2015 British prediction thread

[GwilymJJames]

Shove off, Baker. This is my thing. I have a spreadsheet and everything.

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ROTR:
IIDOTR:
First DNF:
MLP:
DBTMOTR:
DNQ:


Deadline end of FP3. Carry on.

[Pacific]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Kvyat
10. Verstappen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
First DNF: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

2015 British Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Kvyat
9. Grosjean
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: McLaren (double DNS)
IIDOTR: Something weird
First DNF: Merhi
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: Not even McLaren

[Izzyeviel]

Jenson to start on the Hangar Straight and Alonso somewhere in Kent.

1) Vettel
2) Britney
3) Verstappen
4) Kimi
5) Maldonado
6) Bottas
7) Hulk
8) Massa
9) Ricardo
10) Nasr

FL - Britney
Pole - Lewis
ROTR - Honda
IILDOTR -Dunno
First DNF - Lewis
MLP - Whatever that is
DBTMOTR -Que?
DNQ - Me

Added prediction: Vettel wins, fans declare F1 to be the best and most competitive its ever been, everyone thus decides not to fix the problems and Force India, Sauber, Manor go bust and Red Bull and Toro Rosso quit F1. Ferrari win a 12 car race in Melbourne, and the fans declare F1 to be the best it's ever been. Mclaren still fail to score points. Everyone on this forum declares Mclaren to be the new Minardi and everyone loves Ron Dennis.

The end.

[Shizuka]

2015 Hammer Race

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Maldonado
8. Hülkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Maldonado, because has to win one already
First DNF: Verstappen
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: No

[AxelP800]

2015 English Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Massa
4. Alonso
5. Rosberg
6. Hulkenberg
7. Verstappen
8. Hamilton
9. Ricciardo
10. Nasr

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vettel
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Alonso
First DNF: You (lolwat). No, Stevens
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: 0

[Miguel98]

2015 "HammyComplainsLOL" Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Kimi Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Hulkenberg
9. Verstappen
10. Nasr

Pole Position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Nico Rosberg
ROTR: The Press/Lewis Hamilton Fan's
IIDOTR: Bottas
First DNF: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Nope.avi

[razta]

2015 British Grand Prix

1. Nico Rosberg
2. Bottas
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Kimi
6. Hulk
7. Grosjean
8. Perez
9. Reverend
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
ROTR: Lew-hysteria/Sky/etc
IIDOTR: Button in the points
First DNF: Hamilton
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Hamilton - after missing the valuable test he's just not able to set the car up and is just crap all weekend apart from a flukey pole
DNQ:None

[Rob Dylan]

2015 "The Queen's Own One True Race, It's The" British Grand Prix

1. Max Chilton
2. Anthony Davidson
3. The English Women's Football Team
4. Jenson Button (will never get a podium here)
5. Richard Starkey
6. Reginald Dwight
7. John Michael Osbourne
8. Bark Mlundell
9. Bartin Mrundle
10. The Inimitable Paul di Resta

Pole: Someone the British don't like
FL: Mo Farah
ROTR: David Coulthard (for being anonymous on his comeback)
IIDOTR: Boris Johnson for invading the track
First DNF: Will Stevens (crashed into by his new teammate Chilton on the first lap)
MLP: zdg
DBTMOTR: Justin Wilson (because who remembers Justin Wilson?)
DNQ: Allan McNish's Mercedes isn't within the 107% rule

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2015 "This was the very first" Grand Prix "you know?"

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Hülkenberg
7. Räikkönen
8. Pérez
9. Grosjean
10. Nasr

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
ROTR: Lewisteria
IIDOTR: Eh. Nasr?
First DNF: Button
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ:None

[Salamander]

DBTMOTR: Justin Wilson (because who remembers Justin Wilson?)

[dr-baker]

Shove off, Baker. This is my thing. I have a spreadsheet and everything.

Alright, Captain Hammer, don't get you're knickers in a twist. Oh wait...

tommykl's Predictions
2015 "This was the very first" Grand Prix "you know?"

First FIA championship GP, maybe, but 1st GP was in France in 1906?

DBTMOTR: Justin Wilson (because who remembers Justin Wilson?)

I too remember Justin Wilson fondly. Wish he would have a permanent drive in IndyCar again...

Anyway, down to business...

2015 WWII RAF Airbase Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Bottas
7. Hulkenberg
8. Sainz
9. Alonso
10. Stevens

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Stevens
First DNF: Button
MLP: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: A McLaren

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2015 Holy Hand Grenade Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Grojean
7. Hulkenburg
8. Raikkonen
9. Nasr
10. Ericsson

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Ericsson
First DNF: Alonso
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
DNQ: None

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2015 British Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Hülkenberg
8. Verstappen
9. Ricciardo
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Räikkönen
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Maldonado
First DNF: Button
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Pérez
DNQ: None

[Peteroli34]

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Hulkenberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Verstappen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
ROTR: Mclaren
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
First DNF: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
DNQ: Nope

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions
2015 "Bombs Away!" Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Vettel
4) Raikkonen
5) Ricciardo
6) Verstappen
7) Kvyat
8) Hulkenberg
9) Grosjean
10) Sainz

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None

[Bobby Doorknobs]

Almost forgot about this

Simtek's Predictions

2015 British Empire Trophy

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Kvyat
9. Verstappen
10. Sainz

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: Both Toyotas

[More_Blue_Flags]

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Sainz
8. Massa
9. Hulkenberg
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Ericsson
IIDOTR: Sainz
First DNF: Verstappen
MLP: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: None

[Dj_bereta]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Raikkonen
6. Verstappen jr
7. Kvyat
8. Bottas
9. Hulkenberg
10. Sainz Jr

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Verstappen jr
First DNF: Perez
MLP: Verstappen jr
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: 0

[Bleu]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Räikkönen
6. Massa
7. Kvyat
8. Ricciardo
9. Maldonado
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Kvyat
First DNF: Sainz
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz
DNQ: None

[mario]

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Verstappen
6. Kvyat
7. Ricciardo
8. Massa
9. Bottas
10. Sainz Jr

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Verstappen
First DNF: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: None

[GwilymJJames]

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Massa
5. Verstappen
6. Bottas
7. Raikkonen
8. Kvyat
9. Hulkenberg
10. Nasr

Pole: Rosberg
FL: Vettel
ROTR: Sainz Jr.
IIDOTR: Verstappen
First DNF: Sainz Jr.
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz Jr.
DNQ: Alonso

[AndreaModa]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Bottas
5. Verstappen
6. Vettel
7. Massa
8. Sainz
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Red Bull
IIDOTR: Verstappen
First DNF: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2015 Damn the Cheatsburg Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Verstappen
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Kvyat (another mechanical failure)
ROTR: Sauber (both cars miles off the pace)
IIDOTR: Perez (an Austria 2014 performance)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen (one step closer to his P45)
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: The likelihood of England winning the Ashes this year (nil)

Oh, and because it's traditional for this race, I'll activate my DOUBLE POINTS joker.