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Jacques (effing) Villeneuve could return to making crap Folk albums again this year if the Stefan GP team doesn't sign him up for the F1 Team they haven't got - to gain entry to compete in the 2010 F1 World Championship, PLANET AUTOPASS NEWS has learned.
The baggy old 1997 F1 world champion is understood to have agreed terms to promote another painful grunge/folk crossover album sung in French if the Serbian squad doesn't sign him, even though they still don't have an entry, a technical director, a windtunnel, sponsors, or most importantly a good enough name or logo with which to enter the pinnacle of Motorsport (or even F1)!
Sources close to the team have told PLANET AUTOPASS NEWS that the 38-year-old Canadian would likely be joined by Japanese driver Kazuki Nakajima on piano, with Indian Karun Chandhok serving as a backing singer and lead sitarist.
Chandhok wrote on his Twitter account, however, that nothing had been signed yet and that he would rather "eat his own feet" than appear on the wispy haired whinge pants second failed album in 3 years.
"To clarify, at the moment, I have no gig and I hate Jacques Villeneuve's music anyway!"
Effing Villeneuve has not released an album since 2007, although the Canadian has admitted he was actively seeking an option to return to music and another chance to annoy French Canadians with his peculiar brand of naff music that has a niche appeal smaller than that of the Grand Prix Masters series and with about the same chance of success.
The former Williams, BAR and Renault whinger "has been" is understood to be training in the Austrian Alps (Sound of crap Music anyone?) and has remained actively annoying since leaving grand prix racing - having participated in two Le Mans 24 Hours races for Peugeot, an aborted NASCAR campaign and a duet with Celine Dion that she was too traumatised by to release as a single.
Stefan GP, who has bought the rights to use Toyota's leftover bits for this year, is scheduled to hang around prodding people until they finally give in and give them the grid slot that USF1 are clearly going to forfeit. The team has also sent equipment (including an out of tune folk guitar) to Bahrain and Malaysia in case it doesn't receive an entry and JV has to prove he's not bluffing.
Although the Serbian squad does not have an entry (did we mention that already?), doubts still surround the future of the USF1 and Campos Metalshop projects, both of which are listed in the 2010 line-up but are currently being held hostage by members of a Serbian Government controlled Motorsports Council Junta at their respective Headquarters, both of which have been forcably been put up for sale.
Thankfully, Jacques (effing) Villeneuve was unavailable for comment or indeed a sing-song!
The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Pap!
How did I miss that pun for all those years?
