2014 Canadian Grand Prix Thread
- WeirdKerr
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Massa's gonna get you!!!!!
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Massa could still do this!
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
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yes Rosberg driving very very well with out the electrical boost extras
What can Filipe do now can he catch up?!?
What can Filipe do now can he catch up?!?
- Paul Hayes
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I can't *believe* they're going to hand this to Mercedes...
- LellaLombardi
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NOOOOOO! Car problems for Perez
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Go go Ricciardo!
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
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Ric to win?!?
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Go Daniel! If Massa can't do it, I hope he can!
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Danny boy is flying! Cannot believe the attrition. Love it!
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Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
"When I was still racing, I never once thought 'Oh, I can't damage the car here'." - Jolyn Palmer
Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
- ryangregg12345
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RICCIARDO LEADS
THIS COULD BE THE FIRST NON MERCEDES WIN OF 2014!!!!



THIS COULD BE THE FIRST NON MERCEDES WIN OF 2014!!!!
1989 Monaco Grand Prix
Murray Walker: Rene says the reason he is going so slow is because he’s used to turbo cars, and these exasperated engine cars are a different kettle of fish to drive.
James Hunt: And all I can say to that is bullsh*t.
Murray Walker: Rene says the reason he is going so slow is because he’s used to turbo cars, and these exasperated engine cars are a different kettle of fish to drive.
James Hunt: And all I can say to that is bullsh*t.
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Jocke1 wrote:Dan 'The Man' has the plan for the win!
called it mid-race

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GET IN THERE MY SON!







Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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Danny Ric to WIN!!! 

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YES!!!
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Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
"When I was still racing, I never once thought 'Oh, I can't damage the car here'." - Jolyn Palmer
Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
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S951 wrote:Ric to win?!?
Yes, he is doing well at the moment and is gaping nico.
Big crash for Perez and massa!!!
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
- UncreativeUsername37
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OMGFK MASSA AND PEREZ
Edit: How did Vettel avoid that?!
Edit: How did Vettel avoid that?!
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Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
- WeirdKerr
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Dan the Man with the plan........
Holy crap!!!!
Holy crap!!!!
- LellaLombardi
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Oh Massa, you total total prick 

Maria De Villotta will forever be badass. Rest in Peace.
Pulling for Schumi and Jules.
Pulling for Schumi and Jules.
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Holy shite Massa taken Perez out!!
- ryangregg12345
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That's well and truly scuppered their hopes for a good result.
1989 Monaco Grand Prix
Murray Walker: Rene says the reason he is going so slow is because he’s used to turbo cars, and these exasperated engine cars are a different kettle of fish to drive.
James Hunt: And all I can say to that is bullsh*t.
Murray Walker: Rene says the reason he is going so slow is because he’s used to turbo cars, and these exasperated engine cars are a different kettle of fish to drive.
James Hunt: And all I can say to that is bullsh*t.
- rachel1990
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Oh f***. Oh God I hope Massa is okay
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Holy white what a wreck! 

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Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
"When I was still racing, I never once thought 'Oh, I can't damage the car here'." - Jolyn Palmer
Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
- Paul Hayes
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Bit hot there from Massa.... Oh dear. Hero to zero.
How did Button end up fourth?
How did Button end up fourth?
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THE bathplug WAS THAT MASSA?!?!?
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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Awesome work Dan, but ... BLOODY HELL, MASSA!
CoopsII wrote:Wouldnt it be lovely if just for once someone said "I really want to emulate Boutsen and get a decent, if not spectacular, result with some solid points".
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If I kicked out from chat because of too excited then:
NEW WINNER IN F1 AFTER TWO LONG YEARS. GREAT JOB DANIEL RICCIARDO!
OH IT'S PEREZ'S FAULT! HE TURNED TO MASSA! THAT WAS NEAR FOR VETTEL
BUTTON 4TH?! WOW
CHILTON ROTR
I've made the same mistake: Joining the chat on an F1 race
NEW WINNER IN F1 AFTER TWO LONG YEARS. GREAT JOB DANIEL RICCIARDO!
OH IT'S PEREZ'S FAULT! HE TURNED TO MASSA! THAT WAS NEAR FOR VETTEL
BUTTON 4TH?! WOW
CHILTON ROTR
I've made the same mistake: Joining the chat on an F1 race
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Rio Haryanto for the win!
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tommykl reads the chat logs
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He upon seeing me accidentaly paint Belgian flag rotated 90 deg to right
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What a race
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F..k me what an end. I wonder if Seb's heart rate went up because mine certainly did. Well done Dan super end. Rosberg did amazingly and what a nice touch from Seb too. Hope Perez and Massa are fine
- Paul Hayes
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Very pleased for Ricciardo, and at least Canada did indeed live up to its reputation for entertaining races.
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Well, there's no doubt who the ROTR is.
Time to pack it in, Massa, you're well past it now.
Time to pack it in, Massa, you're well past it now.
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Race if the year. Enough said. [Still pissed about Perez not being able to win, but hopefully after the crash he'll be OKAY].
Congratulations to Ricciardo.
Congratulations to Ricciardo.
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Anyone who doesn't like this season, we got two words for ya. SUCK IT. 

Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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That was a racing incident. Massa moved in, and Pérez moved out. The cameras obviously show this.
Glad both got out of their cars.
Wow, what a race. 11 dnfs/not classified. What a race of attrition.
Glad both got out of their cars.
Wow, what a race. 11 dnfs/not classified. What a race of attrition.
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East Londoner wrote:Anyone who doesn't like this season, we got two words for ya. SUCK IT.
1000%. What a race that was. Get partyin' ladssssssss
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Jean Alesi interviewing the drivers in Montreal? Couldn't be more fitting (unless it's Jacques Villeneuve). Ironic that both Ricciardo and Alesi scored their first win in Montreal.
Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
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good_Ralf wrote:Jean Alesi interviewing the drivers in Montreal? Couldn't be more fitting (unless it's Jacques Villeneuve). Ironic that both Ricciardo and Alesi scored their only win in Montreal.
Fixed.
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Forza Minardi. Forza Bianchi. Forza Rejects.
Forza Minardi. Forza Bianchi. Forza Rejects.
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Awesome race! I'm glad both Massa and Pérez got out of the car, I'm pretty sure Vettel doesn't know what could have hit him! Good thing Canada didn't disappointed!
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Racing incident I think with Perez having no brakes near enough the message to Massa should of been quite clear in regards to that so should of been an easy pass somewhere. Still gutted for both teams there on for good results, very dramatic and good race this one, another opportunity for Caterham gone with the amount that retired or crashed.
ROTR mmm we can't do joint nominations can we?
ROTR mmm we can't do joint nominations can we?