Hilarious Taki Tweets and other Twitter Hijinks!

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 28 Nov 2012, 18:03

If there is already a thread dedicated to the Bard of twitter my apologies. If not, here's a recent gem.

@takiinoue: All the best to @MikeGascoyne for his success in Trans-Atlantic Solo sailing. For sure, his best friend will be his right hand.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 28 Nov 2012, 18:20

A couple more.

@takiinoue: I stopped eating properly. I drink properly. The consequence is my brain is getting f*cked. But I believe my spirit is still very strong!

@takiinoue: Some people want to compare me and Mr.Ide. But I don't like it. Believe me! I'm far Sh#tter than him by miles away! No one competes with me!

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 28 Nov 2012, 18:50

Been thinking we need an F1 tweet thread for a while.

@takiinoue: No electricity since early this morning due to fire near my apartment. No wifi, no coffee, no heater. But my right hand still works.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 28 Nov 2012, 18:55

AdrianSutil wrote:Been thinking we need an F1 tweet thread for a while.

Changed thread title to reflect expanded twitter focus.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 29 Nov 2012, 14:31

@takiinoue: Lotus seems to be looking for the driver replacement of #GrosjeanStyle. I'm ready, anyway! But I need a new helmet for it.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 29 Nov 2012, 19:50

What is it with his right hand mentioning?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 29 Nov 2012, 21:21

Shizuka wrote:What is it with his right hand mentioning?

You ain't half dirty minded. :roll:

I'm not saying i'm not dirty minded myself. I was thinking the same thing when reading through these tweets.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 30 Nov 2012, 21:34

redbulljack14 wrote:
Shizuka wrote:What is it with his right hand mentioning?

You ain't half dirty minded.

I'm not saying i'm not dirty minded myself. I was thinking the same thing when reading through these tweets.

I think you'll find it's Inoue-san himself with the dirty mind.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 01 Dec 2012, 19:00

@takiinoue: What? Charles Pic has officially been passed on seventy occasions as a record. More than me? Impossible! How?

Followed by:

@takiinoue: Oh, I see. I was most of the time in the gravel. That's why even Michael couldn't overtake me during race.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 01 Dec 2012, 19:03

There's one thing that will never be taken away from Taki though: that hilarious Safety Car accident on HWNSNBM land of all places :lol:

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 02 Dec 2012, 18:52

@takiinoue: I watched a film "Big" Tom Hanks. I cried a lot. But I don't know why.

Zetec · Post by **Zetec** » 03 Dec 2012, 13:17

I can't help myself to think, that this Taki should visit a trick cyclist...

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 03 Dec 2012, 14:43

@takiinoue: Jesus! Kamui support donation total amount almost reaches 1.5 M euros. This amount will cover my drinking budget for 10 years easily.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 03 Dec 2012, 20:07

@takiinoue: In December there are so many award news everywhere. But I haven't heard any extinguisher award yet. Why?

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 05 Dec 2012, 03:48

@GrandPrixDiary:
"Luca di Montezemolo with a veiled threat to withdraw Ferrari from F1. http://www1.skysports.com/formula-1/new ... um=twitter … He tends to do this on an annual basis. "

@takiinoue:
Jesus! Kamui support donation total amount almost reaches 1.5 M euros. This amount will cover my drinking budget for 10 years easily.

@GrandPrixDiary:
Brazilian Grand Prix broke the record for overtaking moves with 112 (previous best Canada 2011 on 89) and yes, Ferrari, they were all legal.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 05 Dec 2012, 07:07

JeremyMcClean wrote:
@takiinoue:
Jesus! Kamui support donation total amount almost reaches 1.5 M euros. This amount will cover my drinking budget for 10 years easily.

Wow.

Spending 410 euros a day just to drink? He's tough :shock:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 05 Dec 2012, 10:19

Shizuka wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
@takiinoue:
Jesus! Kamui support donation total amount almost reaches 1.5 M euros. This amount will cover my drinking budget for 10 years easily.

Wow. Spending 410 euros a day just to drink? He's tough

Ron Kobayashi :lol:

Somehow I don't think he bothered doing the maths

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 05 Dec 2012, 10:31

eurobrun wrote:
Shizuka wrote:
Wow. Spending 410 euros a day just to drink? He's tough

Ron Kobayashi

Somehow I don't think he bothered doing the maths

Either that or he's a ridiculously heavy drinker. Or, as we'd like to call it here in Australia, the average drinker. :lol:

Which would actually go a long way to explaining all the ridiculous posts on his twitter account.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 05 Dec 2012, 14:28

Shizuka wrote:Wow. Spending 410 euros a day just to drink? He's tough

Either that or he's developed a taste for the finest sake money can buy. As opposed to the stuff I dump in my teriyaki...

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 05 Dec 2012, 17:15

@takiinoue: In UK it looks people don't know how to drive the car on the snow. I can teach you how to hit the car properly into the armco barrier.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 07 Dec 2012, 13:48

@takiinoue: Good morning from Sunny Chill Barcelona. Many promising Japanese drivers are here with me. The garage looks like a little Tokyo.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 08 Dec 2012, 08:27

I can teach you how to hit the car properly into the armco barrier.

He really is humble, right? I'm surprised he's randomly bashing himself while being funny.

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 13 Dec 2012, 03:34

What a guy!

However, how does he afford to live in Monaco? I thought I read that he doesn't have a job.

Zetec · Post by **Zetec** » 13 Dec 2012, 09:41

Myrvold wrote:What a guy!

However, how does he afford to live in Monaco? I thought I read that he doesn't have a job.

He is working as a limousine-driver and still has his management buisiness for japanese drivers running.

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » 13 Dec 2012, 10:40

Zetec wrote:
Myrvold wrote:What a guy!

However, how does he afford to live in Monaco? I thought I read that he doesn't have a job.

He is working as a limousine-driver and still has his management buisiness for japanese drivers running.

For real? If you go to Monaco & hire a limo you might have Taki driving you around??? Legend.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 13 Dec 2012, 14:30

@takiinoue: I decide not to go to Bangkok for @RaceOfChampions . Bcz I really want Michael and Seb to win the race. If I was there, no chance for them.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 13 Dec 2012, 14:32

kowalski wrote:
Zetec wrote:
Myrvold wrote:What a guy!

However, how does he afford to live in Monaco? I thought I read that he doesn't have a job.

He is working as a limousine-driver and still has his management buisiness for japanese drivers running.

For real? If you go to Monaco & hire a limo you might have Taki driving you around??? Legend.

He knows how to handle an extinguisher too!

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 13 Dec 2012, 14:45

Shizuka wrote:
I can teach you how to hit the car properly into the armco barrier.

He really is humble, right? I'm surprised he's randomly bashing himself while being funny.

I think he really is humble. The tone of even the non-hilarious tweets he does seem to suggest such.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 14 Dec 2012, 22:15

@takiinoue: "@DPriceRacin I've been looking for a job. Can I work for you as a driver for the lunch? I will drive the car very gently. No extinguisher.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 15 Dec 2012, 17:38

Wizzie wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Shizuka wrote:
Wow. Spending 410 euros a day just to drink? He's tough

Ron Kobayashi

Somehow I don't think he bothered doing the maths

Either that or he's a ridiculously heavy drinker. Or, as we'd like to call it here in Australia, the average drinker.

Which would actually go a long way to explaining all the ridiculous posts on his twitter account.

410 euros a day? o.O
Maybe he was better as a F1 driver rather than in mathematics? :lol:

Or does he drink more than Raikkonen?

Anyway by reading his tweets he seems to me a really nice guy.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 15 Dec 2012, 20:47

@takiinoue: Really fed up Beethoven Symphony No.9 from the radio. Too much! But Gangnam Style is too much as well. I miss a Murray Walker's voice.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 17 Dec 2012, 15:07

@takiinoue: I've been waiting for the phone call from Mercedes AMG F1. I'm really ready for the team principal position. But my phone is very quiet..

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 17 Dec 2012, 16:19

If Taki would lead the team, I'd expect him giving the same of comments like he does on Twitter now.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 16:57

Shizuka wrote:If Taki would lead the team, I'd expect him giving the same of comments like he does on Twitter now.

For sure he would!

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 17 Dec 2012, 17:39

it is worth google translating the Japanese tweets as some are quite funny. Especially the one where he comments about the Kobayashi fund wrist bands, saying that they are nice but all he could afford to donate was 10 yen...

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 17:43

SuperAguri wrote:it is worth google translating the Japanese tweets as some are quite funny. Especially the one where he comments about the Kobayashi fund wrist bands, saying that they are nice but all he could afford to donate was 10 yen...

how much are 10 yen in euro?

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 17 Dec 2012, 17:51

10 yen are only 9 cent.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 17 Dec 2012, 19:30

"I was really ready for Lotus alongside of Kimi. Never mind. Let's wait for next year. Well done, Grosjean!!"

This guy...

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 17 Dec 2012, 19:51

kowalski wrote:
Zetec wrote:
Myrvold wrote:What a guy!

However, how does he afford to live in Monaco? I thought I read that he doesn't have a job.

He is working as a limousine-driver and still has his management buisiness for japanese drivers running.

For real? If you go to Monaco & hire a limo you might have Taki driving you around??? Legend.

might not be such a good idea if the limo broke down and needed towed near rasscasse

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 17 Dec 2012, 22:11

pi314159 wrote:10 yen are only 9 cent.

Thank you.