HWNSNBM Facts

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Nov 2009, 19:17

HWNSNBM is the Master of Puppets.

Frentzen127 · Post by **Frentzen127** » 19 Nov 2009, 20:14

CarlosFerreira wrote:Faramir is almost as cool as HWNSMBM.

Fix'd

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 19 Nov 2009, 20:37

HWNSNBM moved Thierry Henri's hand at a football match using only his power of mind

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 19 Nov 2009, 20:47

Nuppiz wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM killed Tommy Vercetti, Carl Johnson and Niko Bellic with only his sight.

HWNSNBM beat all those games during the same day, without cheating.

... and with an Atari 2600 controller.

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Cynon wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM could let go of the One Ring easily.

As an avid Lord of the Rings fan, I will counter that.

HWNSNBM has power over the One Ring.
HWNSNBM threw down Numenor because he was bored.

HWNSMBM once poked Sauron in the Eye.
HWNSMBM is almost as cool as Faramir.

HWNSNBM is why the far East is seldom mentioned. (and if you read the books you know what I'm talking about)
The balrog attacked the Fellowship in Moria because its other option was single combat with HWNSNBM.
HWNSNBM would have ended that fight in 0.5 seconds.
HWNSNBM makes Shadowfax look like a Life W12 to his Williams FW14B

HWNSNBM doesn't like binary because the number on his car was 21, and binary only uses 0 and 1.
The asteroid belt beyond Mars is due to HWNSNBM punching a planet that lay between Mars and Jupiter. Take that, Death Star!

watka · Post by **watka** » 19 Nov 2009, 23:10

The asteroid belt beyond Mars is due to HWNSNBM punching a planet that lay between Mars and Jupiter. Take that, Death Star!

Epic win.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 20 Nov 2009, 01:08

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM is the Master of Puppets.

No, he's St.Anger.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 20 Nov 2009, 01:25

Cynon wrote:
HWNSNBM doesn't like binary because the number on his car was 21, and binary only uses 0 and 1.

HWNSMBM programs with the number 2 in his binary code, and makes it work

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 20 Nov 2009, 11:03

WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM moved Thierry Henri's hand at a football match using only his power of mind

The ref missed Henry's handball because he caught sight of HWNSNBM lurking on the sideline.
The World Cup draw on 4 Dec is just for show. HWNSNBM has already decided all the groupings.
HWNSNBM gave up his football career because he did not want to destroy the legacy of Ferenc Puskas.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 20 Nov 2009, 11:57

What do Chuck Norris and HWNSNBM have in common?

Chuck Norris is HWNSNBM's sister.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 20 Nov 2009, 12:05

eytl wrote:HWNSNBM gave up his football career because he did not want to destroy the legacy of Ferenc Puskas.

No no no... HWNSNBM is Ferenc Puskas

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 20 Nov 2009, 12:29

The Sonic series is lying - Shadow isn't the Ultimate Life Form, HWNSNBM is.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Nov 2009, 13:55

HWNSNBM built the Nordschleife using only beach toys.

Valrys · Post by **Valrys** » 20 Nov 2009, 14:45

HWNSNBM was phone.

Pieman · Post by **Pieman** » 20 Nov 2009, 19:33

HWNSNBM's mind powers the Large Hadron Collider.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 20 Nov 2009, 19:55

HWNSNBM could make two protons collide with his bare hands.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Nov 2009, 09:55

HWNSNBM created mayeutic philosophy.

watka · Post by **watka** » 21 Nov 2009, 11:10

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:The Sonic series is lying - Shadow isn't the Ultimate Life Form, HWNSNBM is.

HWNSNBM is the only reason that Shadow ever won an F1 race.

crazydude1992 · Post by **crazydude1992** » 21 Nov 2009, 15:00

HWNSNBM is 1...divided...by 0.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Nov 2009, 15:24

HWNSNBM trusts the way jelly moves.
HWNSNBM can call it that.
The Beatles song 'I Am the Walrus' is about HWNSNBM.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Nov 2009, 23:17

HWNSNBM was the man who run into Marathon.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 22 Nov 2009, 20:36

For HWNSNBN, the cake is not a lie.

Usain Bolt won the 100m because he was told that HWNSNBN would be chasing.

HWNSBN taught James May what torque is.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Nov 2009, 21:32

HWNSNBM isn't emotionally touched by the lyric 'the love you take is equal to the love you make', he sees it as an equation.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Nov 2009, 21:42

HWNSNBM is Billie Jean's father.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 22 Nov 2009, 22:35

HWNSNBN was last seen having tea with Lord Lucan and Elvis while riding atop Shergar

HWNSNBN is the exception to Rule 34.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 23 Nov 2009, 19:28

HWNSNBM can make the engine run even when there isn't any.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Nov 2009, 20:11

Lives saved by HWNSNBM:
-Juan Manuel Fangio, 1952.
-Stirling Moss, Belgium 1960
-Ben Pon, Dutch 1962
-Jackie Stewart, Belgium 1966
-Graham Hill, USA 1969
-A lot of drivers, Great Britain 1973
-Niki Lauda, Germany 1976
-Clay Regazzoni, USA West 1980
-Didier Pironi, Germany 1982
-Andrea de Cesaris, Dutch 1985
-Philippe Streiff, Brazil 1989
-Riccardo Patrese, Portugal 1992
-Roberto Moreno, Belgium 1992
-Michael Andretti, Brazil 1993
-Alex Zanardi, Belgium 1993
-Rubens Barrichello, San Marino 1994
-Karl Wendlinger, Monaco 1994
-Martin Brundle, Australia 1996
-Olivier Panis, Canada 1997
-A lot of drivers, Belgium 1998
-Michael Schumacher, Great Britain 1999
-Felipe Massa, Monaco 2002
-An idiot, Great Britain 2003
-Jarno Trulli, Great Britain 2004
-Ralf Schumacher, USA 2004
-Ralf Schumacher (AGAIN), USA 2005
-Robert Kubica, Canada 2007
-Heikki Kovalainen, Spain 2008
-Felipe Massa (AGAIN), Hungary 2009

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Nov 2009, 20:44

Phoenix wrote:Lives saved by HWNSNBM:
...
-An idiot, Great Britain 2003

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:02

HWNSNBM does indeed smell what The Rock is cooking

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:07

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM does indeed smell what The Rock is cooking

HWNSNBM is cooking The Rock in a giant cauldron

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:10

Working on a radio station from 6:00 to 7:30 would not make HWNSNBM fall asleep while...

Sorry, drifted off there. Damn school radio station.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:28

shinji wrote:Working on a radio station from 6:00 to 7:30 would not make HWNSNBM fall asleep while...

Sorry, drifted off there. Damn school radio station.

You're working on a radio station instead of taking classes? And you're complaining about it? You must be nuts...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:33

Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:Working on a radio station from 6:00 to 7:30 would not make HWNSNBM fall asleep while...

Sorry, drifted off there. Damn school radio station.

You're working on a radio station instead of taking classes? And you're complaining about it? You must be nuts...

Not nuts, but it is preposterously stressful for poor little teenagers.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Nov 2009, 00:09

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:Working on a radio station from 6:00 to 7:30 would not make HWNSNBM fall asleep while...

Sorry, drifted off there. Damn school radio station.

You're working on a radio station instead of taking classes? And you're complaining about it? You must be nuts...

Not nuts, but it is preposterously stressful for poor little teenagers.

You want stressful? Work for a daily newspaper.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 24 Nov 2009, 00:49

HWNSNBM is a catch 22 and the solution one
Flavio Briatore was exiled from F1 because HWNSMBM asked him politely to

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 24 Nov 2009, 08:25

Jordan wrote:Flavio Briatore was exiled from F1 because HWNSMBM asked him politely to

Flavio Briatore was exiled from F1 because HWNSNBM thought about it.
HWNSNBM can put Ron Dennis in a Pokéball, and if that makes any sense you're a twisted human being.
HWNSNBM can divide by zero.
HWNSNBM was the engine and the chassis to the 1992 Williams and the 2002 Ferrari. At the same time.
HWNSNBM could write a newspaper with his eyebrow.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Nov 2009, 15:37

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:Working on a radio station from 6:00 to 7:30 would not make HWNSNBM fall asleep while...

Sorry, drifted off there. Damn school radio station.

You're working on a radio station instead of taking classes? And you're complaining about it? You must be nuts...

Not nuts, but it is preposterously stressful for poor little teenagers.

I'm planning to to do the Periodism degree (and seems I'm not the only one) and it would be very pleasant in my opinion, especially if I was paid

But back on topic...

-HWNSNBM made the "Diniz in the oven" headline.
-HWNSNBM hipnosed Bandini to crash against Graham Hill at Mexico in 1964 so Surtees could win the championship.
-HWNSNBM won the Dakar crawling.

crazydude1992 · Post by **crazydude1992** » 24 Nov 2009, 19:27

This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Nov 2009, 20:14

crazydude1992 wrote:This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 24 Nov 2009, 22:57

Phoenix wrote:
crazydude1992 wrote:This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.

Twice.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Nov 2009, 17:08

Jordan wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
crazydude1992 wrote:This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.

Twice.

...and then won 15 World Championships in it.