JV Threatens to release New Album unless he gets a drive!

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TeamTipper wrote:JV is old grey and bald. Saying that we have now Schumacher (possibly both brothers!) De La Rossa and now J.V. F1 should have 2 classes. Young and Old.


With respect, being ageist about it isn't the point is it? It's about the fact that some older drivers can still cut it and some cant. Just like some younger drivers. ;)
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Nuppiz wrote:With the rate of old drivers coming back to the series, we should soon hear that Jan Lammers has been confirmed as Campos' second driver.

Its only a matter of time until Mansell tests a Lotus.


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*Digital Punchintheface*


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FerrariStu wrote:Hilarious post
- Post of the year so far, my friend.

Nuppiz wrote:Ahem. Watka was a male the last time I checked.
- Yeah, I'm sorry I disappointed you on that one, Nuppiz.
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watka wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Ahem. Watka was a male the last time I checked.

- Yeah, I'm sorry I disappointed you on that one, Nuppiz.

Sorry watka. I thought for your nick you could be a woman. My apologies, this is my second fail today :lol:
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Phoenix wrote:
watka wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Ahem. Watka was a male the last time I checked.

- Yeah, I'm sorry I disappointed you on that one, Nuppiz.

Sorry watka. I thought for your nick you could be a woman. My apologies, this is my second fail today :lol:


Forget kicking your backside, you deserve one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

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watka wrote:Forget kicking your backside, you deserve one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Only kidding, although it would be cool if I could actually do that.

Ouch!
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FerrariStu wrote:The baggy old 1997 F1 world champion is understood to have agreed terms to promote another painful grunge/folk crossover album sung in French if the Serbian squad doesn't sign him, even though they still don't have an entry, a technical director, a windtunnel, sponsors, or most importantly a good enough name or logo with which to enter the pinnacle of Motorsport (or even F1)!


Surely this would come under the UN's definition of cruel and unjust torture, wouldn't it?
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mario wrote:
FerrariStu wrote:The baggy old 1997 F1 world champion is understood to have agreed terms to promote another painful grunge/folk crossover album sung in French if the Serbian squad doesn't sign him, even though they still don't have an entry, a technical director, a windtunnel, sponsors, or most importantly a good enough name or logo with which to enter the pinnacle of Motorsport (or even F1)!

Surely this would come under the UN's definition of cruel and unjust torture, wouldn't it?

It sounds more like racketeering.
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Phoenix wrote:
mario wrote:
FerrariStu wrote:The baggy old 1997 F1 world champion is understood to have agreed terms to promote another painful grunge/folk crossover album sung in French if the Serbian squad doesn't sign him, even though they still don't have an entry, a technical director, a windtunnel, sponsors, or most importantly a good enough name or logo with which to enter the pinnacle of Motorsport (or even F1)!

Surely this would come under the UN's definition of cruel and unjust torture, wouldn't it?

It sounds more like racketeering.


Sounds like some of the teams in NASCAR, but then again, those teams just start and park anyway... if you can use the word team...
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Fixed.

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Alianora La Canta wrote:Fixed.

No woman on the internet remember? {Valrys - first post at top of page 2}

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You all are invisible unless we want something.
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kowalski wrote:I don't understand some people...

How can even the possibility of JV and half shumacher in the same team not be the greatest F1 Reject news of the year???



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kowalski wrote:How can even the possibility of JV and half shumacher in the same team not be the greatest F1 Reject news of the year???

Hell yeah! And at the end of the season when the only thing they've achieved is a massive wage bill we can all laugh at an F1 world where no-ones takes heed of the lessons from Toyota.
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