The 'Ruined Dreams' Game

watka · Post by **watka** » 07 Nov 2013, 23:25

Everyone starts complaining about the lack of overtaking again. Red Bull dominate the championship even more so than this year.

Cigarette advertising is allowed in F1 again.

Post by **Londoner** » 07 Nov 2013, 23:30

watka wrote:Everyone starts complaining about the lack of overtaking again. Red Bull dominate the championship even more so than this year.

Cigarette advertising is allowed in F1 again.

F1 is no longer allowed to be shown before the watershed. Viewing figures go through the floor, and female fans are mocked by anti-smoking protesters by using the song Cigarette Smoker Fiona all the time, until they ruin the song. :evil:

Max Chilton gets the Force India seat for 2014.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 08 Nov 2013, 01:20

Sadly for him, that's the only part of that car he will ever touch.

Kamui Kobayashi will finally turn into the Sushi cook he was destined to be.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 08 Nov 2013, 03:15

And will end up in legal trouble for serving fugu resulting in death of a patron.

F1 Intro music is played on an organ.

Post by **Londoner** » 08 Nov 2013, 09:15

Onxy Wrecked wrote:And will end up in legal trouble for serving fugu resulting in death of a patron.

F1 Intro music is played on an organ.

All of a sudden, the masked Kane turns up on an F1 grid. He gets ready to chokeslam Vettel, but swerves us all and chokeslams Hamilton, Webber and Talent Chilton instead. He then pulls off his red suit and mask to reveal.......CORPORATE KANE, who's allied with Ecclestone and Todt.

Oasis reform and play a concert at the British Grand Prix in 2014.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 08 Nov 2013, 10:38

East Londoner wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:And will end up in legal trouble for serving fugu resulting in death of a patron.

F1 Intro music is played on an organ.

All of a sudden, the masked Kane turns up on an F1 grid. He gets ready to chokeslam Vettel, but swerves us all and chokeslams Hamilton, Webber and Talent Chilton instead. He then pulls off his red suit and mask to reveal.......CORPORATE KANE, who's allied with Ecclestone and Todt.

Oasis reform and play a concert at the British Grand Prix in 2014.

The brothers fight and are dragged of the stage by armed police.

The F1 Rejects Racing team actually happens...

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 Nov 2013, 11:38

^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 08 Nov 2013, 11:47

FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

Life Racing Engines becomes the single supplier, and no car makes it to the finish.

Formula 1 gets a full 26-car grid.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Nov 2013, 12:14

pi314159 wrote:
FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

Life Racing Engines becomes the single supplier, and no car makes it to the finish.

Formula 1 gets a full 26-car grid.

It's like early 2010 all over again. One team does not get a car ready, another team goes bust in three years, and another two are perennial backbackers.

Adrian Newey returns to Williams, and Williams become regular winners again.

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 08 Nov 2013, 16:37

dr-baker wrote:
pi314159 wrote:
FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

Life Racing Engines becomes the single supplier, and no car makes it to the finish.

Formula 1 gets a full 26-car grid.

It's like early 2010 all over again. One team does not get a car ready, another team goes bust in three years, and another two are perennial backbackers.

Adrian Newey returns to Williams, and Williams become regular winners again.

Newey goes to Lotus after just 2 years and Williams fall to 2013 level again

Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Nov 2013, 16:57

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 08 Nov 2013, 17:18

dr-baker wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

Damon files for insolvency after the first race.

Top Gear do the Nurburgribg 24 Hours in a modified Relient Robin...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Nov 2013, 17:25

roblomas52 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

Damon files for insolvency after the first race.

Top Gear do the Nurburgribg 24 Hours in a modified Relient Robin...

Clearly they don't make past even the first apex...

Bernie Ecclestone puts a plan in place for leaving, and is out of F1 by 2020...

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 08 Nov 2013, 17:39

dr-baker wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

Damon files for insolvency after the first race.

Top Gear do the Nurburgribg 24 Hours in a modified Relient Robin...

Clearly they don't make past even the first apex...

Bernie Ecclestone puts a plan in place for leaving, and is out of F1 by 2020...

It actually happens in 2014, in a courtroom, in Munich.

Customer cars return...

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 Nov 2013, 17:47

^Prodrive is still rejected from entering the sport.

A new rule is introduced where all cars must be colored black, no sponsors, no car numbers, nothing. And the helmet designs must also be black.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 08 Nov 2013, 17:54

FMecha wrote:^Prodrive is still rejected from entering the sport.

A new rule is introduced where all cars must be colored black, no sponsors, no car numbers, nothing. And the helmet designs must also be black.

Fans complain that they can't tell the cars and drivers apart. But more importantly, Ferrari, Red Bull, Toro Rosso and Mercedes immediately withdraw from F1, the rest goes bankrupt due to a lack of sponsors.

Sebastian Vettel leaves F1 and goes to IndyCar, as a part of an attemt to complete the triple crown of motorsport.

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 08 Nov 2013, 20:30

Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

AxelP800 · Post by **AxelP800** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:27

Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

Driver refused to take part in Indy 500 because they destroyed the Indianapolis Motor Speedway's shape.

Old Hockenheim revived and the current layout is removed

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:53

AxelP800 wrote:
Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

Driver refused to take part in Indy 500 because they destroyed the Indianapolis Motor Speedway's shape.

Old Hockenheim revived and the current layout is removed

Marshals whine again about bringing drivers that is out of a race.

Somebody enters a repurposed former Group B rally car as a GT300 entrant. :lol:

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 09 Nov 2013, 16:59

FMecha wrote:
AxelP800 wrote:
Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

Driver refused to take part in Indy 500 because they destroyed the Indianapolis Motor Speedway's shape.

Old Hockenheim revived and the current layout is removed

Marshals whine again about bringing drivers that is out of a race.

Somebody enters a repurposed former Group B rally car as a GT300 entrant.

Said car is an MG Metro :lol:

I become the boss of the F.I.A in a few years time...

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 09 Nov 2013, 17:01

roblomas52 wrote:I become the boss of the F.I.A in a few years time...

Didn't I ruin that dream previously?

watka · Post by **watka** » 09 Nov 2013, 19:14

roblomas52 wrote:I become the boss of the F.I.A in a few years time...

Yeah, the Fire Industry Association.

Formula 1 introduces a reverse grid system to replace qualifying.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Nov 2013, 01:19

The system uses car numbers, so car #1 always ends up on pole...

F1 somehow finds a way to make the series cost-effective and have entertaining racing.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 10 Nov 2013, 03:24

Using Swift chassis. It works at lowering costs, but Red Bull falls to mediocrity as they don't have their own engine program.

Hiro Matsushita plagues F1 from 1990 to 1998 with a fist full of Panasonic money.

eichy · Post by **eichy** » 10 Nov 2013, 03:34

Onxy Wrecked wrote:Hiro Matsushita plagues F1 from 1990 to 1998 with a fist full of Panasonic money.

He manages 4th in a random race and escapes having a profile on this site.

Minardi and Brabham return to F1.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 10 Nov 2013, 17:22

eichy wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:Hiro Matsushita plagues F1 from 1990 to 1998 with a fist full of Panasonic money.

He manages 4th in a random race and escapes having a profile on this site.

Minardi and Brabham return to F1.

Well, at least one of them gets swallowed by Marussia by the start of the next season and the other becomes a Red Bull third satellite team. As for Hiro, I suspect 1996 Monaco would have been the finish to shed the profile with 7 classified and 3 to cross the line.

A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Nov 2013, 17:35

watka wrote:Formula 1 introduces a reverse grid system to replace qualifying.

Aerospeed wrote:The system uses car numbers, so car #1 always ends up on pole...

Would have been epic in 1980 and 1997...

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 10 Nov 2013, 17:37

Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

He swerves around it and it's removed by a marshal.

Leimer actually gets an F1 drive.

watka · Post by **watka** » 11 Nov 2013, 01:08

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

He swerves around it and it's removed by a marshal.

Leimer actually gets an F1 drive.

In free practice only.

Indycar folds and all of the teams join F1, with prequalifying reintroduced.

eichy · Post by **eichy** » 11 Nov 2013, 02:47

watka wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

He swerves around it and it's removed by a marshal.

Leimer actually gets an F1 drive.

In free practice only.

Indycar folds and all of the teams join F1, with prequalifying reintroduced.

All of the IndyCar teams fail to pre-qualify, and the F1 grids do not change at all.

Pastor Maldonado drives a Red Bull.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 11 Nov 2013, 02:59

For a new Eddie Cheever Indy Car team

Psychedelic liveries are allowed in F1.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 11 Nov 2013, 03:24

Onxy Wrecked wrote:For a new Eddie Cheever Indy Car team

Psychedelic liveries are allowed in F1.

Nobody uses them and every team reverts to boring liveries.

The dull trackside at Hockenheim is replaced with many transplanted trees, making it as scenic as the old layout used to be, but, obviously, far more exciting.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 11 Nov 2013, 09:54

Cynon wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:For a new Eddie Cheever Indy Car team

Psychedelic liveries are allowed in F1.

Nobody uses them and every team reverts to boring liveries.

The dull trackside at Hockenheim is replaced with many transplanted trees, making it as scenic as the old layout used to be, but, obviously, far more exciting.

It takes 150 years for the trees to get tall enough.

I won a motor race.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 Nov 2013, 09:59

roblomas52 wrote:I won a motor race.

On a PlayStation or Xbox, obviously...

Danica Patrick wins a NASCAR Sprint Cup race in real life.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 11 Nov 2013, 11:01

It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 11 Nov 2013, 11:05

Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

On R factor.

The BTCC had a race on Buckmore Park :twisted:

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 11 Nov 2013, 16:25

roblomas52 wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

On R factor.

The BTCC had a race on Buckmore Park

Cars can't fit in the kart track.

Vanuatu GP actually happens.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 11 Nov 2013, 17:04

FMecha wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:
Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

On R factor.

The BTCC had a race on Buckmore Park

Cars can't fit in the kart track.

Vanuatu GP actually happens.

For powerboats.

f1 cars are allowed to enter the Le Mans 24 hours

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 11 Nov 2013, 17:24

roblomas52 wrote:f1 cars are allowed to enter the Le Mans 24 hours

The cars have to be repurposed first, but that doesn't matter. The problem lies in reliability.

A cup car series is held for Dacia/Renault Duster.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 11 Nov 2013, 17:39

FMecha wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:f1 cars are allowed to enter the Le Mans 24 hours

The cars have to be repurposed first, but that doesn't matter. The problem lies in reliability.

A cup car series is held for Dacia/Renault Duster.

BAD NEWS!!!!
The car costs 25K...

The f1 drivers go on strike...