Predicament Predictions - 2014 Spanish Grand Prix

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 06 May 2014, 11:03

As usual, the deadline is the conclusion of FP3. Whether the standings will be done within the calender year however is anyone's guess

Wizzie's Predictions
2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Ricciardo
3. Vettel
4. Rosberg
5. Perez
6. Hulkenberg
7. Massa
8. Bottas
9. Kvyat
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Ferrari (Double DNF on Alonso's home ground)
IIDOTR: Kobayashi (11th for Caterham)
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

AxelP800 · Post by **AxelP800** » 06 May 2014, 11:33

Chilton Finally Retired GP

1. Alonso
2. Hulkenberg
3. Massa
4. Bottas
5. Rosberg
6. Perez
7. Ricciardo
8. Vettel
9. Magnussen
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Alonso
First retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Who needs ROTR
IIDOTR: Anyone who takes out Chilton
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

W12 · Post by **W12** » 06 May 2014, 11:54

2014 Another Grand Prix Finished By Chilton Grand Prix (AGPFBCGP)
1. Hamilton
2. Ricciardo
3. Rosberg
4. Perez
5. Vettel
6. Bottas
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Kvyat
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sauber (Another double DNF)
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 06 May 2014, 14:01

2014 Sunny Spain GP
1 Hamilton
2 Rosberg
3 Ricciardo
4 Vettel
5 Hulkenberg
6 Alonso
7 Grosjean
8 Bottas
9 Massa
10 Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Perez (Breaks his front wing and tootles around for the rest of the race)
IIDOTR: Grosjean (Drags the Lotus to 7th with Maldonado only a lowly 13th place)
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Probability of Man United beating Liverpool this season (0%) (Chilton will get in by 0.001)

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 06 May 2014, 15:16

2014 Republic of Alonso Fanboys Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Stewards
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Probability of Freeze-O-Kimi coming up with a good DNQ joke

Post by **Ataxia** » 06 May 2014, 15:24

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:DNQ: Probability of Freeze-O-Kimi coming up with a good DNQ joke

Ohhhh, snap!

Ataxay's Predictions
2014 There's one word for both Spain and Catalonia, and that's Spain Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Ricciardo
5. Hulkenberg
6. Grosjean
7. Massa
8. Bottas
9. Magnussen
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Bianchi (out-qualified by Chilton, silly error on lap 1)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 06 May 2014, 15:28

DNQ: Probability of the new Star Wars movies being good :lol:

Post by **tommykl** » 06 May 2014, 16:10

tommykl's Predictions
2014 Mercedes' Reign in Spain Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Hülkenberg
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Bottas
8. Magnussen
9. Pérez
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Ericsson
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The amount of retirements Max Chilton has now and will have at the end of the season.

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 06 May 2014, 16:13

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Vettel
5) Alonso
6) Raikkonen
7) Hulkenberg
8) Massa
9) Perez
10) Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: 2014 Spanish Grand Prix (another boring race)
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 06 May 2014, 16:23

Klon's Predictions
2014 El México Anciano Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Pérez
5. Kwjat
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Alonso (tries to hard and takes himself and Hülkenberg out)
IIDOTR: Kwjat (amazing drive to steal 5th)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 06 May 2014, 16:23

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1. Gutierrez
2. Vergne
3. Chilton
4. Ericsson
5. DNF
6. DNF
7. DNF
8. DNF
9. DNF
10. DNF

Pole: Maldonado
Fastest lap: Maldonado
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: Vettel

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 06 May 2014, 16:26

The 2014 Yet Another Boring Spanish GP

1) Hamilton
2) Ricciardo
3) Rosberg
4) Alonso
5) Hulkenberg
6) Raikkonen
7) Grosjean
8) Bottas
9) Kyvat
10) Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: 2014 Spanish Grand Prix (another boring race)
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Kyvat
DNQ: None

Post by **Miguel98** » 06 May 2014, 17:15

2014 Spanish Grand Prix Predictions

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Hulkenberg
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Alonso
8. Grosjean
9. Kvyat
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Mclaren
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: 0.0

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 06 May 2014, 18:06

tristan1117's Predictions
2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Perez
8. Bottas
9. Massa
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 06 May 2014, 20:27

go_Rubens's Predictions

2014 As Lively as the Bull Fights GP

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Massa
5. Ricciardo
6. Vettel
7. Hülkenberg
8. Bottas
9. Pérez
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Who cares?

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 06 May 2014, 20:53

2014 F1 returns!! GP
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Bottas
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Bianchi
ROTR: McLaren (third time lucky??)
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

watka · Post by **watka** » 06 May 2014, 23:18

2014 "UgncreativeUsergname, I think you'll find its a Kingdom not a Republic" Grand Prix

1. Lewis "Close to Perfection" Hamilton
2. Nico "Supposedly I'm in a title race" Rosberg
3. Sebastian "Thanks for the massive upgrade that suits my driving style" Vettel
4. Fernando "Dios" Alonso
5. Nico "Can I please be called something other than The Hulk?" Hulkenberg
6. Daniel "Still grinning" Ricciardo
7. Felipe "Valterri is slower than you" Massa
8. Kevin "Remember me? Super-rookie?" Magnussen
9. Pastor "Definitely my favourite track" Maldonado
10. Kimi "..." Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Perez
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 07 May 2014, 04:50

DOSBoot's Perdictions

2014 "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inqusition!" Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Riccardo
4. Hulkenburg
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Raikkonen
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Guitterez
ROTR: Maldonaldo
IIDOTR: Hulkenburg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 07 May 2014, 08:23

2014 Borecelona
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: McLaren (first corner accident for K-Mags, 12th for Button - just awful)
IIDOTR: Kvyat (Q3 appearance, keeps car strictly in points - Vergne 13th, Q2 dropout, can't really hold a candle to his team-mate)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 May 2014, 17:38

2014 "There is no pre-season testing here any more and we've had a massive rule change this year, so will the racing be any less boring?" Spanish GP

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Massa
8. Raikkonen
9. Hulkenberg
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Nico Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: nein (no, I did not just say nine :roll:

)

Post by **Londoner** » 08 May 2014, 08:12

East Londoner's Predictions
2014 two-year anniversary of The Reverend's win Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Bottas
6. Perez
7. Grosjean
8. Maldonado
9. Magnussen
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Bo77as
First retirement: Gutierrez (another mechanical DNF for Sauber)
ROTR: Vettel (Suzie II is no better than Suzie I, and he caps a miserable weekend by throwing it off into the kitty litter midway through the race)
IIDOTR: Lotus (double points finish!)
DBTMOTR: Vettel (Ricky gets a podium)
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The likelihood of Axel's predictions about Max Chilton coming true (half of less than 0) :mrgreen:

Can I propose a points penalty for Axel, for daring to predict against TALENT?

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 08 May 2014, 08:27

2014 Manuel tribute edition
1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Ricciardo
4. Rosberg
5. Magnussen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Perez
9. Vettel
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Lotus (more false promises)
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

And Chilton will finish. Again.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 08 May 2014, 14:54

I'd better get my predictions in before I forget and record a technical DNQ! Here goes...

2014 "Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé" Grand Prix

1. Rosberg (I BELIEVE - plus, it'll be good for my ailing Fantasy Racers results)
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Massa
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. The Incredible Hülk
8. Kwjat (with the German spelling)
9. Magnussen
10. Grrrrrrrjjjjjjjjjjnnnnn

Pole: Hamilton (hard to see how it'll be anyone else, for pretty much the rest of the year)
Fastest lap: more "bling bling innit" for Lewis
First retirement: "AY CARAMABA I WON THIS RACE TWO YEARS AGO WHAT IS GOING ON THE TEAM ARE AGAINST ME MY BRACES ARE LOOSE RANT RANT RANT EN ESPAÑOL" (do I need to say who that is?)
ROTR: See one line above, because it was all his own fault and took out three other cars
IIDOTR: Kwjat (again auf Deutsch)
DBTMOTR: See two and three lines above...
MLP: Kwjat (Deutsch Nochmal)
DNQ: the same number of bottles of Buckfast that would be left in a Coatbridge corner shop five minutes after it was reduced to 50p a bottle

And Chilton will finish. Again.[/quote]

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 May 2014, 16:46

2014 "Two Years Ago..." Memorial GP

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Rosberg
5. Magnussen
6. Button
7. Alonso
8. Perez
9. Kyvat
10. Chilton

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Vettel Doomsday Prophets
IIDOTR: Chilton
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Meatwad · Post by **Meatwad** » 08 May 2014, 23:06

Meatwad's predictions

2014 Carmen Jordá's Home Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Ricciardo
6. Hülkenberg
7. Massa
8. Bottas
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

More_Blue_Flags · Post by **More_Blue_Flags** » 09 May 2014, 02:56

More_Blue_Flags predictions

2014 Red Bull's return to form Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Massa
3. Ricciardo
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Perez
7. Alonso
8. Button
9. Magnussen
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Maldonaldo
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Enforcer · Post by **Enforcer** » 09 May 2014, 12:56

2014 Predictable Outcome Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Ricciardo
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Hulkenburg
8. Button
9. Massa
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Raikkonen
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Kyvat
DNQ: None

Post by **mario** » 09 May 2014, 14:47

2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Button
7. Massa
8. Bottas
9. Magnussen
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Button (manages to drag an uncompetitive McLaren into the top 6)
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

rachel1990 · Post by **rachel1990** » 09 May 2014, 15:22

2014- Highly un-original Spanish Gp

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Riccardo
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Grosjean
8. Raikkonen
9. Kvyat
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Sutil (Of Course)
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: GROSJEAN!!!!
DBTMOTR: Maldonado (LAST)
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: how many countries except for Ireland care about Ireland going out of eurovision (0)

KalleVRTN · Post by **KalleVRTN** » 09 May 2014, 18:41

KalleVRTN's Predictions
2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Räikkönen
7. Button
8. Kvyat
9. Maldonado
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

mash · Post by **mash** » 09 May 2014, 21:26

I'm-abroad-like-I-was-two-years-ago-so-maybe-something-amazing-will-happen-again-but-won't-be-reflected-in-my-predictions Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Bottas
8. Magnussen
9. Massa
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamikton
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 09 May 2014, 21:51

TMLW's predictions
2014 Spanish GP

1. Ricciardo
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Grosjean
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
FLAP: Rosberg
First DNF: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 10 May 2014, 04:56

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2014 Catalan GP

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Ricciardo
6. Hulkenberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Bottas
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Sutil
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Kvyat
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Random Number Generator's Predictions
2014 Spanish GP

1. Raikkonen
2. Chilton
3. Vergne
4. Sutil
5. Gutierrez
6. Kvyat
7. Bianchi
8. Magnussen
9. Maldonado
10. Hamilton

Pole: Bianchi
FLAP: Gutierrez
First DNF: Gutierrez
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Ericsson
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

SgtPepper · Post by **SgtPepper** » 10 May 2014, 06:44

Still better than a Tilke track Grand Prix.
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Ricciardo
5. Hulk
6. Vettel
7. Kimi
8. Button
9. Rogro
10. KMags

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Kimi
MLP: KMags
DNQ: None

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 10 May 2014, 08:03

2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Hulkenberg
5. Ricciardo
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Raikkonen
9. Grosjean
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 10 May 2014, 10:04

RAK's Predictions:
2014 Recession Still Going Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Alonso
5) Hulkenberg
6) Button
7) Raikkonen
8) Magnussen
9) Vettel
10) Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Sutil - but mitigated by his restricted diet
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 10 May 2014, 11:35

MinardiFan's Predictions
2014 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Hulkenberg
7. Magnussen
8. Raikkonen
9. Perez
10. Bottas

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 11 May 2014, 15:00

Bottas ruined my prediction. I almost predict correctly the top 6.

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 11 May 2014, 15:18

I got 5 of the top 6. My luck is better than Marie's

Post by **Ataxia** » 11 May 2014, 20:20

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:I got 5 of the top 6. My luck is better than Marie's

So, you complained a massive about people making a joke about your creepy obsession, yet you continue to provide ammunition. You are either a complex man; a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma if you will, or someone who just likes the attention.

Your pick, Freezy.