Predicament Predictions - 2013 Chinese Grand Prix

[Aerond]

Aerond predictions

2013 Noodles GP

1.Alonso
2.Hamilton
3.Raikkonen
4.Vettel
5.Rosberg
6.Webber
7.Grosjean
8.Button
9.Sutil
10.Perez

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First DNF: Massa
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

[Boomstick]

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Di Resta
9. Hulkenberg
10. Pastor

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First DNF: Ricciardo...tries too hard, breaks somthing
ROTR: Webber...ditto
IIDOTR: Pastor....drags a point out of the crapbox...
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

1 Vettel
2 Alonso
3 Webber
4 Rosberg
5 Button
6 Raikkonen
7 Hamilton
8 GRSJN
9 Massa
10 Hulkenberg

Pole Vettel
FL Rosberg
FR Di Resta
ROTR Di Resta
IIDOTR Rosberg
DBTMOTR GRSJN
MLP Shittas

No DNQs

[DanielPT]

DanielPT's predictions:

1 Alonso
2 Hamilton
3 Vettel
4 Webber
5 Rosberg
6 Massa
7 Raikkonen
8 Sutil
9 Button
10 Grrrjjjnnnn


Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Van der Garde
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

[FloProAct]

FloProAct's Predictions
2013 Chinese GP
1: Rosberg
2: Massa
3: Hamilton
4: Alonso
5: Webber
6: Raikkonen
7: Button
8: Sutil
9: Vettel
10: Di Resta

Pole: Massa
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Chilton
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[johnnyCarwash]

JohnnyCarwash's Predictions
2013 Chinese Takeaway stomach bug GP
1: Massa
2: Alonso
3: Hamilton
4: Rosberg
5: Raikkonen
6: Webber
7: Button
8: Grosjean
9: Sutil
10: Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Massa
First DNF: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Minardi Man]

Minardi Man's Predictions: 2013 Chinesetopia GP

1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Raikonen
5. Webber
6. Vettel
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Grosjean
10. Bianchi

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Raikonen
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Williams (double crash out and poor pace)
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: NO

[KalleVRTN]

KalleVRTN's predictions

2013 Chinese GP

1.Rosberg
2.Alonso
3.Hamilton
4.Webber
5.Massa
6.Sutil
7.Grosjean
8.Räikkönen
9.Button
10.di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First DNF: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[Paul Hayes]

Paul's predictions, 2013 Chinese Grand Prix:

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Webber
8. Sutil
9. Webber
10. Hulkenberg

Pole:
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Grosjean
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[pi314159]

2013 Chinese GP

1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Räikkönen
6. Webber
7. Sutil
8. Grosjean
9. Button
10. Vergne

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First DNF: Hamilton
ROTR: A car part
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: 0
(Alex Yoong Award: Giedo van der Garde)

[TomWazzleshaw]

Wizzie's Predictions
2013 ITM 400 Auckland

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Webber
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First DNF: Van der Garde
ROTR: Williams (Spend all race getting their faces bashed in by Jules Bianchi on track)
IIDOTR: Bianchi (Beats the Williamses on merit and nearly gets Riccardo at the end)
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

If Bianchi doesn't beat at least one Williams, we're all going to end up looking very silly.

[NAM]

NAM's Prediction
2013 Blue Lotus Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Massa
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Button
7. Webber
8. Raikkönen
9. Sutil
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fast Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Gutiérrez
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[MinardiFan95]

MinardiFan's Predictions

1. Rosberg
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. Massa
10. Sutil

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First DNF: Maldolan
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Marussia
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

[mash]

mash's Prediction
2013 Prang-high Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Massa
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. Button
9. Grosjean
10. Perez

Pole: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Van Der Garde
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Van Der Garde
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

[Aerospeed]

Given the finalization of IIDOTR:

2013 Chinese Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Vettel
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

(note: edited DBTMOTR from Webber to Gutierrez on the account that Gutierrez's DNF was his fault, as opposed to Webber's.)

[Londoner]

Provisional scores as always, depending on the overlord's confirmation on who walked away with DBTMOTR and MLP.

1= Meatwad - 15 points
1= Bleu - 15 points
1= DanielPT - 15 points
4= East Londoner - 13 points
4= Pasta - 13 points
4= FloProAct - 13 points
4= JohnnyCarwash - 13 points
8= Ed24 - 12 points
8= QuickYoda41 - 12 points
8= Aerond - 12 points
8= KalleVRTN - 12 points
8= MinardiFan95 - 12 points
13= RAK - 11 points
13= DJ Bereta - 11 points
13= Phoenix - 11 points
13= Eurobrun - 11 points
17= WaffleCat - 10 points
17= Divina Galica - 10 points
17= Takagi FTW - 10 points
17= F1 Adam - 10 points
17= Mario - 10 points
17= Ferrarist - 10 points
17= Rocks With Salt - 10 points
17= Minardi Man - 10 points
17= NAM - 10 points
26= The Masked Lapwing - 9 points
26= Onxy Wrecked - 9 points
26= Ataxia - 9 points
26= DOSBoot - 9 points
26= Dr Baker - 9 points
26= Shizuka - 9 points
26= Razta - 9 points
26= DidNotQualify - 9 points
26= FullMetalJack - 9 points
26= Go Rubens - 9 points (one point docked for your DNQ prediction. )
26= Boomstick - 9 points
26= Paul Hayes - 9 points
26= Wizzie - 9 points
26= Mash - 9 points
40= JeremyMcClean - 8 points
40= Darkapprentice77 - 8 points
40= Hound55 - 8 points
40= Tristan1117 - 8 points
40= Klon - 8 points
40= GwilymJJames - 8 points
40= Pi314159 - 8 points
47= Ugncreative Usergname - 7 points
47= FMecha - 7 points
47= Fantomette BR - 7 points
47= Shadaza - 7 points
47= Tommykl - 7 points
52. Daxam Stark - 6 points

[pasta_maldonado]

Equal 4th? That's my best result yet!

[TomWazzleshaw]

For the second race in a row, Bottas walks away with the MLP, while Sergio Perez picks up the DBTMOTR award for being anonymous at best.