka** » 04 Nov 2009, 22:06

On a similar note:

HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula One driver that Grand Prix racing has ever produced.
HWNSNBM has seen that before.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 05 Nov 2009, 16:54

Valrys wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.

lol!

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 05 Nov 2009, 17:27

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.

Along that line...
HWNSNBM made Nuvolari look like Lavaggi.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 05 Nov 2009, 20:18

In fact, to some extent, HE'S MISSED IT, HE'S MISSED IT! :lol:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 08 Nov 2009, 17:37

Watching Jedward does not make HWNSNBM lose the will to live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkyWeoSEM8

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 09 Nov 2009, 00:40

HWNSNBM is bringing sexy back!
HWNSNBM will never be interrupted by Kanye West!
Jenson Button is only world champion because HWNSNBM was bored and controlled the Brawn telepathically for most of the races!

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 09 Nov 2009, 03:07

HWNSNBM is only there because of his money... and he's got a LOT of them.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 09 Nov 2009, 03:13

Geico just saved a bunch on car insurance, by switching to HWNSNBM

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 09 Nov 2009, 06:51

Jean-Louis Schlesser wasn't guided by the ghost of Enzo Ferrari at Monza 1988. He was in fact posessed by HWNSNBM to prevent McLaren from winning all races. Only HWNSNBM is allowed to do that. He just hasn't bothered yet

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 Nov 2009, 20:01

HWNSNBM created Michael Schumacher, slick tyres, Bernie Ecclestone and Big Macs.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 10 Nov 2009, 20:31

HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Nov 2009, 09:31

WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....

...because HWNSNBM is the Stig.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 11 Nov 2009, 10:44

dr-baker wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....

...because HWNSNBM is the Stig.

We've already been over this. HWNSNBM created the Stig.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Nov 2009, 15:57

He created the Stig on accident. His "crash helmet" failed him at an inopportune time.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 13 Nov 2009, 21:32

Gianmaria Bruni is a pretty cool guy, eh raced against HWNSNBM in the same team and didn't afraid of anything?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 15 Nov 2009, 22:55

HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.

watka · Post by **watka** » 15 Nov 2009, 23:04

kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.

HWNSNBM drove the truck that destroyed James May's Dacia Sandero.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 15 Nov 2009, 23:17

watka wrote:
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.

HWNSNBM drove the truck that destroyed James May's Dacia Sandero.

HWNSMBM set the standing record for the star in a reasonably priced car with -0 seconds

Also, he was able to destroy A Toyota Hilux

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 16 Nov 2009, 00:11

HWNSNBM doesn't need to be told where to buy random pharmaceuticals online - he already knows

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 16 Nov 2009, 00:13

The Transfagarasan Highway was designed entirely by HWNSNBM.

watka · Post by **watka** » 16 Nov 2009, 13:53

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:The Transfagarasan Highway was designed entirely by HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM built the Transfagarasan with his bare hands.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 15:58

HWNSNBM initiated Jacques Villeneuve's singing career.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 16 Nov 2009, 16:01

HWNSNBM holds the lap records at EVERY racing track, everywhere. The ones that we see as fastest laps are only the second fastest, they show them instead, just for variety...

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 16 Nov 2009, 16:32

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM initiated Jacques Villeneuve's singing career.

HWNSNBM is the undisputed champion in black humor...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 17:02

HWNSNBM owns the internet.

HWNSNBM could fix the world economy by hitting it with his elbow.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Nov 2009, 17:42

lostpin wrote:HWNSNBM holds the lap records at EVERY racing track, everywhere. The ones that we see as fastest laps are only the second fastest, they show them instead, just for variety...

No, it's because HWNSNBM is so blindingly fast that no-one's able to record his laps.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 16 Nov 2009, 18:16

Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley are just freak show artists that entertain the F1 public: a dwarf and a pervert. Everybody knows that HWNSNBM runs the business.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 18:22

Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Nov 2009, 18:25

shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?

Whadda ya mean by that? I'm seeing it positioned correctly...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 18:26

Nuppiz wrote:
shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?

Whadda ya mean by that? I'm seeing it positioned correctly...

On mine, it's to the right of other people's avatars. Strange.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:32

shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?

Kostas got hit in the head with a papaya for completing HWNSNBM's name. Seems that his revenge isn't complete, though...

BTW, HWNSNBM is about to buy kamagra for only $19.99, VAT included.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:34

HWNSNBM can edit HTML without anybody noticing.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Nov 2009, 19:43

The avatar thing is weird.

It's like that on all threads. Bit annoying.