Caption this!

Wallio · Post by **Wallio** » 08 Aug 2012, 16:40

SeedStriker wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:

Felipe, the wave is faster than you.

Seed, you bugger, you made me spit take all over my desk at work! :lol:

Well Done ten internets for you!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 08 Aug 2012, 21:58

madmark1974 wrote:

Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first :lol:

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Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 08 Aug 2012, 22:03

Wizzie wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:

Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first )

The endless "Perez to Ferrari" rumours? Or maybe his performance in Malaysia? Or both?

Post by **Ataxia** » 08 Aug 2012, 22:05

Wizzie wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:

Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first )

Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?

10 points for me, please :lol:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 08 Aug 2012, 22:06

JeremyMcClean wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:

Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first )

The endless "Perez to Ferrari" rumours? Or maybe his performance in Malaysia? Or both?

No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it

Post by **Ataxia** » 08 Aug 2012, 23:33

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?

10 points for me, please

Wizzie wrote:No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it

WHERE ARE MY INTERNETS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFBtuAVAzw

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 09 Aug 2012, 22:52

Guys, I think I have a slight water leak...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 10 Aug 2012, 07:06

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?

10 points for me, please

Wizzie wrote:No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it

WHERE ARE MY INTERNETS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFBtuAVAzw

Ah. Must have missed it when I posted the first time.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 10 Aug 2012, 18:09

Caption this:

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 10 Aug 2012, 18:20

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:

'Is YOUR Hamster too fast? Does it screech around the cage like Aryton Senna? Doesit ever stop to cool down? If so, then don't fear- HELP IS AT HAND. Buy NEW Forti-Diet Hamster food today! Guarranteed to make your hamster fall foul of the 107% rule, paint itself a ghastly shade of yellow, and allow itself to inevitably be sold to a suspicious Irish consortium*!'

*WARNING:Hamster may catch fire after consumption. Badly.

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 10 Aug 2012, 20:09

Wallio wrote:
SeedStriker wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:

Felipe, the wave is faster than you.

Seed, you bugger, you made me spit take all over my desk at work! Well Done ten internets for you!

Favorited this

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 10 Aug 2012, 20:17

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:

Oh look, it's Badoer and Montermini.

Post by **Ataxia** » 11 Aug 2012, 16:41

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:

Forti-Diet: Certainly not fast food...

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 18 Aug 2012, 15:27

madmark1974 wrote:How about this one?

FIA new off circuit traps working well.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 19 Aug 2012, 06:44

Bernie's new sprinkler system didn't quite work as intended

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 22 Aug 2012, 14:41

Hamsters are faster than Forti cars.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 25 Aug 2012, 20:35

Long see no time, here's one for ya

Herbert on the left, Arnoux on the right.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 25 Aug 2012, 22:00

What?! This is the Gran Turismo acadamy, and not the Forza Motorspot acadamy?!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 25 Aug 2012, 22:07

Johnny Herbert attempts to do his best Murray Walker impression.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 26 Aug 2012, 06:58

"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 26 Aug 2012, 08:48

Johnny Herbert on being told the fate of everyone else at Benetton

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Aug 2012, 09:04

Shizuka wrote:

"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."

Knew someone would say that or something similar.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 27 Aug 2012, 03:51

Shizuka wrote:"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."

Arnoux : Johnny, you blonde haired bottom gravy stain. In my day we never had the SNES, just black and white dots whizzing down the screen and a turbo charge master called Rene Arnoux. :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 27 Aug 2012, 09:07

Forti would like to announce Richard Hammond at their new driver for the 1996 season.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 30 Aug 2012, 09:18

"He's a double Formula 1 World Champion. She's a two-time Grammy-nominated recording artist. Together, they fight crime!"

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 30 Aug 2012, 18:21

Captain Hammer wrote:

Despite his worst fears, Vettel found out that farting on a first date doesn't always lead to instant rejection. :lol:

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 30 Aug 2012, 19:04

Vettel: And then Felipe said to me.....he's still got it!

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 30 Aug 2012, 20:45

Vettel: ...and then Lewis said "Cause I'm black!".

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 31 Aug 2012, 07:01

"And then I said "Mark, you will win this race!""

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 02 Sep 2012, 22:03

"I had just done a perfect lap, no one could go faster than that... then I looked at the time sheets to check out Schumacher's time..."

razta · Post by **razta** » 04 Sep 2012, 09:16

The Moment when you ask Damon Hill an awkward question about Spa 98... absolute silence!!

QuickYoda41 · Post by **QuickYoda41** » 06 Sep 2012, 01:40

AdrianSutil wrote:

I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE!!!

Just found this from March about how captions are wicked prophecies at the same time.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 06 Sep 2012, 05:21

Grosjean got 5 cars in turn one?! WELL I WILL GET 6!!!!

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 06 Sep 2012, 13:11

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 06 Sep 2012, 13:24

What plans does the evil Mr. Maldonado have for this weekend's Italian Grand Prix? Will our heroes from race control be able to stop, before he can inflict serious damage? Tune in next time, for a new episode of "The Race Control". Same time, same channel!

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 15 Sep 2012, 16:51

Revelation 21:4
'And there shall be no more death'

Luca the Prophet

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 15 Sep 2012, 17:25

Best driver ever.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 15 Sep 2012, 17:34

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Best driver ever.

Seconds later the area was knee deep in papaya.....

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 15 Sep 2012, 17:54

He had done it. Finally. In his mind, he was transported back to the start of the weekend.

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Alonso had fallen ill, a virus of some kind, what, he did not know, but all he did know was that Nando could not drive. Ferrari called on him to fill in. He was determined to do well. Perez, replacing Massa, had won the last two races, so the car was good. But was he? The Emperor expected. Maranello expected. The tifosi, gathered round their televisons, expected. The Old Man, watching on with great pride from the Great Paddock In The Sky, expected. The rest of the paddock grinned with uncontralable mirth as he stepped into the car. The last time he was in this situation, the Iceman had won, while he pottered around at the back with the Toro Rossos. Everyone doubted him. Who in their right mind would predict him to do well after that?

Of course, he accepted the role in a heartbeat. He could not decline - to drive for his team, his passion, was irresistable. He motivated himself in the back of the garage. Queit. Peaceful. He thought, he could do this. He could. And he would. With that, engines up and down the pitlane revved - qualifying had begun.

He climbed into the car, unrealistically calm amidst the weight of the expectation and the noise. But he was determined. Q1 and Q2 went by without anything too spectacular, 5th behind Hamilton's Mercedes in Q1 and seventh behind Guttierez's Sauber in Q2. He wasn't happy with what he'd done. He needed more, the world expected more. Without moving a muscle, he gathered his thoughts in the cockpit between Q2 and Q3. He imagined the course in his head - the lines, the gears, the throttle positions. 5 minutes of Q3 had elapsed - Ferrari engineers had allocated one run, and one run only. He went out to the track, focused. Perez had gone fastest, and was out of the car already. What could he do to match that?

The lap was perfect. Every corner came together perfectly. For him, the edges of the track became blurred. Time slowed down. The hum of the Ferrari V8 faded from his ears, to be replaced by the sound of his heartbeat. The line between the possible and the impossible, the reality and the fictional, the limit and beyond, disappeared. It was him and the machine - together, as one, setting the timesheets alight. The line approached and passed underneath the car in an instant, almost un noticed by him. He was pratically unconscious - mentally drained by his lap, his flight of fantasy.

Martin Brundle was speechless. Stefano Domenicali was speechless. Vettel spun off after trying to match that time. Perez, disgruntled, annoyed, slunk back to the motorhome. He had been beaten. By a seocnd. One second. Tifosi erupted in clebration around the world. He was on pole, and boy, could he not beleive it. He, Luca Badoer, was on pole, for the Korean Grand Prix

TO BE CONTINUED......

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 15 Sep 2012, 18:08

pasta_maldonado wrote:He, Luca Badoer, was on pole, for the Korean Grand Prix

TO BE CONTINUED...... [/i]

You, you.... You just managed to actually make me cry.

On topic: one of russian F1 fans wrote a short yet very emotional text about Luca, whom I'm very biased towards. I will find it, translate it and share with you, because it's something worth reading.