Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 as usual. Also, any and all help in doing the standings is much appreciated
Wizzie's Predictions 2014 Red Bull Grand Prix 1. Rosberg 2. Ricciardo 3. Hulkenberg 4. Hamilton 5. Bottas 6. Perez 7. Vettel 8. Alonso 9. Kvyat 10. Button
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Rosberg First retirement: Ericsson ROTR: Caterham (Both cars out within first 5 laps with identical electrical failures) IIDOTR: Hulkenberg (Beats Hamilton on merit with classy late-race pass) DBTMOTR: Massa MLP: Kvyat DNQ: Sutil (Bins it in qualifying, is allowed to start)
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
1. Hamilton 2. Rosberg 3. Ricciardo 4. Massa 5. Alonso 6. Hulkenberg 7. Button 8. Bottas 9. Vettel 10. Pérez
Pole Position: Hamilton Fastest Lap: Bottas First Retirement: Kobayashi ROTR: Catheram IIDOTR: Button DBTMOTR: Raikkonen MLP: Magnussen DNQ: Both Catherams
Mario on Gutierrez after the Italian Grand Prix wrote:He's no longer just a bit of a tool, he's the entire tool set.
18-07-2015: Forever in our hearts Jules. 25-08-2015: Forever in our hearts Justin.
2014 Sógorok Nagydíja (Brother in Law's GP - we usually call the Austrians as brother-in-laws due to the dualist era we had together)
1. Hamilton 2. Ricciardo 3. Vettel 4. Alonso 5. Hülkenberg 6. Bottas 7. Perez 8. Button 9. Massa 10. Räikkönen
Pole Position: Hamilton Fastest Lap: Vettel First Retirement: Ericsson - engine goes blam ROTR: Caterham - nowhere close to Marussia IIDOTR: boring race, Dayel gets it DBTMOTR: Raikkonen MLP: Magnussen - 11th place DNQ: none
Klon's Predictions 2014 Geschwür am Deutschen Hintern Grand Prix 1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Magnussen 4. Pérez 5. Alonso 6. Hülkenberg 7. Massa 8. Räikkönen 9. Bottas 10. Button
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Vergne ROTR: Ricciardo (throws away best Renault-powered result for nothing) IIDOTR: Magnussen (gets second podium out of nowhere) DBTMOTR: Button MLP: Magnussen DNQ: Nope
TMLW's predictions 2014 NEWSOUTHWALESWINSLOL Grand Prix
1. Hamilton 2. Rosberg 3. Alonso 4. Hulkenberg 5. Kvyat 6. Perez 7. Raikkonen 8. Magnussen 9. Button 10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton FLAP: Hamilton First DNF: Ricciardo ROTR: Red Bull (3 DNFs, although Kvyat saves it) IIDOTR: Kvyat DBTMOTR: Perez MLP: Kvyat DNQ: The number of State of Origin series the Queenslanders have won in a row
1. Alonso 2. Button 3. Massa 4. Raikkonen 5. Hamilton 6. Ricciardo 7. Bottas 8. Bianchi 9. Vergne 10. Sutil
Pole: Vettel FLAP: Rosberg First DNF: Ricciardo ROTR: Chilton, this time speared into Ericsson IIDOTR: Bianchi DBTMOTR: Chilton MLP: Kvyat DNQ: All qualified
Rio Haryanto for the win! He upon seeing me accidentaly paint Belgian flag rotated 90 deg to right tommykl returns from the bathroom tommykl reads the chat logs tommykl has a stroke
2014 Zeltw- uhhh, Österreichri-crap. I mean A1-Ri-no, I mean Red Bull Ring Grand Prix
1. Rosberg 2. Alonso 3. Bottas 4. Hamilton 5. Vettel 6. Ricciardo 7. Massa 8. Hülkenberg 9. Vergne 10. Räikkönen
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Rosberg First DNF: Pérez ROTR: Ericsson IIDOTR: Alonso DBTMOTR: Pérez MLP: Magnussen DNQ: None (not gonna make the same mistake this time )
Wizzie wrote:Also, any and all help in doing the standings is much appreciated
Eh, I guess I can do that when I'm done with exams
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese
Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Hülkenberg 4. Ricciardo 5. Bottas 6. Magnussen 7. Vettel 8. Button 9. Alonso 10. Kvyat
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Kobayashi ROTR: Vettel IIDOTR: Hülkenberg DBTMOTR: Pérez MLP: Magnussen DNQ: Why bother? Of course it will be none!
2014 "Invasion by the Fuhrer" Grand Prix 1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Riccardo 4. Hulkenburg 5. Vettel 6. Bottas 7. Massa 8. Alonso 9. Magnussen 10. Raikkonen
Pole: Rosberg Fastest lap: Hamilton First Retirement: Gutierrez ROTR: Sauber IIDOTR: Williams DBTMOTR: Raikkonen MLP: Magnussen DNQ: None
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Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Massa ROTR: Massa (overoptimistic move ends his and Magnussen race) IIDOTR: Perez DBTMOTR: Massa MLP: Kvyat DNQ: None
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HawkAussie's Predictions 2014 It's Time Austria, to see what you have 1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Ricciardo 4. Hulkenberg 5. Alonso 6. Bottas 7. Perez 8. Raikkonen 9. Vettel 10. Kvyat
Pole: Rosberg Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Bianchi ROTR: The Track IIDOTR: Bottas (Starting from Pit Lane) DBTMOTR: Magnussen MLP: Kvyat DNQ: The amount of points that Australia have in this world cup, 0
1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Alonso 4. Bottas 5. Massa 6. Kvyat 7. Button 8. Hulkenberg 9. Perez 10. Ricciardo
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Maldonaldo ROTR: Ericsson IIDOTR: Button DBTMOTR: Raikkonen MLP: Kvyat DNQ: None (Ericsson will be well off the pace, though)
CoopsII wrote:Wouldnt it be lovely if just for once someone said "I really want to emulate Boutsen and get a decent, if not spectacular, result with some solid points".
East Londoner's Predictions 2014 Anschluss Grand Prix (those who know their history, or otherwise frequent the chatroom will know about this )
1. Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Alonso 6. Ricciardo 7. Vettel 8. Raikkonen 9. K-Mags 10. Button
Pole: Rosberg Fastest lap: Bo77as First retirement: Grosjean (doesn't make it past the first lap as the MGU-K gives up the ghost) ROTR: Massa (The stewards give him Perez's penalty for the Canada contretemps, and he decides that running into Hulk is a better use of his time. Cretin ) IIDOTR: Perez (another podium, proving Bahrain and Canada were no flukes) DBTMOTR: Massa (get the hell out of F1) MLP: K-Mags DNQ: The probability that England will qualify from our group in the World Cup.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
Better get this one in before the chance passes...
2014 "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Turbos" Grand Prix*
1. Daniel "walking advert for Ultra Brite" Ricciardo (yes, I went there) 2. Seabstian "Daniel is faster than you" Vettel 3. Nico "it's about time I got this result" Hülkenberg 4. Fernando "should I stay or should I go?" Alonso 5. Kimi "..." Räikkönen 6. Valtteri "move over, Kimi" Bottas 7. Kevin "move over, dad" Magnussen 8. Daniil "better than Vitaly Petrov" Kvyat 9. Jean-Eric "don't forget me!" Vergne 10. Jenson "there's no grip" Button
Pole: Lewis "dat is right innit Britney, you did it again" Hamilton (after the generously-coiffeured team-mate bins it on his last attempt at pole... except this time, Lewis was in front after the first run) Fastest lap: Daniel "suddenly changing brand to Mentadent P" Ricciardo First retirement: Marcus "how do you drive this thing, anyway?" Ericsson - on the first lap, which is his last appearance in F1 ROTR: Mercedes! Way to go doing a repeat of Red Bull in Turkey 2010, or doing what DC and Mika did to each other at this very circuit all those years ago... DBTMOTR: Felipe "Rob, why you no tell me what to do anymore?" Massa MLP: Kevin "must keep the Russkie behind me" Magnussen DNQ: The rating out of ten I'd give to The Sound Of Music (hence the * because I! HATE! IT!), the number of times I've ever been to one of the official singalongs, the number of points Caterham have scored in F1, and the number of wickets Simon Kerrigan took in his only Test Match. These are all the same figure...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
1. Hamilton 2. Bottas 3. Massa 4. Rosberg 5. Ricciardo 6. Perez 7. Alonso 8. Vettel 9. Hulkenberg 10. Raikkonen
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Rosberg First retirement: Vettel ROTR: Red Bull - double DNF, despite above predicitions... IIDOTR: either Massa or Bottas DBTMOTR: Gutierrez MLP: Magnusen DNQ: Nobody. The slowest will be 104.9% from the fastest.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Pole: Hamilton Fastest Lap: Hamilton First Retirement: Kvyat (Brake Problems) ROTR: Hamilton: (Spins off under no pressure) IIDOTR: Bottas DBTMOTR: Ricciardo (Nowhere near Vettel on raceday) MLP: Magnussen DNQ: 7-7
2014 Grosser Red Bull von Österreich @ Red Bull Ring after Red Bull won last race 1. Hamilton 2. Vettel 3. Hülkenberg 4. Ricciardo 5. Alonso 6. Räikkönen 7. Massa 8. Bottas 9. Magnussen 10. Kvyat Pole Rosberg FL Hamilton 1st Ret Ericsson ROTR Lotus IIDOTR Hülkenberg DBTMOTR Perez MLP Magnussen DNQ The current streak of finished races by Max Chilton
I missed the last race but what the heck, let's carry on anyway.
Double points/joker is such a thing still exists, please.
Watka's Predictions 2014 Steyr 50 Grand Prix 1. Hamilton 2. Rosberg 3. Ricciardo 4. Vettel 5. Button 6. Alonso 7. Massa 8. Raikkonen 9. Bottas 10. Gutierrez
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Vettel First retirement: Ericsson ROTR: Hulkenberg (don't think he's ever been it, so first time for everything!) IIDOTR: Button DBTMOTR: Magnussen MLP: Kvyat DNQ: No, no, never
tristan1117's Predictions 2014 Falco Memorial Grand Prix Prix 1. Nico "Der Kommissar" Rosberg 2. Hamilton 3. Ricciardo 4. Massa 5. Vettel 6. Perez 7. Raikkonen 8. Hulk (not the soccer player) 9. Magnussen 10. Button
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Rosberg First retirement: Kobash ROTR: Kamui Kobayashi IIDOTR: Massa DNQ: None
CoopsII wrote:On occasion I have ventured into the PMM forum but beat a hasty retreat soon after as it resembles some sort of bad acid trip in there
1) Gutierrez 2) Kvyat 3) Ericsson 4) Sutil 5) Alonso 6) Grosjean 7) Massa 8) Bianchi 9) Magnussen 10) Ricciardo
Pole: Alonso Fastest Lap: Vettel First Retirement: Sutil ROTR: Grosjean IIDOTR: Bianchi DBTMOTR: Perez MLP: Ericsson DNQ: None
...in bed.
1998 Monaco GP wrote:Murray Walker: A lot of people here are really debating if Riccardo Rosset is Formula 1 material. Martin Brundle: Well, that's a fairly short debate, Murray.
I know this is a couple of minutes late, but I promise you that I've not watched or read anything about FP3 as I've just got up, so I hope I can avoid penalty points!
mash's predictions 2014 Austrian Oak Grand Prix
1. Hamilton 2. Rosberg 3. Ricciardo 4. Vettel 5. Alonso 6. Bottas 7. Raikkonen 8. Massa 9. Hulkenberg 10. Button
Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Rosberg First retirement: Maldonado ROTR: Maldonado IIDOTR: Bottas DBTMOTR: Gutierrez MLP: Magnussen DNQ: None