Caption this!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 01 Feb 2010, 07:23

Robert Kubica: "...as long as I keep my head pointed forward, the drag from my nose is minimal..."

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 01 Feb 2010, 14:32

Ralf: But that's heading towards the Campos and USF1 end of the grid...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 01 Feb 2010, 18:46

Yo Heidfeld, the DTM signup sheet is over there man. Maybe you can replace that useless **** Lauda and help me out by T-boning the Audis like you did to Sutil last year.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 02 Feb 2010, 21:00

Ya wanna kill me? Shot here. Yeah right here, between the eyes.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Feb 2010, 21:04

Which is furrier-- the jacket or the eyebrows?

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 02 Feb 2010, 21:06

I'm really really looking forward to contesting the 2010 season.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 02 Feb 2010, 22:15

Kubica: "Who the heck is that?"
Renault Guy: "Your new team mate, perhaps the most famous modern Russian driver, Vitaly Petrov!"
Kubica: "O RLY? ... never heard of him!"

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 03 Feb 2010, 00:04

Noticing that his team-mate is actually a wax statue, Kubica turns to the team management wondering if there has been some kind of mistake.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 03 Feb 2010, 05:16

Interviewer: "Robert, can you share your feelings about the news thtat Mercedes' German base is not large enough for them and that they intend to expand into Poland?"

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 03 Feb 2010, 05:25

Kubica just realized that if Petrov matches him or comes within half a second of him that he will look really really bad. In essence, the 2010 Renault tilt will only be for Petrov's benefit, not Kubica's or the team's...

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 03 Feb 2010, 07:50

Cynon wrote:

Kubica just realized that if Petrov matches him or comes within half a second of him that he will look really really bad. In essence, the 2010 Renault tilt will only be for Petrov's benefit, not Kubica's or the team's...

Get your truth out of here.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Feb 2010, 14:01

Kubica the Lynx.

Fitch · Post by **Fitch** » 03 Feb 2010, 16:10

Captain Hammer wrote:

Interviewer: "Robert, can you share your feelings about the news that Mercedes' German base is not large enough for them and that they intend to expand into Poland?"

WINNER!!

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 04 Feb 2010, 23:56

Stefanovic: Huuh... are you sure you can handle this?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 05 Feb 2010, 00:37

Ralf: "Har, har. I'm off to Stefan GP now. See ya later, s**kers."

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 05 Feb 2010, 00:57

[quote="Klon"]

The paddock is THAT-A-WAY....ladies

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 05 Feb 2010, 06:12

Ralf: "The crappy Schumacher? Right here, baby!"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Feb 2010, 09:29

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Ralf Schumacher: Useless German racing driver

RIcky Martin: Useless Latin pop star

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:05

XurizManson wrote:

I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:10

Half Schumacher - Useless surname (make no effect for him)

Brendan Fraser - Not so useless actor (i like the first 'Mummy'...)

coops · Post by **coops** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:13

"I had to sleep with the Toyota board members but it was worth it coz they all said I can race for them in 2010 if I did"

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:29

coops wrote:
"I had to sleep with the Toyota board members but it was worth it coz they all said I can race for them in 2010 if I did"

I don't think she has the ankle strength to handle an F1 car, why did you hire a driver with polio?

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:32

Sit on my Toyota, and tell me that you love me

coops · Post by **coops** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:37

dr-baker wrote:I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...

She could be a new reject in the making...try this link...
http://www.wendysprules.co.uk/cms/index.php
And good luck with your romance.

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:40

Another one for the SEPARATED AT BIRTH series:

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:44

SEPARATED AT BIRTH (Am i floodin´?):

Kovy (useless finn driver) and Beavis (useless cornholio)

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:56

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 12:57

OK, guys! I´ll stop. For now.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:03

coops wrote:
dr-baker wrote:I see from the image's URL that this is Wendy Sprules BUT - Who the heck is she? She's, ermmm, fit...

She could be a new reject in the making...try this link...
http://www.wendysprules.co.uk/cms/index.php
And good luck with your romance.

I need all the help I can get with romance, having been single all my life... And when I said fit, I might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....

coops · Post by **coops** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:05

dr-baker wrote: And when I said fit, I might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....

You've clearly had a look at some of the other pics on her site. She scrubs up alright but shes no Danica Patrick!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:07

coops wrote:
dr-baker wrote: And when I said fit, I might have meant fit as in athletic, healthy, not unwell....

You've clearly had a look at some of the other pics on her site. She scrubs up alright but shes no Danica Patrick!

But if you've been single all your life, she could be worse - she's no Ann Widdecombe...

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:30

SEPARATED AT BIRTH (ENOUGH!):

Vettel (not WDC yet)

Dana Carvey

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:44

She's faster than any of us behind the wheel, lads. Acknowledge that...

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 05 Feb 2010, 13:54

XurizManson wrote:

OK, guys! I´ll stop. For now.

Haha, that one gave me a genuine chortle.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 05 Feb 2010, 14:39

XurizManson wrote:SEPARATED AT BIRTH (Am i floodin´?):

Kovy (useless finn driver) and Beavis (useless cornholio)

HEY!

I object to that! He ain't useless goddamn. I ain't goin around dissing brazilians am I?
(Piquet jr. is an exception, he deserves it.)

Besides, Beavis is awesome.

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 05 Feb 2010, 15:04

"What's that, Tony? All play and no work makes Ralf a dull boy?"

coops · Post by **coops** » 05 Feb 2010, 15:51

"I wemember der helmet does go on dis bit after dat I is a bit stuck"

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 05 Feb 2010, 16:23

DonTirri wrote:I object to that! He ain't useless goddamn. I ain't goin around dissing brazilians am I?
(Piquet jr. is an exception, he deserves it.)

Besides, Beavis is awesome.

Alrigth, sorry for that. But that´s why we´re here: to talk about the rejects. And we brazilians already have a pantheon of Reject drivers, only having NPJr as the Major god (Tarso Marques, Pizzonnia, Christian Fittipaldi, and others).

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 05 Feb 2010, 17:15

fixed

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 05 Feb 2010, 17:17

MaxZero wrote:

fixed

We pledged not to do that anymore, did we not?