Predicament Predictions - 2013 British Grand Prix

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 24 Jun 2013, 20:28

I'm already tipping my results for Silverstone so I have started the Predicament Predictions thread for the race. Deadline is the end of FP3.

good_Ralf's Predictions
2013 No Success for British Teams again Grand Prix

1. Grosjean (again

)
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Räikkönen
7. Massa
8. Webber
9. di Resta
10. Pérez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Sutil
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: Same as the number of podiums scored here by Button

Music I'm playing at the start on Sunday - Are You Still Having Fun by Eagle-Eye Cherry

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 24 Jun 2013, 20:34

2013 "Someone will predict the Brits finish 1-2-3-4" Grand Prix

1 Vettel
2 Webber
3 Rosberg
4 Alonso
5 Grosjean
6 Massa
7 Hamilton
8 Sutil
9 Raikkonen
10 Di Resta

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Vergne (Enoch's Curse Start's Here)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: 0
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 24 Jun 2013, 20:48

go_Rubens's Predicament Predictions

2013 The Carpark Will Hopefully Not Flood Again GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Räikkönen
7. Vergne
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Bianchi's car (fails him again)
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

FantometteBR · Post by **FantometteBR** » 24 Jun 2013, 21:25

FantometteBR's predictions
2013 It's Not BTCC Grand Prix

1-Vettel
2-Webber
3-Rosberg
4-Massa
5-Alonso
6-Raikkonen
7-Sutil
8-Hulkenberg
9-Hamilton
10-Grosjean

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Pérez (escapes first corner and hits something, fortunately he is untainted)
ROTR: McLaren/Williams (the classic Brit ones will shame the audience
IIDOTR: Sauber (Hulk scores points and Gutiérrez Gutiérrez is close)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: The number of points Tahiti conquered at Confederations Cup

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 25 Jun 2013, 00:51

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Sutil
8. Grojean
9. Massa
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Maldonaldo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Jun 2013, 10:57

2013 Copse-Maggotts-Becketts-Chapel-Hanger Straight-Stowe-Vale-Club-Abbey-Bridge-Priory-Brooklands-Luffield-Woodcote Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Raikkonen
8. di Resta
9. Perez
10. Massa

Pole: Rosberg (but without a slow puncture like his dad)
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: something abstract (ie not a team or driver, eg the weather)
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: nein

rachel1990 · Post by **rachel1990** » 25 Jun 2013, 11:43

The Red Bull wins again race
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Hamiltion
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Di Resta
7. Sutil
8. Massa
9. Rosberg
10. Button (just)

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel (and he leads every f******g lap)
First Retirement: VDG (he just goes straight off. Again)
ROTR: BBC coverage (Saying something stupid like its a great race (DC!) when Vettel laps the entire field and no-one overtakes each other)
IIDOTR: Sutil or Di resta
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Chiltion
DNQ: none

QuickYoda41 · Post by **QuickYoda41** » 25 Jun 2013, 12:00

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 British Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Rosberg
6. Di Resta
7. Sutil
8. Massa
9. Hülkenberg
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

Post by **Londoner** » 25 Jun 2013, 12:29

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 English Rain Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Sutil
6. Grosjean
7. Massa
8. Raikkonen
9. Button
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First retirement: Bottas (beaten up in the Arena complex by numerous cars on the first lap)
ROTR: Perez (silly move on the Glass of Milk takes them both out at Vale)
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vergne (yup, he's been cursed alright)
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: The British road network. (The race, Wimbledon, and the Glastonbury Festival all on the same weekend? Good luck with that.

)

You know what, DOUBLE POINTS :twisted:

Did I really just post my guilty pleasure in my predictions? :oops:

Post by **Ataxia** » 25 Jun 2013, 12:34

Ataxia's Predictions
2013 "The 2-Hour Queue" Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Rosberg
7. Di Resta
8. Sutil
9. Raikkonen
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Maldonado
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Pirelli, for bringing tyres that have non-existent wear rates
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: none

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 25 Jun 2013, 13:27

Silversbore Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Massa
5. Hamilton
6. Sutil
7. di Resta
8. Vergne
9. Raikkonen
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Lotus and McLaren
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Van Der Garde
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope, nothing to see here, move along!
He who qualifies last / Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

Rain: none

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Jun 2013, 13:30

FMJ's predictions

600th Grand Prix for Williams and not a single point was scored that day

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Raikkonen
7. Button
8. Ricciardo
9. Sutil
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Post by **kevinbotz** » 25 Jun 2013, 13:48

2013 British Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Di Resta
9. Vergne
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Spirit

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 25 Jun 2013, 14:21

2013 British Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Sutil
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: HRT

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 25 Jun 2013, 17:28

2013 British GP:
1. Sutil
2. Vettel
3. di Resta
4. Räikkönen
5. Alonso
6. Webber
7. Massa
8. Vergne
9. Rosberg
10. Bottas

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Sutil/Force India
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Coloni
DNPQ: Life

Post by **tommykl** » 26 Jun 2013, 04:54

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Glastonbury GP
1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Räikkönen
5. Massa
6. Sutil
7. Vergne
8. Hamilton
9. Rosberg
10. di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Vergne (by default)
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Aucun

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 26 Jun 2013, 12:59

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
2013 Lake Silverstone GP
1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Massa
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Grosjean
9. Gutierrez
10. Sutil

Pole: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Bottas
ROTR: Scuderia Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None, nil, zero, no one at all, nobody, nothing, no-one

Meatwad · Post by **Meatwad** » 26 Jun 2013, 16:32

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Stephen South Memorial Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Di Resta
5. Massa
6. Hamilton
7. Räikkönen
8. Rosberg
9. Sutil
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Di Resta
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 27 Jun 2013, 01:20

WaffleCat's Predicament Predictions

2013 Milton Keynes GP

1. Wibbah
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Perez
7. Vergne
8. Vettel
9. Sutil
10. Bottas (I know you can get that point,Williams]

Pole: Alonso
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 27 Jun 2013, 14:23

good_Ralf's Predictions
2013 Here We Go Again Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Räikkönen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Hamilton
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Weatherpeople?
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: 0

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 27 Jun 2013, 14:27

tristan1117 wrote:good_Ralf's Predictions
2013 Here We Go Again Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Räikkönen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Hamilton
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Weatherpeople?
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: 0

You obviously forgot to replace my name with yours when you copied the template.

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 27 Jun 2013, 14:48

good_Ralf wrote:
tristan1117 wrote:good_Ralf's Predictions
2013 Here We Go Again Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Räikkönen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Hamilton
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Weatherpeople?
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: 0

You obviously forgot to replace my name with yours when you copied the template.

Don't we all make errors like that at some point?

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 27 Jun 2013, 14:51

go_Rubens wrote:Don't we all make errors like that at some point?

I just thought it was funny.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 27 Jun 2013, 16:44

RAK's Predictions:
2013 Jingoism Won't Save You This Time From The Germans Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Alonso
4) Rosberg
5) Webber
6) Grosjean
7) Massa
8) Hamilton
9) Sutil
10) Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: British jingoism in the wake of Hamilton's pole
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 27 Jun 2013, 21:24

Gwilym's Predictions
2013 Max Chilton Fan Club convention (and after the two of them have met, they'll watch the British Grand Prix)

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Massa
6. Hamilton
7. Perez
8. Rosberg
9. di Resta
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Caterham
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Pic
DNQ: Gutierrez, who crashes on his outlap

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 27 Jun 2013, 22:39

1. VettelWinsLol
2. WebberRetiresLol
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Massa
6. Perez
7. Grosjean
8. Button
9. Rosberg
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton (wrecked himself in home race)
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Hound55 · Post by **Hound55** » 28 Jun 2013, 02:19

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Vergne
4. Alonso
5. Grosjean
6. Button
7. Massa
8. Hamilton
9. Bottas
10. Hulkenburg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Not a soul.

razta · Post by **razta** » 28 Jun 2013, 07:23

2013 British Grand Prix

1. Hamilton (SILVERARROWS at SILVERStone)
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. Grosjean
9. Sutil
10. Button

Pole: Rosberg
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

Ed24 · Post by **Ed24** » 28 Jun 2013, 08:16

Ed24's Predictions
2013-picks-based-on-2012-race-results Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Grosjean
7. Hamilton
8. Perez
9. Bottas
10. Button

Pole: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 28 Jun 2013, 10:17

Takagi's predictions

2013 Wimbledon Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Button
10. di Resta

Pole: Vettel
FL: Rosbeg
First retirement: Perez and Grosjean
ROTR: Maldonado (finishes behind Bianchi and Pic)
IIDOTR: Bianchi (14th)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado (Bottas 11th)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Sod all

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 28 Jun 2013, 10:34

TMLW's Predictions
2013 British GP

1. Webber (I can dream...)
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Perez
6. Sutil
7. Massa
8. Button
9. Hulkenberg
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Webber
First DNF: Rosberg
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 28 Jun 2013, 10:50

eurobrun's Predictions, since he can't access the forum at the moment
2013 Pommy Bastard GP
1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Massa
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. GRSJN
7. Sutil
8. Perez
9. Maldonado finally
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Alonso
FL: GRSJN
First retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

johnnyCarwash · Post by **johnnyCarwash** » 28 Jun 2013, 14:53

Johnny Carwash's Predictions
2013 Mick Jagger's afterglastoparty GP

1. Webber
2. Vettel (This time Vettel respects multi 21)
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Grosjean
6. Raikkonen
7. Rosberg
8. Di Resta
9. Vergne
10. Bianchi

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Webber
First retirement: Massa
ROTR: VDG for more De cesaris impersonations
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 28 Jun 2013, 16:21

Aerond predictions

2013 Pie & Ale Gp

1.Vettel
2.Rosberg
3.Webber
4.Hamilton
5.Alonso
6.Di Resta
7.Vergne
8.Raikkonen
9.Hulkenberg
10.Button

Pole: Vettel
FL: Hamilton
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 28 Jun 2013, 16:45

Pasta's Predictions

2013 "Hang on? Isn't it meant to be summer?" Grand Prix

1.Hamilton
2.Raikkonen
3.Alonso
4.Vettel
5.Webber
6.Rosberg
7.Button
8.Grosjean
9.Sutil
10.di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Chilton
DNQ: Pic (allowed to start)

Post by **mario** » 28 Jun 2013, 17:01

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Di Resta
8. Grosjean
9. Sutil
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Rosberg
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 28 Jun 2013, 17:48

Rocks with Salt's Predictions

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Sutil
8. Grosjean
9. Ricciardo
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: di Resta
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 28 Jun 2013, 18:24

Bleu's predictions

2013 ChiltonCraze Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Webber
3. Räikkönen
4. Vettel
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Sutil
8. Vergne
9. Ricciardo
10. di Resta

Pole: Webber
FL: Gutierrez
1st ret: Massa
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Toro Rosso
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

DidNotQualify · Post by **DidNotQualify** » 28 Jun 2013, 18:55

DidNotQualify's Predictions
Father Cornelius Horan's Tenth Anniversary Party

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Di Resta
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Ricciardo
8. Vergne
9. Grosjean
10. Button

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Raikkonen (12th on pure pace)
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Bottas
DNQs: None

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 29 Jun 2013, 07:20

Lazy Uncle Melrose's Predictions
2013 Midlands Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Webber
6. Hamilton
7. Button
8. Vergne
9. Grosjean
10. Di Resta

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Hulkenberg (Over-aggressive start takes out innocent Massa)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez (Running in P7 on pure pac before late-race hydraulic failure)
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
Minor League Premiership: Bottas
DNQs: None