Predicament Predictions - 2013 Monaco Grand Prix

[Ed24]

Since I'm going to Turkey tomorrow and not sure if I'll be able to do my tips, I hope it's okay if I open the thread now.

Deadline - conclusion of FP3.


Ed24's Predictions
2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Massa
5. Sutil
6. Webber
7. Rosberg
8. Hamilton
9. Maldonado
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[go_Rubens]

go_Rubens's Predicament Predictions

2013 "Jocke1 said it would be a great race" Monaco GP

1. Massa
2. Alonso
3. Sutil
4. Räikkönen
5. Rosberg
6. Grosjean
7. Vettel
8. Maldonado
9. Pérez
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Hamilton (bins it at Ste. Devote)
ROTR: Red Bull's incessant complaints about Pirelli
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Guiterrez Guiterrez
MLP: Guiterrez Guiterrez
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

[Dj_bereta]

1. Gutierrez
2. Maldonado
3. Rosberg
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Sutil
7. Massa
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Vettel (impatient fingerboy crashes with Webber, taking Alonso in result)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez (Leads an epic trulli train for the victory, with a gamble 1-stop strategy)
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Alextrax52]

Kimi-ICE predicts the 2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1 Mick Wibbah
2 Ice Cream Man
3 Felipe is Faster
4 Britney Spears
5 Ramilton
6 Finger Boy
7 Glass of Milk
8 GGGGRRRRSSSSJJJJNNNN
9 Checo Perez
10 HULK-enberg

Pole: Felipe is Faster
Fastest Lap: Binsen Jitton
First Retirement: Finando Telfonso (Engine Fails)
ROTR: SOOTIL (Thrashed by the Glass of Milk)
IIDOTR: Mick Wibbah: Jumps Felipe is faster off the line and wins
DBTMOTR: SOOTIL
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nein (No in German if you don't know)
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

BTW my 100th post a proud moment in my short time here

[UncreativeUsername37]

2013 Monégasque Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Massa
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Grosjean
8. Sutil
9. Hulkenberg
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado (grid penalty forces a risky start, but it doesn't go as planned)
ROTR: Maldonado (for causing a start crash)
IIDOTR: Bianchi (beats Bottas for real this time)
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Hans Heyer

[Aerospeed]

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
2013 "Seriously, DjBereta, y. can't be serious in predicting Gutierrez as the winner of the Monaco GP" GP

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Button
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Grosjean
9. Perez
10. Bottas (yes really!)

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkone
First DNF: van der Garde
ROTR: uhh... Caterham
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

Unlike Bunsen Jetton, I can claim full credit for coining Lewis Ramilton...

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 Crikey, I can't think of a witty title Grand Prix.

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Sutil
5. Vettel
6. Maldonado
7. Massa
8. Bottas
9. Button
10. Rosberg

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Perez (crashes in the tunnel)
ROTR: Mercedes Grand Prix (A front row lockout to a lapped 10th and DNF respectively. Trulli trains of frankly biblical levels during the race. )
IIDOTR: Williams (Both cars seriously competitive for once)
DBTMOTR: Grosjean (retires again, but doesn't crash)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of Number One singles Pulp have had in the UK. (none)

[Daxam_Stark]

Dax's Predictions

2013 Iron Man vs Ivan Vanko Grand Prix

1. Sutil
2. Raikkonen
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Massa
8. Webber
9. Hulkenberg
10. Pic

Pole: Vettel
First Retirement: Vettel((Rage Quit))
MLP: Bianchi((had a thrilling race-long battle with Charles Pic which resulted in a photo finish. ))
Fastest Lap: Sutil
IIDOTR: Button((Somehow manages to get the McLaren onto the podium))
ROTR: Gutierrez((Bulldozes both Toro Rossos into retirement))
DBTMOTR: DiResta((Returns to late 2012 form))
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton((lack of hair gel made him lose his focus))

[FantometteBR]

FantometteBR's Predictions
2013 Loews Monte Carlo 300 Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Sutil
7. Hamilton
8. Massa
9. Pérez
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Button (Senna'88 like collision while at tunnel)
ROTR: Di Resta (spends whole race with Caterhams and Marussias)
IIDOTR: The Mexicans (reach the lower points)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: Nada de nada

[go_Rubens]

BTW my 100th post a proud moment in my short time here

Well, it seems you're more prolific than me, for one thing A hundred posts for a month and three days is impressive.

[the Masked Lapwing]

TMLW's Predictions
2013 Monaco GP

1. Webber
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Hamilton
7. Sutil
8. Massa
9. Ricciardo
10. Maldonado

Pole: Rosberg
FL: Webber
First retirement: Perez/Grosjean
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: 0

[Shizuka]

Important: I'm posting on behalf of mario, so first, here are his predictions!

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Webber
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Vergne
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

- And these are mine:

2013 Trulli Train 300
1. Alonso
2. Räikkönen
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Rosberg
6. Grosjean
7. Webber
8. Button
9. di Resta
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Rosberg (for the third time in a row)
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Chilton
ROTR: Hamilton (awful start, and then causes an accident too)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Gutierrez Gutierrez
DNQ: None
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

[FullMetalJack]

2013 Olivier Beretta Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Button
7. Grosjean
8. Sutil
9. Rosberg
10. Di Resta

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[Ataxia]

2013 Cars, Champagne, and Crass Humour From Lazenby Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Webber
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Grosjean
8. Sutil
9. Maldonado
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[takagi_for_the_win]

takagi's predictions

2013 Topless Sunbathers Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Grosjean
7. Sutil
8. Button
9. Rosberg
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez (knocked out of Q1, takes out Bottas and di Resta at turn 1)
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: Nan. No wait, I meant none

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 Tax Haven Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Vettel
7. Sutil
8. Button
9. Massa
10. di Resta

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Grojean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

tristan1117's Predictions
2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Massa
8. Hulkenburg
9. Sutil
10. Grosjean

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Something steward-related
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Alextrax52]

Unlike Bunsen Jetton, I can claim full credit for coining Lewis Ramilton...


DNQ: The amount of Number One singles Pulp have had in the UK. (none)

Do i get The Ice Cream man then? Whoever came up with Wibbah and Glass of Milk take a bow. BTW why do you call Maldonado the Reverend? I know GRSJN because when you say his name it sounds like their's no vowels


Must have been either a shite band or a band that came close but no cigar

[UncreativeUsername37]

BTW why do you call Maldonado the Reverend?

It's a pun on "pastor".

[Ataxia]

Unlike Bunsen Jetton, I can claim full credit for coining Lewis Ramilton...


DNQ: The amount of Number One singles Pulp have had in the UK. (none)

Do i get The Ice Cream man then? Whoever came up with Wibbah and Glass of Milk take a bow. BTW why do you call Maldonado the Reverend? I know GRSJN because when you say his name it sounds like their's no vowels

Must have been either a shite band or a band that came close but no cigar

1) Probably not...after Malaysia 2009 the media jumped on the ice-cream bandwagon so it's bound to have been coined from around then. I think "Champagne Kimi" might be a little more fitting these days...
2) Wibbah...erm, that was The F1 Slate wasn't it?
3) I think the "glass of milk" moniker was FullMetalJack (formerly redbulljack14), wasn't it?
4) Yup, it's because of his first name.
5) Nail on the head.
6) I think East Londoner might have to kill you for ripping on Pulp. Who said Number Ones were important anyway...John Frusciante has never had one and in my opinion he's one of the greatest artists out there (people will vouch for my fandom having read my username and then my posts in the music thread.)

[Rocks with Salt]

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2013 Charlo-monac-apolis Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Raikkonen
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Grosjean
6. Hamilton
7. Massa
8. Perez
9. Rosberg
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

P.S. Do we still use Double Points? Just curious...

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

1. Pulp guitarist
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Räikkönen
7. Grosjean
8. Button
9. Sutil
10. Massa

Pole: Pulp guitarist
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Hülkenberg
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Pic
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

I am very disappointed. Pulp was mentioned in several posts but no one noticed that their guitarist shares a name with this Australian guy...

[FullMetalJack]

3) I think the "glass of milk" moniker was FullMetalJack (formerly redbulljack14), wasn't it?

Had nothing to do with me.

[razta]

Razta's Predictions
2013 Monster Mercedes Monaco Grand Prix

1. Hamilton/Rosberg
2. Rosberg/Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso/Vettel
5. Vettel/Alonso
6. Wibba
7. Massa
8. Jenson
9. Di Resta
10. Perez

Pole: One of the Mercs
Fastest Lap: One of the Mercs
First Retirement: GV Garde
IIDOTR: Bianchi - to P11 or something
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: none

[kevinbotz]

2013 "Mercedes Parade Lap" Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Button
9. Grosjean
10. Di Resta

Pole Position: Nico Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Kimi Raikkonen
First Retirement: Adrian Sutil
IIDOTR: Esteban Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Jean-Eric Vergne
MLP: Valtteri Bottas
DNQ: Andrea Moda

[pi314159]

2013 Monaco Grand Prix
1) Grosjean
2) Rosberg
3) Alonso
4) Sutil
5) Räikkönen
6) Massa
7) di Resta
8) Hülkenberg
9) Maldonado
10) Pic

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Alonso
ROTR: Vettel (crashes into Webber and Hamilton at Sainte Devote)
First Retirement: Vettel
IIDOTR: Pic
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: none
AYA: Chilton

[Ataxia]

3) I think the "glass of milk" moniker was FullMetalJack (formerly redbulljack14), wasn't it?

Had nothing to do with me.

Ah, I'm gonna have to find the source then...

EDIT: It was Ferrarist. Take a bow, that man.

[Londoner]

Unlike Bunsen Jetton, I can claim full credit for coining Lewis Ramilton...


DNQ: The amount of Number One singles Pulp have had in the UK. (none)

Do i get The Ice Cream man then? Whoever came up with Wibbah and Glass of Milk take a bow. BTW why do you call Maldonado the Reverend? I know GRSJN because when you say his name it sounds like their's no vowels

Must have been either a shite band or a band that came close but no cigar

6) I think East Londoner might have to kill you for ripping on Pulp. Who said Number Ones were important anyway...John Frusciante has never had one and in my opinion he's one of the greatest artists out there (people will vouch for my fandom having read my username and then my posts in the music thread.)

And indeed I will. Just the fact they had two singles in a row that nearly got to Number One in 1995 made me think of this analogy. Nowadays, bands are lucky to reach the top 40, let alone the top 10, such is the state of the charts. The odd good pop soul song aside, it's all bloody awful. Ah well...

Kimi-ICE, listen to these and I guarantee you'll end up a massive Pulp fan in good time. Jarvis Cocker is king.

Common People
Babies
Do You Remember The First Time
Help The Aged

And I really should have known that Mark Webber was a guitarist in Pulp's later years.

[Bleu]

Bleu's Predictions
2013 Albert II Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Räikkönen
5. Sutil
6. Rosberg
7. Maldonado
8. Hamilton
9. Hülkenberg
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Indonesian Grand Prix

1. Räikkönen
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Sutil
6. Maldonado
7. Hamilton
8. di Resta
9. Hülkenberg
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Sutil
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: van der Garde (causes lap 1 pile-up)
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: What is War (*huh*) good for?

[Alextrax52]

And indeed I will. Just the fact they had two singles in a row that nearly got to Number One in 1995 made me think of this analogy. Nowadays, bands are lucky to reach the top 40, let alone the top 10, such is the state of the charts. The odd good pop soul song aside, it's all bloody awful. Ah well...

Kimi-ICE, listen to these and I guarantee you'll end up a massive Pulp fan in good time. Jarvis Cocker is king.

Common People
Babies
Do You Remember The First Time
Help The Aged

And I really should have known that Mark Webber was a guitarist in Pulp's later years.

Ok fine i take back what i said and i'm sorry for insulting your band. The songs were Ok but not really my kind of music. But i now respect what everyone likes

[FMecha]

2013 Formula GT Cote d'Azur Grand Prix

1. K.Raikkonen
2. S.Vettel
3 F.Alonso
4. M.Webber
5. L.Hamilton
6. A.Sutil
7. S.Perez
8. P.Maldonado
9. V.Bottas
10. D.Ricciardo

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Pirelli (causes the tyre whining to resume)
IIDOTR: Williams
DBTMOTR: GVDP
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Not Applicable

[Benetton]

Benetton's
2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1. Räikkönen
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Massa
5. Sutil
6. Vettel
7. Rosberg
8. Grosjean
9. di Resta
10. Hamilton

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[Onxy Wrecked]

Let's Visit the Casino in Monaco After the Race GP

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Gutierrez Gutierrez
8. di Resta
9. Ricciardo
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez Gutierrez
First Retirement: Sutil and Grosjean in collision
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez will start 15th and continue his hard charging from the last GP in Spain.
DBTMOTR: Grosjean for obvious reasons
MLP: Gutierrez Gutierrez
DNQ: Nobody does
AYA: Chilton

[Hound55]

Hound55's predictions
2013 Gold & Shiny Things Grand Prix

1. Sutil
2. Webber
3. Raikkonen
4. Di Resta
5. Button
6. Perez
7. Massa
8. Rosberg
9. Maldonado
10. Hamilton

Pole: Webber
Fast lap: Webber
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: none
Alex Yoong Award: Bianchi

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Sutil
5. Hamilton
6. Webber
7. Button
8. Di Resta
9. Maldonado
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Di Resta
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none
Alex Yoong Award: van der Garde

[DanielPT]

DanielPT's predictions
2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Raikkonen
6. Hamilton
7. Maldonado
8. Massa
9. Grrrrjjjjnnnnnnn
10. Sutil

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Webber
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions:
2013 Ex-Pat Grand Prix

1) Alonso
2) Raikkonen
3) Vettel
4) Webber
5) Massa
6) Hamilton
7) Grosjean
8) Maldonado
9) Rosberg
10) Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: Red Bull - won't stop whining about the Pirelli tyres
IIDOTR: Maldonado - shows usual precocious pace at Monaco, while Bottas is stuck in the rear-midfield
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Predictions
2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Hamilton
7. Button
8. Maldonado
9. Hulkenberg
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikknen
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: The whole field except for Webber, Rosberg and Maldonado (Canada 2007 style)
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

I am predicting this race will be a chaotic crashfest

[mash]

mash's Predictions
2013 Monaco Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Vettel
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None