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by ibsey » 17 Feb 2010, 22:19
Apologies Shinji, perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough but my last post was meant as a joke, as Seb Vettel looked like one of the Hanson brothers to me. Anyway thanks for the info.
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by DemocalypseNow » 17 Feb 2010, 22:40
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!!
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by Ross Prawn » 18 Feb 2010, 00:28
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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by coops » 18 Feb 2010, 08:19
"Mike, how do you respond to the accusation that despite working for a number of top teams and being paid more than the likes of Adrian Newey you've never really achieved any substantial success?"
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
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by madcat » 18 Feb 2010, 12:05
The Virgin gets a good seeing to
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself, "I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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by ibsey » 18 Feb 2010, 12:17
madcat wrote: The Virgin gets a good seeing to
Nice one madcat.
I guess the Virgin deserved it for not performing as it should have done 1st time out.
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by Chewie » 18 Feb 2010, 12:18
kostas22 wrote: He didn't react well to being beaten by a Toyota, let alone a 2nd hand Toyota that had been flogged to a Serbian scrap merchant! "Why didn't I think of that?" he pondered.
How ironic; Alonso loses because the Renault in front of him doesn't crash, or indeed feel inclined to pull over and let him pass!!!
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by ibsey » 18 Feb 2010, 12:19
[quote="coops"]
Bloody hell, I've got to work with the "Trulli Train" again.
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by Phoenix » 18 Feb 2010, 14:48
Some guys are trying to solve the Virgin lubrication problems.
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by Scarne » 18 Feb 2010, 15:03
Virgin still waiting on a breakthrough
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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by Ross Prawn » 18 Feb 2010, 15:31
To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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by SDHammer » 18 Feb 2010, 15:42
Phoenix wrote: Ferrari tries to mix alcoholic drinks with the fuel to gain some performance.
Kimi quits F1 as refuelling ban puts an end to his 3 keg strategy.
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by fjackdaw » 18 Feb 2010, 16:02
Mike reacts with joy at the maiden run of the new Lotus.
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by SDHammer » 18 Feb 2010, 17:14
CarlosFerreira wrote: Virgin: "Stop it, boys! It tickles!"
Mechanic on Left: Give it up boys its no use, there isn't a single bit thats better than a car designed in a wind tunnel.
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by ibsey » 18 Feb 2010, 17:16
Mechanics can't keep their eyes off Virgin's tight little chassis
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by ibsey » 18 Feb 2010, 17:21
[quote="ibsey"]
It takes FOUR Mechanics to work out how to turn on the Virgin!!!
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by thehemogoblin » 18 Feb 2010, 18:14
Rolling around in the sand is one hell of a first time.
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by shinji » 18 Feb 2010, 19:24
thehemogoblin wrote: Rolling around in the sand is one hell of a first time.
Epic.
That barely needs a caption. It's just terrifying.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by Nuppiz » 18 Feb 2010, 19:30
Insert random Kane (C&C) quote here.
Am I the only one who thinks that he looks a bit like Kane, even if I've never actually played the games where he appears?
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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by CarlosFerreira » 18 Feb 2010, 19:48
Serious; when Kovalainen came back into the pits after damaging the only front wing and found this face staring back, he must have missed Lewis and McLaren.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
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by ibsey » 18 Feb 2010, 20:15
CarlosFerreira wrote: Serious; when Kovalainen came back into the pits after damaging the only front wing and found this face staring back, he must have missed Lewis and McLaren.
True. That is a face that only a mother can love.
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by ibsey » 19 Feb 2010, 20:09
Glock tells his mechanics " The Virgin is a very nice place to put your helmet in, but you'll never guess where i've put it now"
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by madcat » 20 Feb 2010, 13:42
After Timo takes the Virgin out and leaves it out in the sandbank, worried mechanics check that everything is still intact...
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself, "I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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by RejectSteve » 22 Feb 2010, 05:36
The Virgin refuses to get on with it.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
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by thehemogoblin » 22 Feb 2010, 05:49
Sand in the backside is never pleasant, especially for a Virgin.
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by Collieafc » 22 Feb 2010, 10:48
Nuppiz wrote: Insert random Kane (C&C) quote here.
Am I the only one who thinks that he looks a bit like Kane, even if I've never actually played the games where he appears? Power shifts quickly in Virgin F1...
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by thehemogoblin » 22 Feb 2010, 11:08
I sense a disturbance in the Farce...
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by Scarne » 23 Feb 2010, 19:53
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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by madcat » 23 Feb 2010, 21:03
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself, "I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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by Popi_Larrauri » 23 Feb 2010, 21:14
Ross Prawn wrote: To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.
A-MA-ZING!
Winners have lots of friends, losers have good friends.
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by Stefangp » 24 Feb 2010, 09:04
Popi_Larrauri wrote: Ross Prawn wrote: To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.
A-MA-ZING!
I think Di Grassi ran over a cat who was using the toilet...
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by SDHammer » 25 Feb 2010, 13:59
Stefangp wrote: Popi_Larrauri wrote: Ross Prawn wrote: To make things worse, Di Grassi dropped his contact lens whilst getting out the car.
A-MA-ZING!
I think Di Grassi ran over a cat who was using the toilet...
Mechanic on Left:- Hey lads its Bono on the phone, he still hasn't found what he's looking for. Is it under the car?
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by DemocalypseNow » 25 Feb 2010, 23:45
SDHammer wrote: Mechanic on Left:- Hey lads its Bono on the phone, he still hasn't found what he's looking for. Is it under the car?
It's just as well they're not at the Hungaroring, where the streets have no name.
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by thehemogoblin » 28 Feb 2010, 08:29
Moments later, Ferrari alleged that Williams' flying was in violation of the Concorde Agreement, which says only Red Bull may give you wings.
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by MinardiFan95 » 28 Feb 2010, 09:44
Michael Schumacher's solution to the banning of team orders; just get Ralf to slam into the back of Rubens' car at the first corner.
This is a cool spot.
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by SDHammer » 28 Feb 2010, 10:16
MinardiFan95 wrote: Ralf: I can see my house from heeeerrrrreeeeeeee.
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by TomWazzleshaw » 28 Feb 2010, 10:49
thehemogoblin wrote: Ralf: "Houston we have a problem"
or
It was at this point Ralf realised that he infact hit the wrong Ferrari
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by Ross Prawn » 28 Feb 2010, 13:34
After this incident Patrick Head was heard to say that he wished they'd thought of putting a sponsor's logo on the bottom of the plank.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"