Caption this!

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 14 Mar 2010, 16:13

Michelle Schumacher and Ruby Barrichello accurately predicted the arrival of HRT F1, 10 years into the future.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 14 Mar 2010, 17:02

Hey Bernie... What's your hand doing on my knee? Take my advice - look for a Virgin driver, OK?

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 14 Mar 2010, 23:30

Alonso: "You know, Bernie, it will be good for TV ratings if Vettel's car were to somehow slow and allow Ferrari to win."
Bernie: "Ratings? I'll be right back... Sebastian, where's your car?"

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 15 Mar 2010, 00:27

Massa: I'll always be underprivileged... he should be touching my leg, not his.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 15 Mar 2010, 03:17

Michael Schumacher is disappointed to learn that he cannot reach Mercedes' new McLaren-style driver-operated airflow channel without using his arms or legs when Nico Rosberg can ...

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 15 Mar 2010, 13:41

Ross Prawn wrote:I used to have one of those when I was a lad. Then once I reached middle age I decided that a Merc was more suitable.

Quality

Tough race, Seb? You look exhausted!

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 15 Mar 2010, 16:34

coops wrote:
Before Bahrain Qualifying Session

The difference between me and Nico is I make this look good.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 15 Mar 2010, 16:36

lostpin wrote:

Massa: Quick Fernando touch Bernie make sure he's still alive

Bernie (Grabbing Alonso's Leg) I'm more alive now then I've ever been

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 15 Mar 2010, 16:38

Ross Prawn wrote:

What does this button.......OOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my, I'll save that for after practice when all the mechanics have gone.

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Mar 2010, 17:13

"Actually Seb it was nothing to do with the exhaust. The race was dire and the viewers were switching off in droves so Bernie pressed his Magic Button."

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 15 Mar 2010, 20:09

"Note to Mark Webber: No more bean burritos for pre-race meal." -- Red Bull Management

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Mar 2010, 22:24

As if there was too much overtaking, Red Bull Racing (I mean, RBR, sorry) comes with this invention so their drivers won't be passed on danger situations because of broken engine parts.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Mar 2010, 23:07

Radio to Mark: Don't mix Red Bull and curry, that's how you got food poisoning before.

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 16 Mar 2010, 09:22

Red Bull Gives You Wind

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 Mar 2010, 09:30

"Hey guys this is great! Do I get the Rear Oil Squirters and side guns for Melbourne? Take that yer little bludgers!!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 16 Mar 2010, 09:34

Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 16 Mar 2010, 09:39

Webber uses smokescreen. It is super effective.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Mar 2010, 10:43

I'm sorry Seb, but Lusious Liz isn't a Virgin. In fact, she isn't even a she. After all, how many female Bulls (particularly Red ones) have you ever seen?

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 16 Mar 2010, 12:57

'I don´t care if he is german or younger, just don´t give him my prune juice anymore!'

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 16 Mar 2010, 13:23

XurizManson wrote:

(For fans of Kids in the Hall)

Rubens: I crush your head, crush,crush

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 16 Mar 2010, 19:49

thehemogoblin wrote:
Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.

XD

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:25

Don't give me that blah, blah, blah...

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:28

Schumi has just said at your age you should have a better haircut and not have a double chin!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:36

Rubens: "And so, Jenson was like: oh please, Rubens, let me have the title, I've nothing else in my life..., and I'm like: Fo'shizzle, my nizzle!"
Williams mechanic: "Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus..."

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:38

C'mon Sebastian, I know you are sad. But don't give ME that face, give it to the Renault guys over there!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:39

Anyone know what Webber had for lunch? He stinks

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 16 Mar 2010, 22:21

Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wind

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 18 Mar 2010, 06:13

"Sure, you have more follicles but at least my hair is longer."

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 18 Mar 2010, 11:00

What's in the bottle? Liquified sheep hearts... it's perfect with salt, pepper, and a tiny pinch of nutmeg

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 18 Mar 2010, 12:45

Scarne wrote:

Rubens: I went fishing last week and caught a fish "this" big.

Gilles27 · Post by **Gilles27** » 18 Mar 2010, 13:25

Rubens: What's this? Go on. Don't know? It's Sooty in the nude!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sooty

coops · Post by **coops** » 18 Mar 2010, 18:56

"No seriously, Frank promised me a 5 year contract."

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 18 Mar 2010, 20:27

Hey buddies, please caption this one:

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 18 Mar 2010, 20:28

- HEY HANDSOME!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 18 Mar 2010, 20:36

Nelson was reluctant to join Williams for 1986, fortunately Frank knew how to sweeten the deal.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Mar 2010, 21:27

"Portrait of a true winner".

Post by **Nuppiz** » 18 Mar 2010, 21:41

"A cigarette, a cold beer, a hot chick and a Formula One championship. What more could a man ask for?"

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 18 Mar 2010, 23:28

Now that has got to be any mans dream!

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 19 Mar 2010, 00:25

McLaren knew how to get their drivers to do sponsor meetings.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 19 Mar 2010, 02:42

A literal trophy girl.