HWNSNBM Facts

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:34

This wrote:
shinji wrote:which leads me to a theory that the virgin cars are in fact kind of like transformers...

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:45

something went wrong with you quoting

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 05 Dec 2009, 17:51

HWNSNBM cán touch mc hammer

Valrys · Post by **Valrys** » 05 Dec 2009, 18:46

This wrote:HWNSNBM cán touch mc hammer

And the song 'Can't touch this' is about MC Hammers, and everyone elses inability to touch HWNSNBM (Lest they suffer a fruit-based death)

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 05 Dec 2009, 19:13

HWNSNBM will only need to knock once......

(doctor who fans will understand

)

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Dec 2009, 20:35

Mika Hakkinen voisi vatkata HWNSNBM helposti!*

:lol:

I think I am becoming obsessed now. Screw Schumi, the Hakk needs to make a comeback pronto.

I am 99.9% sure my Finnish sucks. I tried learning some ages ago, barely remember any of it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:05

HWNSNBM Doesnt have a chin, just another fist.

Or am i allowed to say Chuck Norris?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:05

kostas22 wrote:Mika Hakkinen voisi vatkata HWNSNBM helposti!*

I think I am becoming obsessed now. Screw Schumi, the Hakk needs to make a comeback pronto.

I am 99.9% sure my Finnish sucks. I tried learning some ages ago, barely remember any of it.

Google Translate says it's bang on.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:08

shinji wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Mika Hakkinen voisi vatkata HWNSNBM helposti!*

I think I am becoming obsessed now. Screw Schumi, the Hakk needs to make a comeback pronto.

I am 99.9% sure my Finnish sucks. I tried learning some ages ago, barely remember any of it.

Google Translate says it's bang on.

Erm, not quite. Thats not what I was meaning to say :lol:

Edit: No wait, yes it was! Its just maybe the word order or tense is wrong, because when I ran a translation on vatkata from Finnish to English on that, for 3. it says beat up...what I was actually going for.

I have better foreign language skills than I though.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:12

If HWNSNBM was nominated for BBC Sports Personality of the year, He'd have won for being Best Team, Best Manager, Unsung Hero, Lifetime Achievement Award, AND Sports Personality of the year.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:14

If we ever get the cumulative Tarquini one done, we should all learn Hungarian and write a profile of HWNSNBM in his native tongue.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:36

HWNSNBM is the only person able to (easily) reflect the dreaded Mikuru Beam

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:41

shinji wrote:If we ever get the cumulative Tarquini one done, we should all learn Hungarian and write a profile of HWNSNBM in his native tongue.

Google translator will suffice...
Mindig tudja, mi nagyon szeretjük ?t ide, és hogy tudjuk kiejteni a nevét nyugodtan, amíg a megfelel? sorrendben sigma mint írunk fejjel lefelé, és így megharagszik, és bedobja minket a lángok papaja. Ráadásul, én vagyok a legjobb és azt hiszem, többet érdemel, mint ez a pojáca tiszteletére.

watka · Post by **watka** » 14 Dec 2009, 21:49

shinji wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Mika Hakkinen voisi vatkata HWNSNBM helposti!*

I think I am becoming obsessed now. Screw Schumi, the Hakk needs to make a comeback pronto.

I am 99.9% sure my Finnish sucks. I tried learning some ages ago, barely remember any of it.

Google Translate says it's bang on.

Sacrifice him.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 14 Dec 2009, 23:49

kostas22 wrote:Mika Hakkinen voisi vatkata HWNSNBM helposti!

Epic.

Especially that you're a huge Häkkinen fan! (After all he's the man whose success brought me into this sport)

However, there's a few errors I'd like to point out. First of, the verb "vatkata" is not good at all in this context. "Vatkata" means (colloquially) "to shake" (a milk shake, for example). A better one would be "hakata", which is literally "to beat up", "lyödä", "to beat" or simply "voittaa", "to win". "Voisi" literally means "could", but using this word means that you're not sure about the thing, i.e. it's a conditional. Instead, putting the "-isi" ending to the end of the verb (and removing the "voisi" word altogether) makes the werb mean more like "would", e.g. you're quite sure about the thing. So, the correct form would be "hakkaisi", "löisi" (notice the informal morphing of the verb) or "voittaisi": the present tense of the verb "hakata" is "hakkaa" (quite fitting for "Häkkinen"), while with "voittaa" and "lyödä" it happens to be the same as the basic tense. The second "a" letter disappears to prevent three back-to-back vowels. Last, in Finnish you need to define the verb's object: I'm not going any further with that, but the correct form of HWNSNBM here would be "HWNSNBM:n", adding the genetive for "-n" to define that he would be beaten (I had to add a colon as the name is written in all capitals).

The phrase "mennen tullen" is often used in place of "helposti (easily), so use that if you want to make this claim more FInnish.

So, in the end, the above phrase would read something like this in proper Finnish: Mika Häkkinen hakkaisi/löisi/voittaisi HWNSNBM:n helposti/mennen tullen!

But you did rather well considering your lack of experience with the language and the use of Google Translator (at least your text looked better then the mchine-translated user manuals I've read every once in a while, hehe).

Sorry for the magnificent offtopic, I just can't resist myself when I see a foreigner trying to write Finnish!

In keeping with the topic: HWNSNBM laughs at the above claim, and latest reports tell that a bunch of papayas are about to hit Finland soon...

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 19 Dec 2009, 03:58

Scientists have the Big Bang Theory. In reality, HWNSNBM caused the Big Bang.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 19 Dec 2009, 18:48

RejectSteve wrote:Scientists have the Big Bang Theory. In reality, HWNSNBM IS the Big Bang.

fixed that....

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 19 Dec 2009, 19:13

When HWNSNBM was born, it heralded the appearence of a double rainbow in the sky and a new star in the heavens. He also has a golf handicap of minus infinity.

danardif1 · Post by **danardif1** » 20 Dec 2009, 10:32

HWNSNBM has a drag coefficient of -0.163, but can increase it at will to that of a normal human being, to give us a fighting chance...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Dec 2009, 20:25

HWNSNBM gave me permission to use his acronym on any joke I make.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 20 Dec 2009, 21:06

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM gave me permission to use his acronym on any joke I make.

You mean every FACT that the mere mortals are able to perceive...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 30 Dec 2009, 07:37

You know the old racing saying "Second is the first loser"? When HWNSNBM is racing, first is the first loser.

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 30 Dec 2009, 09:42

HWNSNBM won every single F1 race he competed in. Everyone else just missunderstood the rules.

watka · Post by **watka** » 30 Dec 2009, 23:02

HWNSNBM has also won all of the races he hasn't competed in.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 30 Dec 2009, 23:54

HWNSNBM is the world's answer to killer robots. Here is visual proof that casting HWNSNBM works as a remedy to giant Japanese killer robots. (Warning: 3 MB gif file)

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 31 Dec 2009, 00:43

HWNSNBM has won every King Of Iron Fist Tournament.
HWNSNBM is the reason for both A1GP banning any kind of Hungarian team and A1GP slowly going down.
HWNSNBM can beat the Elite Four with two Margikarps.
Ernesto Vita had an accident in 1989 which injured HWNSNBM's beloved cat.
An ancient egyptian pharoah betted the life of every first-born child on his Chariot racer winning against a blindfolded man from the future ... he blamed the Jews afterwards.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 31 Dec 2009, 22:08

HWNSNBM isn't allowed to fight in Pressing Catch/Raw because it's forbidden to fight.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 01 Jan 2010, 12:10

HWNSNBM may approve of MinardiFan's sig. :mrgreen:

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 02 Jan 2010, 23:18

For his birthday, someone should've edited all Wikipedia articles about F1 Grands Prix to include his name as the winner.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Jan 2010, 12:29

Waris wrote:For his birthday, someone should've edited all Wikipedia articles about F1 Grands Prix to include his name as the winner.

Someone who didn't know HWNSNBM devastating papaya wrath would go and redress them.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Jan 2010, 22:32

If HWNSNBM was on Oceanic Flight 815 when it crash landed, he would have:

-Survived
-Got off the Island on day 1
-Found out what the island was for
-Not had to suffer the pain of watching 6 series of "........what?"

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 15 Jan 2010, 01:52

ADx_Wales wrote:If HWNSNBM was on Oceanic Flight 815 when it crash landed, he would have:

-Survived
-Got off the Island on day 1
-Found out what the island was for
-Not had to suffer the pain of watching 6 series of "........what?"

If is a big word in HWNSNBM Facts, in fact, if is F1 spelt backwards. HWNSNBM would have willed the plane to remain in the air. Airplanes fly not because they produce lift but because HWNSNBM determined they would.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Jan 2010, 20:48

Death threats were sent to a Danish newspaper columnist for drawing a cartoon portraying HWNSNBM

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Jan 2010, 18:36

HWNSNBM is both ying and yang.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:09

I wonder what HWNSNBM would think if he found about about both this thread, and the forum in general?

:idea:

http://www.zsolt.baumgartner.hu/html/team_contact_e.htm

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:11

shinji wrote:I wonder what HWNSNBM would think if he found about about both this thread, and the forum in general?

http://www.zsolt.baumgartner.hu/html/team_contact_e.htm

I think he's probably a nice guy. He's been interviewed by Jenoch anyway, so he probably won't be too creeped out.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:16

Please Shinji advise us we're going to see HWNSNBM's name in the URL as to see it through sunglasses or a mirror and don't get papaya'd.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:36

Here's an interesting HWNSNBM fact: some time ago, I was talking about the site and the forum to a friend, and I came to mentions the HWNSNBM meme. Oh, how we laughed... until he asked me what the real name of the driver was and I couldn't remember it for the life of me... :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:39

CarlosFerreira wrote:Here's an interesting HWNSNBM fact: some time ago, I was talking about the site and the forum to a friend, and I came to mentions the HWNSNBM meme. Oh, how we laughed... until he asked me what the real name of the driver was and I couldn't remember it for the life of me...

I've also tried to extend HWNSNBM's legacy...to no avail. Blase them.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 20 Jan 2010, 19:41

Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Here's an interesting HWNSNBM fact: some time ago, I was talking about the site and the forum to a friend, and I came to mentions the HWNSNBM meme. Oh, how we laughed... until he asked me what the real name of the driver was and I couldn't remember it for the life of me...

I've also tried to extend HWNSNBM's legacy...to no avail. Blase them.

Me too. I used HWNSNBM as a nickname for a short while when I played Day of Defeat... :geek: