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Deadline is FP3 conclusion. Enjoy yerself!
2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
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GwilymJJames
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2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
WARNING: Vettel fan.
Shut up Eccles!
Shut up Eccles!
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UncreativeUsername37
- Posts: 3420
- Joined: 25 May 2012, 14:36
- Location: Earth
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
2015 Rolex Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Massa
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Kvyat
9. Hülkenberg
10. Pérez
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Stewards
IIDOTR: Lotus
First Ret: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DbTmOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: Those were the days
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Massa
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Kvyat
9. Hülkenberg
10. Pérez
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Stewards
IIDOTR: Lotus
First Ret: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DbTmOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: Those were the days
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Bottas
7. Kvyat
8. Hulkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Pérez
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Alonso
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Verstappen
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Bottas
7. Kvyat
8. Hulkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Pérez
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Alonso
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Verstappen
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None
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Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
DOSBoot's Predictions
2015 The German Advance Stops Here Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Kvyat
8. Riccardo
9. Hulkenburg
10. Perez
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Kvyat
First Retirement: Maldonado
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None
2015 The German Advance Stops Here Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Kvyat
8. Riccardo
9. Hulkenburg
10. Perez
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Kvyat
First Retirement: Maldonado
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None
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dinizintheoven
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- Joined: 09 Dec 2010, 01:24
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
Pravda today reports of car racing event on glorious billiard-table-smooth roads of supreme Soviet beach resort with glittering, clear blue unpolluted seas of Sochi where world's greatest Winter Olympics were held with no repression of anyone at all.
PREDICTED CLASSIFICATION, AS DICTATED BY POLITBURO:
1. Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
2. Comrade Lyudmila Aleksandrovna Putina
3. Comrade Daniil Kvyat
4. Comrade Vitaly Petrov
5. Comrade Sergey Sirotkin
6. Comrade Mikhail Aleshin
7. Comrade Roman Rusinov
8. Comrade Sergey Zlobin
9. Comrade Kirill Ladygin
10. Comrade Viktor Shapovalov
Pole: Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Fastest Lap: Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
ROTR: Ukraine
IIDOTR: all supreme Soviet drivers
First Retirement: all cars will finish because of great Soviet socialist technology
MLP: eight-year-old Comrade Nikolai Khlobystov, rising star of the wonderful Lada Karting Championship of Vladivostok
DBTMOTR: nyet, all team mates will be equal, even if some are more equal than others, such as the great Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
DNQ: Filthy capitalist pigs Hamilton, Rosberg, Vettel, Räikkönen, Massa, Bottas, Ricciardo, Hülkenberg, Pérez, Grosjean, Maldonado, Verstappen, Sainz, Nasr, Ericsson, Button, Alonso, Stevens and Merhi, who will mysteriously reappear in Siberia a week later.
END PRAVDA REPORT
PREDICTED CLASSIFICATION, AS DICTATED BY POLITBURO:
1. Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
2. Comrade Lyudmila Aleksandrovna Putina
3. Comrade Daniil Kvyat
4. Comrade Vitaly Petrov
5. Comrade Sergey Sirotkin
6. Comrade Mikhail Aleshin
7. Comrade Roman Rusinov
8. Comrade Sergey Zlobin
9. Comrade Kirill Ladygin
10. Comrade Viktor Shapovalov
Pole: Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Fastest Lap: Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
ROTR: Ukraine
IIDOTR: all supreme Soviet drivers
First Retirement: all cars will finish because of great Soviet socialist technology
MLP: eight-year-old Comrade Nikolai Khlobystov, rising star of the wonderful Lada Karting Championship of Vladivostok
DBTMOTR: nyet, all team mates will be equal, even if some are more equal than others, such as the great Comrade Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
DNQ: Filthy capitalist pigs Hamilton, Rosberg, Vettel, Räikkönen, Massa, Bottas, Ricciardo, Hülkenberg, Pérez, Grosjean, Maldonado, Verstappen, Sainz, Nasr, Ericsson, Button, Alonso, Stevens and Merhi, who will mysteriously reappear in Siberia a week later.
END PRAVDA REPORT
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
2015 Gran-pri Rossii
1. Kvyat
2. Raikkonen
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Hulkenberg
8. Maldonado
9. Nasr
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Bottas
1st Ret: Ericsson
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: BIG NUMBER THAT WE CALLED ZERO
1. Kvyat
2. Raikkonen
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Hulkenberg
8. Maldonado
9. Nasr
10. Massa
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Bottas
1st Ret: Ericsson
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: BIG NUMBER THAT WE CALLED ZERO
Rio Haryanto for the win!
He upon seeing me accidentaly paint Belgian flag rotated 90 deg to right
tommykl returns from the bathroom
tommykl reads the chat logs
tommykl has a stroke
He upon seeing me accidentaly paint Belgian flag rotated 90 deg to right
tommykl returns from the bathroom
tommykl reads the chat logs
tommykl has a stroke
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
2015 "Not boring but still boring" Russian Grand Prix
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Valtteri Bottas
3. Nico Rosberg
4. Sebastian Vettel
5. Felipe Massa
6. Romain Grosjean
7. Nico Hulkenberg
8. Carlos Sainz
9. Sergio Perez
10. Daniel Ricciardo
Pole: Valtteri Bottas
Fastest Lap: Valtteri Bottas
ROTR: Kimi Raikkonen - Spins into the pack at turn 1/Kvyat - anywhere all weekend long
IIDOTR: Romain Grosjean
1st Ret: Kimi Raikkonen
MLP: Carlos Sainz
DBTMOTR: Daniyl Kvyat
DNQ: nope
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Valtteri Bottas
3. Nico Rosberg
4. Sebastian Vettel
5. Felipe Massa
6. Romain Grosjean
7. Nico Hulkenberg
8. Carlos Sainz
9. Sergio Perez
10. Daniel Ricciardo
Pole: Valtteri Bottas
Fastest Lap: Valtteri Bottas
ROTR: Kimi Raikkonen - Spins into the pack at turn 1/Kvyat - anywhere all weekend long
IIDOTR: Romain Grosjean
1st Ret: Kimi Raikkonen
MLP: Carlos Sainz
DBTMOTR: Daniyl Kvyat
DNQ: nope
Mario on Gutierrez after the Italian Grand Prix wrote:He's no longer just a bit of a tool, he's the entire tool set.
18-07-2015: Forever in our hearts Jules.
25-08-2015: Forever in our hearts Justin.
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Perez
8. Ricciardo
9. Verstappen
10. Grosjean
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR. McLaren (Alonso's upgrades - even earlier DNFs than usual)
IIDOTR. Perez
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Maldonado
DNQ. Vladimir Putin
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Perez
8. Ricciardo
9. Verstappen
10. Grosjean
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR. McLaren (Alonso's upgrades - even earlier DNFs than usual)
IIDOTR. Perez
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Maldonado
DNQ. Vladimir Putin
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Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
2015 If This Moment Was For Me Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Maldonado
8. Pérez
9. Hülkenberg
10. Ricciardo
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Maldonado
ROTR: Kvyat - Makes a fool of himself at home with a silly retirement
IIDOTR: Maldonado - Gives locked-out Lotus a valueable morale boost.
First DNF: Button
MLP: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
DNQ: 0
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Maldonado
8. Pérez
9. Hülkenberg
10. Ricciardo
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Maldonado
ROTR: Kvyat - Makes a fool of himself at home with a silly retirement
IIDOTR: Maldonado - Gives locked-out Lotus a valueable morale boost.
First DNF: Button
MLP: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
DNQ: 0
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
Meatwad's predictions
2015 Russian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Kvyat
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Massa
9. Maldonado
10. Verstappen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Kvyat
1st Ret: Button
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz
DNQ: None
2015 Russian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Kvyat
6. Bottas
7. Ricciardo
8. Massa
9. Maldonado
10. Verstappen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Kvyat
1st Ret: Button
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz
DNQ: None
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
RAK's Predictions
2015 "We didn't hit Iran, honest" Grand Prix
1) Hamilton
2) Vettel
3) Rosberg
4) Kvyat
5) Raikkonen
6) Ricciardo
7) Grosjean
8) Hulkenberg
9) Verstappen
10) Bottas
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Kvyat
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Vladimir Putin
IIDOTR: Kvyat
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None
2015 "We didn't hit Iran, honest" Grand Prix
1) Hamilton
2) Vettel
3) Rosberg
4) Kvyat
5) Raikkonen
6) Ricciardo
7) Grosjean
8) Hulkenberg
9) Verstappen
10) Bottas
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Kvyat
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Vladimir Putin
IIDOTR: Kvyat
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None
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In fact, to be believed, their results must be seen,
Lola,
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L, O, L, A, Lola!
They weren't the world's most competent team,
In fact, to be believed, their results must be seen,
Lola,
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L, O, L, A, Lola!
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
tommykl's Predictions
2015 "Screw You Guys, I'm Vladimir Bathpluggin' Putin" Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Räikkönen
6. Hülkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Kvyat
9. Bottas
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Sainz
DNQ: None
2015 "Screw You Guys, I'm Vladimir Bathpluggin' Putin" Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Räikkönen
6. Hülkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Kvyat
9. Bottas
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Sainz
DNQ: None
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese
Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
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GwilymJJames
- Posts: 936
- Joined: 23 Apr 2010, 20:29
- Location: Milton Keynes
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Kvyat
9. Hulkenberg
10. Grosjean
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR. McLaren
IIDOTR. A small pigeon spotted wandering the track around lap 14
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Maldonado
DNQ. -
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Kvyat
9. Hulkenberg
10. Grosjean
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR. McLaren
IIDOTR. A small pigeon spotted wandering the track around lap 14
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Maldonado
DNQ. -
WARNING: Vettel fan.
Shut up Eccles!
Shut up Eccles!
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Peteroli34
- Posts: 1957
- Joined: 25 May 2013, 10:01
- Location: Thurrock, Which isn't London
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Ricciardo
7. Hulkenberg
8. Kvyat
9. Grosjean
10. Verstappen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: The square root of zero
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Ricciardo
7. Hulkenberg
8. Kvyat
9. Grosjean
10. Verstappen
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: The square root of zero
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More_Blue_Flags
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Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Rosberg
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Hulkenberg
6. Ricciardo
7. Kvyat
8. Sainz
9. Raikonnen
10. Perez
Pole. Vettel
Fastest Lap. Rosberg
ROTR Ericsson
IIDOTR. Hulkenberg
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Sainz
DBTMOTR. Raikkonen
DNQ.Nil
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Hulkenberg
6. Ricciardo
7. Kvyat
8. Sainz
9. Raikonnen
10. Perez
Pole. Vettel
Fastest Lap. Rosberg
ROTR Ericsson
IIDOTR. Hulkenberg
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Sainz
DBTMOTR. Raikkonen
DNQ.Nil
CoopsII wrote:Wouldnt it be lovely if just for once someone said "I really want to emulate Boutsen and get a decent, if not spectacular, result with some solid points".
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Bobby Doorknobs
- Posts: 4066
- Joined: 30 Jul 2014, 17:52
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
Simtek's predictions
2015 ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE SOVIET PEOPLE MARCHING UNITED TOWARD FREEDOM Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Hulkenberg
6. Massa
7. Bottas
8. Pérez
9. Kvyat
10. Ricciardo
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR The diesel spillage in FP1
IIDOTR. Force India
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Pérez
DNQ. Nyet
2015 ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE SOVIET PEOPLE MARCHING UNITED TOWARD FREEDOM Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Hulkenberg
6. Massa
7. Bottas
8. Pérez
9. Kvyat
10. Ricciardo
Pole. Hamilton
Fastest Lap. Hamilton
ROTR The diesel spillage in FP1
IIDOTR. Force India
1st Ret. Alonso
MLP. Verstappen
DBTMOTR. Pérez
DNQ. Nyet
#FreeGonzo
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Grosjean
10. Kvyat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Grosjean
10. Kvyat
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Alonso
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
East Londoner's Predictions
2015 Glorious Grand Prix of Socialism, held at Sochi
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Maldonado
7. Grosjean
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Verstappen
IIDOTR: Lotus
DBTMOTR: Verstappen
MLP: Sainz
DNQ: nope.wmv
2015 Glorious Grand Prix of Socialism, held at Sochi
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Maldonado
7. Grosjean
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Verstappen
IIDOTR: Lotus
DBTMOTR: Verstappen
MLP: Sainz
DNQ: nope.wmv
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
Re: 2015 Russian Grand Prix predictions
2015 Olympic Car Park Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Perez
8. Grosjean
9. Verstappen
10. Ericsson
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso - quite literally throws his toys out of the pram and crashes with Hülk
IIDOTR: Ericsson
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: No
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Perez
8. Grosjean
9. Verstappen
10. Ericsson
Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Alonso - quite literally throws his toys out of the pram and crashes with Hülk
IIDOTR: Ericsson
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: No
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"