Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
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Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 as usual
Wizzie's Predictions
2014 Monaco Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Hulkenberg
4. Magnussen
5. Bottas
6. Perez
7. Massa
8. Alonso
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Bianchi (Comes crashing back down to earth with an early trip into the wall of champions)
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg (Nearly beats Hamilton on merit)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
Wizzie's Predictions
2014 Monaco Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Hulkenberg
4. Magnussen
5. Bottas
6. Perez
7. Massa
8. Alonso
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Bianchi (Comes crashing back down to earth with an early trip into the wall of champions)
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg (Nearly beats Hamilton on merit)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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2014 Wall of Champions Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Hulkenberg
4. Bottas
5. Perez
6. Massa
7. Vettel
8. Alonso
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Ericsson
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Hulkenberg
4. Bottas
5. Perez
6. Massa
7. Vettel
8. Alonso
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Ericsson
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2014 Lel Rel Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Hülkenberg
6. Massa
7. Pérez
8. Vettel
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Hülkenberg
6. Massa
7. Pérez
8. Vettel
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
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Ataxia's Predictions
2014 Montreal Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Button
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Massa
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Magnussen
IIDOTR: Bottas, for his podium breakthrough
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Ericsson
DNQ: None
If double points are still a thing, I would like to blindly use them here since I won't actually be able to watch any of the race weekend. Gamble!
2014 Montreal Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Button
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Massa
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Magnussen
IIDOTR: Bottas, for his podium breakthrough
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Ericsson
DNQ: None
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2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Hulkenberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Grosjean
10. Kvyat
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado (Crashes in the first lap)
JBOTR: Bottas (Podium!)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Hulkenberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Grosjean
10. Kvyat
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado (Crashes in the first lap)
JBOTR: Bottas (Podium!)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
2014 Kubica and Alesi One-Hit-Wonder Memorial Grand Prix
1) Bottas
2) Alonso
3) Button
4) Magnussen
5) Raikkonen
6) Perez
7) Hulkenberg
8) Hamilton
9) Ericsson
10) Chilton
Pole: Magnussen
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Magnussen (punts Grosjean out of the lead with 5 laps to go and breaks the front wing)
IIDOTR: Bottas (for keeping out of trouble, a maiden win is his reward)
DBTMOTR: Kobayashi
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: 0
1) Bottas
2) Alonso
3) Button
4) Magnussen
5) Raikkonen
6) Perez
7) Hulkenberg
8) Hamilton
9) Ericsson
10) Chilton
Pole: Magnussen
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Magnussen (punts Grosjean out of the lead with 5 laps to go and breaks the front wing)
IIDOTR: Bottas (for keeping out of trouble, a maiden win is his reward)
DBTMOTR: Kobayashi
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: 0
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2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1) Alonso
2) Bottas
3) Massa
4) Raikkonen
5) Hulkenberg
6) Perez
7) Magnussen
8) Bianchi
9) Kobayashi
10) Erricson
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: ROTR
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: 0
1) Alonso
2) Bottas
3) Massa
4) Raikkonen
5) Hulkenberg
6) Perez
7) Magnussen
8) Bianchi
9) Kobayashi
10) Erricson
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: ROTR
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: 0
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
2011 Spoiled Us GP
1. Lewis "Starving to Death" Hamilton
2. Nico "Doesn't Do All This Mind Game Stuff, Unless That IS the Mind Game
" Rosberg
3. Daniel "Not Actually Crap" Ricciardo
4. Sebastian "Better with Lame Cars" Vettel
5. Fernando "Kubica 2010 Every Year" Alonso
6. Kimi Raikkonen
7. Val77eri Bo77as
8. Poor Man Hulkenberg
9. Sergio "Not Quiiite a Top Team Driver" Perez
10. Felipe "Slower" Massa
POOOOOLE!: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Ret: Maldonado (engine)
ROTR: Pastor "Sabotage!" Maldonado
JBOTR: Grosjean (again)
DBTMOTR: Massa (the race is that arky)
MLP: Kuviat
DNQ: The last digit in the number 0
1. Lewis "Starving to Death" Hamilton
2. Nico "Doesn't Do All This Mind Game Stuff, Unless That IS the Mind Game

3. Daniel "Not Actually Crap" Ricciardo
4. Sebastian "Better with Lame Cars" Vettel
5. Fernando "Kubica 2010 Every Year" Alonso
6. Kimi Raikkonen
7. Val77eri Bo77as
8. Poor Man Hulkenberg
9. Sergio "Not Quiiite a Top Team Driver" Perez
10. Felipe "Slower" Massa
POOOOOLE!: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Ret: Maldonado (engine)
ROTR: Pastor "Sabotage!" Maldonado
JBOTR: Grosjean (again)
DBTMOTR: Massa (the race is that arky)
MLP: Kuviat
DNQ: The last digit in the number 0
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Wizzie wrote:Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 as usual
Wizzie's Predictions
2014 Monaco Grand Prix

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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
2014 What Is This That Staaands Beeeefore Me?
Figure In Black Which Poooooints At Meeeee
Turn 'Round Quick And Staaaaart To Ruuuuun
Find Out I'm The Choseeeeeen One
Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!! Canadian Grand Prix
1. Chilton
2. Maldonado
3. DNF
4. DNF
5. DNF
6. DNF
7. DNF
8. DNF
9. DNF
10. DNF
Pole: Chilton
Fastest lap: Chilton
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Chilton
DBTMOTR: Vettel
DNQ: Hamilton
Figure In Black Which Poooooints At Meeeee
Turn 'Round Quick And Staaaaart To Ruuuuun
Find Out I'm The Choseeeeeen One
Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!! Canadian Grand Prix
1. Chilton
2. Maldonado
3. DNF
4. DNF
5. DNF
6. DNF
7. DNF
8. DNF
9. DNF
10. DNF
Pole: Chilton
Fastest lap: Chilton
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Chilton
DBTMOTR: Vettel
DNQ: Hamilton
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DOSBoot's Predictions
2014 Colin Mochrie Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Riccardo
4. Hulkenburg
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Bottas
8. Raikkonen
9. Massa
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2014 Colin Mochrie Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Riccardo
4. Hulkenburg
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Bottas
8. Raikkonen
9. Massa
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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go_Rubens's Predictions
2014 Canoe and Rowing GP
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hülkenberg
7. Räikkönen
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Kobayashi
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Gutiérrez
ROTR: Sutil/Gutiérrez
JBOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Why bother? Of course it will be none!
2014 Canoe and Rowing GP
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hülkenberg
7. Räikkönen
8. Massa
9. Magnussen
10. Kobayashi
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Gutiérrez
ROTR: Sutil/Gutiérrez
JBOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Why bother? Of course it will be none!
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Meatwad's predictions
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hülkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Bottas
9. Massa
10. Räikkönen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Magnussen
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Hülkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Bottas
9. Massa
10. Räikkönen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Magnussen
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
Klon's Predictions
2014 Wizzie Thinks Monaco Is Located In North America Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Hülkenberg
5. Magnussen
6. Vettel
7. Alonso
8. Vergne
9. Pérez
10. Kwjat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Magnussen
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Lotus PR (tastelessly using the hashtag #WeAreTheChampions after Räikkönen and Button have both nasty accidents at the wall of champions)
IIDOTR: Magnussen (aquires 5th and FLAP)
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2014 Wizzie Thinks Monaco Is Located In North America Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Hülkenberg
5. Magnussen
6. Vettel
7. Alonso
8. Vergne
9. Pérez
10. Kwjat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Magnussen
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Lotus PR (tastelessly using the hashtag #WeAreTheChampions after Räikkönen and Button have both nasty accidents at the wall of champions)
IIDOTR: Magnussen (aquires 5th and FLAP)
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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2014 Canada loves Ice Hockey GP
1 Hamilton
2 Rosberg
3 Vettel
4 Ricciardo
5 Bottas
6 Raikkonen
7 Grosjean
8 Vergne
9 Hulkenberg
10 Button
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso (Hits the WOC while battling Rosberg)
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of goals Peru scored against England (0)
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1 Hamilton
2 Rosberg
3 Vettel
4 Ricciardo
5 Bottas
6 Raikkonen
7 Grosjean
8 Vergne
9 Hulkenberg
10 Button
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso (Hits the WOC while battling Rosberg)
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of goals Peru scored against England (0)
BTW I notice that a certain pasta-maldonado hasn't posted in anyone else's style since China
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Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:BTW I notice that a certain pasta-maldonado hasn't posted in anyone else's style since China
He didn't actually plan anything, he was just doing it to mock you.
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
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Wizzie wrote:2014 Monaco Grand Prix
I'm sorry that I point this out, but wut.

Jocke1 wrote:1. Chilton
2. Maldonado
3. DNF
4. DNF
5. DNF
6. DNF
7. DNF
8. DNF
9. DNF
10. DNF
Pole: Chilton
Fastest lap: Chilton
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Chilton
DBTMOTR: Vettel
DNQ: Hamilton
That is simply brilliant.

2014 Gilles Lives On in Racing Intuition Of Us. Seriously. (Glorious!

1. Hamilton (hat tricks the weekend)
2. Rosberg (can't pass him despite having newer rubber)
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo (gets jumped at a pitstop)
5. Alonso
6. Hülkenberg
7. Massa
8. Räikkönen
9. Kvyat
10. Bottas
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Button/Vergne, first corner incident
ROTR: McLaren (guys, not getting into Q3 and then both drivers having an accident is not cool...

JB/IIDOTR: Kvyat
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Absolutely no, sir
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2014 The return of number 27 Canadian GP
1. Nico '27' Hulkenberg
2. Vettel
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Button
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Mercedes drivers for tangling and retiring
IIDOTR: Nico '27' Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Chilton to end his friggin' streak.
1. Nico '27' Hulkenberg
2. Vettel
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Button
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Mercedes drivers for tangling and retiring
IIDOTR: Nico '27' Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Chilton to end his friggin' streak.
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RAK's Predictions
2014 "What's this all aboot?" Grand Prix
1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Alonso
5) Vettel
6) Hulkenberg
7) Raikkonen
8) Perez
9) Kvyat
10) Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado (sets off a chain reaction that gets plenty of backmarkers involved and red-flags the race)
IIDOTR: Chilton (for somehow not getting caught up in the chain reaction - perhaps because he's half-a-lap behind)
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
2014 "What's this all aboot?" Grand Prix
1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Alonso
5) Vettel
6) Hulkenberg
7) Raikkonen
8) Perez
9) Kvyat
10) Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado (sets off a chain reaction that gets plenty of backmarkers involved and red-flags the race)
IIDOTR: Chilton (for somehow not getting caught up in the chain reaction - perhaps because he's half-a-lap behind)
DBTMOTR: Sutil
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
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2014 United States of Free Healthcare Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Perez
7. Magnussen
8. Button
9. Bottas
10. Hulkenberg
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vernge
ROTR: Maldonado (Hits Wall of Champions more than once)
IIDOTR: Ferrari
DBTMOTR: eh, Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The number of candidates elected to the electorate of Dickson on the day of the 1993 Australian federal election
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Perez
7. Magnussen
8. Button
9. Bottas
10. Hulkenberg
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vernge
ROTR: Maldonado (Hits Wall of Champions more than once)
IIDOTR: Ferrari
DBTMOTR: eh, Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The number of candidates elected to the electorate of Dickson on the day of the 1993 Australian federal election
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2014 Rob Ford Land Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Magnussen
4. Perez
5. Vettel
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First DNF: Grosjean
ROTR: Hamilton (wall of champions crash, oops)
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
1. Rosberg
2. Alonso
3. Magnussen
4. Perez
5. Vettel
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First DNF: Grosjean
ROTR: Hamilton (wall of champions crash, oops)
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
2014 "19 Years since Alesi's only win" Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Raikkonen
7. Kvyat
8. Massa
9. Vergne
10. Bianchi
Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Bottas (Maldonado crashes against him in turn 1, taking out Ericsson and Grosjean in the process)
ROTR: Maldonado
JBoTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Number of world cups Portugal will win this year
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Raikkonen
7. Kvyat
8. Massa
9. Vergne
10. Bianchi
Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Bottas (Maldonado crashes against him in turn 1, taking out Ericsson and Grosjean in the process)
ROTR: Maldonado
JBoTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Chilton
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Number of world cups Portugal will win this year
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Alonso
4. Hulkenberg
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Bottas
10. Magnussen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton - Crashes with Rosberg and ends the day in the wall.
IIDOTR: Rosberg - Even with an extra stop because the crash with Hamilton, he recovers the lost ground and takes the win.
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2. Ricciardo
3. Alonso
4. Hulkenberg
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Bottas
10. Magnussen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton - Crashes with Rosberg and ends the day in the wall.
IIDOTR: Rosberg - Even with an extra stop because the crash with Hamilton, he recovers the lost ground and takes the win.
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:BTW I notice that a certain pasta-maldonado hasn't posted in anyone else's style since China
He didn't actually plan anything, he was just doing it to mock you.
I know. He just fuels my desire to make my dream come true and prove him wrong Next February
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Better get these in before the deadline!
2014 "Anvil! L'histoire d'Anvil... SOUTITRÉ EN FRANÇAIS!" Grand Prix
1. Monsieur 'Amilton
2. Mademoiselle Spéars
3. Monsieur Bottas
4. Monsieur Vettel
5. Monsieur Alonso
6. Monsieur Ricciardo
7. Monsieur Räikkönen
8. Monsieur Hülkenberg
9. Monsieur Pérez
10. Monsieur Magnussen
Premier cru: Monsieur 'Amilton
Tour plus rapide: Monsieur 'Amilton encore
Premier voiture en panne: Monsieur Sutil
Imbécile de la course: Monsieur Massa (place 15 et moins que deux tours)
C'est Magnifique et Improbable! de la course: Monsieur Kobayashi (place 12, sacre bleu pour Sauber)
Mort et Frappé Ami d'Équipe de la course: Monsieur Massa encore
Premier cru des enfants: Monsieur Magnussen
Quel dommage de samedi et plus que 107%!: Parti Québécois - mais pas de pilotes
Google Translate... it might help you. But then again, maybe not!
2014 "Anvil! L'histoire d'Anvil... SOUTITRÉ EN FRANÇAIS!" Grand Prix
1. Monsieur 'Amilton
2. Mademoiselle Spéars
3. Monsieur Bottas
4. Monsieur Vettel
5. Monsieur Alonso
6. Monsieur Ricciardo
7. Monsieur Räikkönen
8. Monsieur Hülkenberg
9. Monsieur Pérez
10. Monsieur Magnussen
Premier cru: Monsieur 'Amilton
Tour plus rapide: Monsieur 'Amilton encore
Premier voiture en panne: Monsieur Sutil
Imbécile de la course: Monsieur Massa (place 15 et moins que deux tours)
C'est Magnifique et Improbable! de la course: Monsieur Kobayashi (place 12, sacre bleu pour Sauber)
Mort et Frappé Ami d'Équipe de la course: Monsieur Massa encore
Premier cru des enfants: Monsieur Magnussen
Quel dommage de samedi et plus que 107%!: Parti Québécois - mais pas de pilotes
Google Translate... it might help you. But then again, maybe not!
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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dinizintheoven wrote:Better get these in before the deadline!
2014 "Anvil! L'histoire d'Anvil... SOUTITRÉ EN FRANÇAIS!" Grand Prix
1. Monsieur 'Amilton
2. Mademoiselle Spéars
3. Monsieur Bottas
4. Monsieur Vettel
5. Monsieur Alonso
6. Monsieur Ricciardo
7. Monsieur Räikkönen
8. Monsieur Hülkenberg
9. Monsieur Pérez
10. Monsieur Magnussen
Premier cru: Monsieur 'Amilton
Tour plus rapide: Monsieur 'Amilton encore
Premier voiture en panne: Monsieur Sutil
Imbécile de la course: Monsieur Massa (place 15 et moins que deux tours)
C'est Magnifique et Improbable! de la course: Monsieur Kobayashi (place 12, sacre bleu pour Sauber)
Mort et Frappé Ami d'Équipe de la course: Monsieur Massa encore
Premier cru des enfants: Monsieur Magnussen
Quel dommage de samedi et plus que 107%!: Parti Québécois - mais pas de pilotes
Google Translate... it might help you. But then again, maybe not!
Okay, what happens at this point is we get the Francophones to read it, and for every grammatical error they find, I take a point away from you

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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
Wizzie wrote:dinizintheoven wrote:Better get these in before the deadline!
2014 "Anvil! L'histoire d'Anvil... SOUTITRÉ EN FRANÇAIS!" Grand Prix
1. Monsieur 'Amilton
2. Mademoiselle Spéars
3. Monsieur Bottas
4. Monsieur Vettel
5. Monsieur Alonso
6. Monsieur Ricciardo
7. Monsieur Räikkönen
8. Monsieur Hülkenberg
9. Monsieur Pérez
10. Monsieur Magnussen
Premier cru: Monsieur 'Amilton
Tour plus rapide: Monsieur 'Amilton encore
Premier voiture en panne: Monsieur Sutil
Imbécile de la course: Monsieur Massa (place 15 et moins que deux tours)
C'est Magnifique et Improbable! de la course: Monsieur Kobayashi (place 12, sacre bleu pour Sauber)
Mort et Frappé Ami d'Équipe de la course: Monsieur Massa encore
Premier cru des enfants: Monsieur Magnussen
Quel dommage de samedi et plus que 107%!: Parti Québécois - mais pas de pilotes
Google Translate... it might help you. But then again, maybe not!
Okay, what happens at this point is we get the Francophones to read it, and for every grammatical error they find, I take a point away from you
Hehehehe

-It should by Première voiture en panne, as voiture is feminine.
-Ami d'équipe is not a thing. It's called coéquipier.
-Premier cru is not a thing if used anywhere other than describing a sort of wine.
-Place 12 (or 15) is never used in this context. It should be 12ème (or 15ème) place.
-Moins que deux tours means less than two laps. I believe you mean "à deux tours" or "deux tours derrière", which would mean two laps down.
-Deadbeat does not mean anything when translated literally. Then again, I don't believe there's an equivalent word or phrase in French, so usual, boring words should be used. Mort et frappé are not such words. Inférieur, maybe?
-"Des enfants" implies that the rookies are children. Which they are not. I believe you mean "débutant"

-I'm willing to let the "Quel dommage" stand, but in that case, it's "du samedi", not "de samedi".
-Also, it should be plus de 107%.
-"C'est Magnifique et Improbable!" is technically correct, but not with "de la course" next to it. It should be "Performance magnifique et improbable de la course".
I believe that's 10 penalty points

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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
2014 Grand Prix des Anglo-francophones (franglaisphones?)
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Ricciardo
7. Vettel
8. Raikkonen
9. Kobayashi
10. Chilton
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Vettel
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: It's about time Maldonado had another DNQ. Hits Wall of Champions in Q1.
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Ricciardo
7. Vettel
8. Raikkonen
9. Kobayashi
10. Chilton
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First DNF: Vettel
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: It's about time Maldonado had another DNQ. Hits Wall of Champions in Q1.
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
tommykl wrote:I believe that's 10 penalty points

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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
Jocke1 wrote:tommykl wrote:I believe that's 10 penalty points
It's not bad I've lost 12 this season
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East Londoner's Predictions
2014 F1 needs the Mayor of Hinchtown Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Magnussen
8. Vettel
9. Ricciardo
10. Perez
Pole: HAMILTONPOLELOL
Fastest lap: Bo77as
First retirement: Gutierrez (plants it straight into the Wall of Champions on the first lap)
ROTR: Hulkenberg (Gets a DTP for speeding in the pitlane, then takes his front wing off on Grosjean, then eventually gives up)
IIDOTR: Williams (finally the pace they were promising)
DBTMOTR: Button (Outside the points sadly)
MLP: K-Mags
DNQ: The likelihood of someone beating Rafa Nadal on clay this weekend (i.e. not bloody likely
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2014 F1 needs the Mayor of Hinchtown Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Magnussen
8. Vettel
9. Ricciardo
10. Perez
Pole: HAMILTONPOLELOL
Fastest lap: Bo77as
First retirement: Gutierrez (plants it straight into the Wall of Champions on the first lap)
ROTR: Hulkenberg (Gets a DTP for speeding in the pitlane, then takes his front wing off on Grosjean, then eventually gives up)
IIDOTR: Williams (finally the pace they were promising)
DBTMOTR: Button (Outside the points sadly)
MLP: K-Mags
DNQ: The likelihood of someone beating Rafa Nadal on clay this weekend (i.e. not bloody likely

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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Raikkonen
10. Perez
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Everyone who isn't in a Mercedes Benz
Jules Bianchi Award (IIDOTR): Alonso
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Raikkonen
10. Perez
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Everyone who isn't in a Mercedes Benz
Jules Bianchi Award (IIDOTR): Alonso
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Vergne
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Button
10. Kvyat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi (the car looks like an utter pig to drive)
ROTR: Caterham
JBOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Ericsson
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Vergne
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Button
10. Kvyat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi (the car looks like an utter pig to drive)
ROTR: Caterham
JBOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Ericsson
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Wizzie wrote:Okay, what happens at this point is we get the Francophones to read it, and for every grammatical error they find, I take a point away from you
...you think that was supposed to be grammatically accurate in the first place?
Words fail me. Except for those that are unprintable on this forum.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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Jocke1 wrote:Freeze-O-Kimi wrote: It's not bad I've lost 12 this season
Is that like saying "Someone didn't get the sarcasm, Oh wait it's that guy again"? I get it. Being Autistic means I can't read sarcasm.
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Re: Predicament Predictions - 2014 Canadian Grand Prix
Ill-informed and largely unsubstantiated guesses by More_Blue_Flags
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Raikkonen
7. Button
8. Ricciardo
9. Magnussen
10. Vergne
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Alonso
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Force India. Uncharacteristically underwhelming all weekend - never look close to getting into Q3, with the Hulk breaking down early and Perez hitting the Wall of Champions
IIDOTR: Alonso, although both McLarens do much better than expected as well
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Rosberg
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Raikkonen
7. Button
8. Ricciardo
9. Magnussen
10. Vergne
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Alonso
First retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Force India. Uncharacteristically underwhelming all weekend - never look close to getting into Q3, with the Hulk breaking down early and Perez hitting the Wall of Champions
IIDOTR: Alonso, although both McLarens do much better than expected as well
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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tristan1117's Predictions
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Hulk
5. Vettel
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Kobayashi
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Alonso
4. Hulk
5. Vettel
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Kvyat
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Kobayashi
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
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2014 Dodgier Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Raikkonnen
5. Vettel
6. Bottas
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Kvyat
10. Bianchi
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Hamilton - Team orders - He asked to get the victory
IIDOTR: I have to say it? BIANCHI
DBTMOTR: Kobashashi (12th place puts caterham ahead of sauber)
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Maldonado
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Raikkonnen
5. Vettel
6. Bottas
7. Massa
8. Grosjean
9. Kvyat
10. Bianchi
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Hamilton - Team orders - He asked to get the victory
IIDOTR: I have to say it? BIANCHI
DBTMOTR: Kobashashi (12th place puts caterham ahead of sauber)
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Maldonado
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Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2014 Quebecois Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Hulkenberg
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Vettel
9. Kvyat
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
Random Number Generator's Predictions
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Grosjean
3. Perez
4. Vergne
5. Ricciardo
6. Kvyat
7. Button
8. Vettel
9. Rosberg
10. Hulkenberg
Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Chilton
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
2014 Quebecois Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Hulkenberg
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Vettel
9. Kvyat
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None
Random Number Generator's Predictions
2014 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Grosjean
3. Perez
4. Vergne
5. Ricciardo
6. Kvyat
7. Button
8. Vettel
9. Rosberg
10. Hulkenberg
Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Chilton
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None
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