Predicament Predictions - 2013 Italian Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

I almost forgot that there was a race this weekend. As a result, the deadline is now the start of Q1, rather than the end of FP3.

Wizzie's predictions
2013 Italian GP

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Webber
6. Raikkonen
7. Ricciardo
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Gutierrez Gutierrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Di Resta (Another Q1 elimination before pointless early accident)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez (Gambles on strategy to net first career point)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Guiterrez Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2013 Monza Madness

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Räikkönen
6. Massa
7. Button
8. Perez
9. Sutil
10. di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Gutierrez Squared
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Guiterrez Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[rachel1990]

Not a chance for anyone else Italian GP

1. VettelBoringwinagainlol
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Massa ( and therefore fired)
6. Button
7. Perez
8. Di Resta
9. Raikkonen
10.Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Guiterrez
DNQ: None

[Ataxia]

Ataxia's predictions
2013 Monzarella GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Grosjean
7. Button
8. Vergne
9. Webber
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Ricciardo (punts off Gutierrez early doors, makes a general nuisance of himself)
IIDOTR: JEV
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[dr-baker]

2013 Gran Premio di Scuderia Ferrari

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. di Resta
9. Maldonado
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Race Stewards for some inexplicable reason
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nada

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Prancing Horse Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Räikkönen
7. Button
8. Sutil
9. Pérez
10. Ricciardo

Fastest galloper (Saturday): Hamilton
Fastest galloper (Sunday): Vettel
First horse out: Hülkenberg
Nag: Grosjean
Dark horse: Button
Number two horse: Massa
My Little Pony: Bottas
DNQ: Neigh

[Alextrax52]

2013 Rachel1990's winning prediction will FAILGP

1 Hamilton
2 Alonso
3 Rosberg
4 Button
5 Webber
6 Grosjean
7 Raikkonen
8 Vettel
9 Di Resta
10 Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa (Spins off leading to him not being retained for 2014)
IIDOTR: Button (Drags the Mclaren kicking and screaming to 4th 1.5 off the Podium)
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Bottas

[Phoenix]

Phoenix's predictions

2013 Monzanapolis GP
1) Alonso
2) Hamilton
3) Rosberg
4) Vettel
5) Massa
6) Pérez
7) di Resta
8) Button
9) Hülkenberg
10) Vergne

Pole position: Alonso
Fastest lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Bianchi
MLP: Gutiérrez
DBTMOTR: Massa
DNQ: I wonder why do we still bother with this...

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 It'sa Dolmio Day Grand Prix

1. That German bloke who drives the Red Bull.
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Grosjean
7. Ricciardo
8. Massa
9. Sutil
10. Raikkonen

Pole: That German bloke who drives the Red Bull.
Fastest lap: That German bloke who drives the Red Bull.
First retirement: Gutierrez squared/Bottas/Vergne (Esteban attempts a Liuzzi 2011-style move at the Retafilio, taking out Bottas and Vergne)
ROTR: Gutierrez squared (get out of F1)
IIDOTR: Van Der Garde (Through the decimation of the midfield, he takes the Caterham to the dizzy heights of 12th position)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen (seems to have gone beyond caring now that his title challenge is in tatters)
MLP: Van Der God
DNQ: The amount of marks out of 10 the NME awarded Tom Odell's debut album back in June (zero, in one of the most disgraceful album "reviews" I've ever had the misfortune to read. )

[rachel1990]

2013 Rachel1990's winning prediction will FAILGP

1 Hamilton
2 Alonso
3 Rosberg
4 Button
5 Webber
6 Grosjean
7 Raikkonen
8 Vettel
9 Di Resta
10 Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa (Spins off leading to him not being retained for 2014)
IIDOTR: Button (Drags the Mclaren kicking and screaming to 4th 1.5 off the Podium)
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Bottas

Hey! Sometimes its better to be pessimistic

[Alextrax52]

2013 Rachel1990's winning prediction will FAILGP

1 Hamilton
2 Alonso
3 Rosberg
4 Button
5 Webber
6 Grosjean
7 Raikkonen
8 Vettel
9 Di Resta
10 Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Massa (Spins off leading to him not being retained for 2014)
IIDOTR: Button (Drags the Mclaren kicking and screaming to 4th 1.5 off the Podium)
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Bottas

Hey! Sometimes its better to be pessimistic

No It's better to be Optimistic (Something which about half this forum doesn't have)

[UncreativeUsername37]

2013 Ferrarian GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Raikkonen
6. Webber
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First Ret: Maldonado
ROTR: Marshals
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Steve
MLP: Steve
DNQ: Claudio Langes' qualifying record

[roblo97]

The Speed Fest di Monza
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Grosjean
7. Ricciardo
8. Raikkonen
9. Perez
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: No one

[wsrgo]

The Ferrari.International.Assist Internazionali Championship, Grande Premio Di Bunga Bunga Belesconi

That's...a bit xenophobic...

[roblo97]

The Ferrari.International.Assist Internazionali Championship, Grande Premio Di Bunga Bunga Belesconi

That's...a bit xenophobic...

your righ, i wiil change it

[Ataxia]

The Ferrari.International.Assist Internazionali Championship, Grande Premio Di Bunga Bunga Belesconi

In the words of Professor M: "it's happened again...".

[Salamander]

The Ferrari.International.Assist Internazionali Championship, Grande Premio Di Bunga Bunga Belesconi

[kevinbotz]

2013 Italian Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Button
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Grosjean
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Moneytron Onyx

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Liuzzi Bowling Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Räikkönen
7. Massa
8. Button
9. Grosjean
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: none

[good_Ralf]

good_Ralf's predictions

2013 Paolo Ghislimberti Memorial Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Sutil
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Maldonado
DNQ: For monetary reasons, Sauber

[Dj_bereta]

2013 "Someone will crash for sure" Italian Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Webber
4. Perez
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Vergne
8. Sutil
9. Di Resta
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Hamilton (Repeats your 2008 race, forcing everyone out of the track. Ends the day crashing with Ferraris and earns a 10 place penalty for the next race)
IIDOTR: Vergne (Points while Ricciardo bins)
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

[FantometteBR]

FantometteBR's predictions
2013 Osella/Minardi/Fondmetal/Coloni/Andrea Moda, etc. Memorial Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Grosjean
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Button
8. Di Resta
9. Hulkenberg
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Pic (spins early and leaves)
ROTR: Alonso (and people will think about which Ferrari seat is the challenged one)
IIDOTR: Massa (a great drive will make him keep his seat for 2015 and beyond, no matter what)
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Esteban el Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

[go_Rubens]

go_Rubens's Predictions

2013 The Marussias WILL be Faster than RBR in a Straight Line GP

1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Grosjean
4. Räikkönen
5. Hamilton
6. Webber
7. Ricciardo
8. Vettel
9. Hülkenberg
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: #GiedoVanDerGod (hit by Pérez early, loses rear wing on front stretch in nasty incident)
ROTR: Red Bull (no matter how much Massa sucked, they were slower than Marussia in a straight line by 5 km/h)
IIDOTR: Ricciardo (shows up his future teammate by starting down the field and bravely passing him)
DBTMOTR: Massa (finished 12th on merit)
MLP: Gutiérrez (don't ask me how)
DNQ: Nikto (Slovak for none)
AYA Bonus: Chilton (slower than Bianchi by 1 second a lap in Q1)

[TomWazzleshaw]

Since I haven't been able to abuse my powers for a while, if nobody crashes during the race, Dj_bereta will lose all the points that he would otherwise score in this round.

However, if someone does crash during the race, he'll get an extra two points, because I'm feeling generous. And before I forget, as is the tradition with Predicament Predictions, this round will be a double points round for everyone. Users will not be allowed to use their own joker double points card for this round however.

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Italian GP

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Rosberg
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Perez
9. Webber
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[WaffleCat]

WaffleCat's predictions

2013 I Haven't Participated in Predicament Predictions For Quite A Bleeding While Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Sutil
7. Massa
8. Gutierrez
9. Perez
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Rosberg
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Gross Jeans
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: No. Never.

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2013 Mama Mia! That'sa spicy meatball! Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Grojean
7. Massa
8. Rosberg
9. Sutil
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Maldonaldo
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[takagi_for_the_win]

Takagi's predictions

2013 Ernesto Vita Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Grrrrjjjjnnnn
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Gutierrez squared (I can hope)
First retirement: None
ROTR: Caterham (beaten by both Marussia's)
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nil

[Hound55]

Hound55's Perdictions

2013 Grand Prix of Italy

1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Rosberg
4. Sutil
5. Button
6. Perez
7. Webber
8. Vergne
9. Grosjean
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Hamilton
Fast lap: Alonso
FIrst Retirement: di Resta, Vettel, Hamilton (all collide in turn 2)
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Chilton

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions:
2013 Boot in the Boot Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Raikkonen
3) Vettel
4) Alonso
5) Rosberg
6) Grosjean
7) Massa
8) di Resta
9) Vergne
10) Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Webber/Perez
ROTR: Ricciardo - goes the same way as Perez for the rest of the year after being confirmed for one of the big teams
IIDOTR: Raikkonen - vainly keeping his championship hopes alive (albeit on life support)
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[GwilymJJames]

Gwilym's Predictions
2013 Vitantonio Liuzzi getting the HRT into it's best position ever (for about a second) Memorial Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Grosjean
8. DiResta
9. Button
10. Ricciardo

P. Vettel
FL. Vettel
Retirement. Vergne
ROTR. Massa
IIDOTR. Webber
DBTMOTR. Massa
MLP. Gutierrez
DNQ. nil.

[mario]

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Button
9. Perez
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Marussia (they seem more competitive here - Chilton has even been pressuring the tail end of the midfield in FP2).
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Guiterrez
DNQ: None

[AxelP800]

2013 Tifosi Grand Prix L'Ferrari

1. Alonso
2. Massa
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. Perez
10. Bianchi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Weather?
IIDOTR: Marussia
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[mash]

Gwilym's Predictions
2013 Bonza Monza Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Grosjean
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Button
10. di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

Tristan1117's predictions
2013 Italian GP

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Massa
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Hulk

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None[/quote]

[Rocks with Salt]

2013 MOAR POWAH Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Webber
6. Raikkonen
7. Sutil
8. Massa
9. Grosjean
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[wsrgo]

2013 Engine Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Grosjean (contact with Massa at Turn 1, di Resta is taken out in the process)
ROTR: van der Garde (I just have a feeling)
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Estebean Gutierrez Gutierrez
DNQ: Mr Nobody

[the Masked Lapwing]

TMLW's predictions
2013 Italian Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Perez
8. Raikkonen
9. Ricciardo
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Vettel
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Webber
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[HawkAussie]

HawkAussie predictions
2013 Ferrari/Toro Rosso GP
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Vettel
7. Ricciardo
8. Button
9. di Resta
10. Sutil

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirment: Pic
ROTR: Gutierrez (Gets fired for it)
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The Specators

[johnnyCarwash]

Johnnycarwash's predictions

2013 La Po-lenta alla Monzarella GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Raikkonen
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirment: Gutierrez
ROTR: Vergne (trying to uncurse himself)
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None