Caption this!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Mar 2010, 15:06

Moreno doesn't need Red Bull for wings.

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 26 Mar 2010, 15:22

'Smell my flower' adaptation for mechanics

The oldest trick in the book

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 26 Mar 2010, 16:37

MP4-25: Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a McLaren MP4-25 racing car. I became operational at the McLaren plant in Woking, Surrey on the 29th January, 2010. My instructor was Mr. Whitmarsh, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Bernie: Yes, I'd like to hear it. Sing it for me.
MP4-25: It's called "Daisy."..."Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 26 Mar 2010, 19:07

Roberto : It's the fastest this car has ever gone, I'm flying! Oh....shite.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 26 Mar 2010, 19:42

"Inglorious Basterds"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Mar 2010, 23:30

Senna: Did you see how I lasted longer than both of the Virgins in Bahrain?
Chandhok: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 28 Mar 2010, 00:41

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:15

Cynon wrote:

Bernie: This is Jenson's car, correct? I see you've added weight to this car to make Hamilton look genuinely faster... approved!

Charlie Whiting: As long as its a Ferrari everything's fine, this is a Ferrari, right Ron?
Ron Dennis: Uh, absolutely...

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 28 Mar 2010, 04:03

Schumacher: "I heard if Massa wins, you're going to run back to Renault with your tail between your legs."

Post by **Nuppiz** » 28 Mar 2010, 12:09

Guess who's going to replace you next season?

Chewie · Post by **Chewie** » 28 Mar 2010, 12:45

He was so busy signing her book that he failed to notice her subtle signals about exactly which sex act she'd like to perform on him!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 28 Mar 2010, 13:05

I have the Official FIA 89 season book, and theres a picture of Eddie and Roberto behind the barriers, and Eddies holding two fingers up, the bizzare thing being its the wrong two fingers.

And since when was Moreno a reject?

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 28 Mar 2010, 13:23

tristan1117 wrote:
Cynon wrote:

Bernie: This is Jenson's car, correct? I see you've added weight to this car to make Hamilton look genuinely faster... approved!

Charlie Whiting: As long as its a Ferrari everything's fine, this is a Ferrari, right Ron?
Ron Dennis: Uh, absolutely...

Ron Dennis??

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Mar 2010, 15:51

ADx_Wales wrote:And since when was Moreno a reject?

He's probably the most legendary non-reject on this forum.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 28 Mar 2010, 17:05

redbulljack14 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:And since when was Moreno a reject?

He's probably the most legendary non-reject on this forum.

Its my opinion that someone needs to write his bio regardless of not being a reject. I mean Cmon, the guy drove for Coloni, Eurobrun, AGS, Minardi, Forti and GODDAMN ANDREA MODA.

I think he deserves a profile as a honorary reject

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 Mar 2010, 20:36

"Ach, ve vill see just who is das best after zer first corner!"

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 Mar 2010, 21:02

DonTirri wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:And since when was Moreno a reject?

He's probably the most legendary non-reject on this forum.

Its my opinion that someone needs to write his bio regardless of not being a reject. I mean Cmon, the guy drove for Coloni, Eurobrun, AGS, Minardi, Forti and GODDAMN ANDREA MODA.

I think he deserves a profile as a honorary reject

he actually raced for andrea moda

he's a real hero!

wel, make a 'submitted article' with the forum?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Mar 2010, 21:28

This wrote:he actually raced for andrea moda

he's a real hero!

wel, make a 'submitted article' with the forum?

The best thing about when he qualified at Monaco 92' is that in pre-qualifying, he beat undoubtedly the greatest Formula One driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 28 Mar 2010, 21:30

I'll tell you whey Moreno ist not a Reject, and not even a "Lucky Bastard"

2nd at Suzuka in 1990, which was WELL EARNED, despite the Senna-Prost collision , the Berger spin, and the Mansell pit-exit over-exhuberance.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 Mar 2010, 23:21

he's just someone with the true reject-spirit who managed to unrejectify himself!

something not many drivers achieved (most of the non-rejects didn't have the 'better drive something than nothing' spirit)

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 29 Mar 2010, 00:05

You know you're screwed when David Coulthard is a sex icon.

Hmm... did someone press Z or R twice?

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 29 Mar 2010, 13:02

Melbourne 2010: A Summary

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 29 Mar 2010, 14:22

Nuppiz wrote:

Look Fernando I'm a Monster it says so on my helmet.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 29 Mar 2010, 15:45

Scarne wrote:Melbourne 2010: A Summary

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. :lol:

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 29 Mar 2010, 15:56

Ever ask Damon Hill what I do to people that piss me off?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 29 Mar 2010, 21:11

Michael: I'm telling you i'm undoubtedly the greatest Formula 1 driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced!
Fernando: No you ain't, Ukyo Katayama is.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 30 Mar 2010, 00:33

Scarne wrote:Melbourne 2010: A Summary

Simply amazing.. :lol:

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 30 Mar 2010, 07:36

lostpin wrote:
Scarne wrote:Melbourne 2010: A Summary

You need to start a new thread with every race summary like this one. Spot on. Can you do Bahrain?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Mar 2010, 10:42

Scarne wrote:Melbourne 2010: A Summary

That is simply awesome :lol:

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 30 Mar 2010, 14:14

ty folks. No plans for any others, since I think the joke would get old very quickly

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 31 Mar 2010, 19:54

Scarne wrote:ty folks. No plans for any others, since I think the joke would get old very quickly

You may be right there. But that a 10/10 for lolness.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 01 Apr 2010, 13:53

Could do a season review out of it though

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 01 Apr 2010, 16:09

Collieafc wrote:Could do a season review out of it though

I mein spare time I direct ze traffic in Rome

Post by **mario** » 01 Apr 2010, 16:16

Scarne wrote:ty folks. No plans for any others, since I think the joke would get old very quickly

If you did it for every race, then it would (and besides, not every race lends itself to such a scenario) - but for the occasional race where all hell breaks loose, then perhaps you might be tempted to do another of these photo sequences?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 01 Apr 2010, 19:04

"Bad driver management; Exhibit A"

coops · Post by **coops** » 01 Apr 2010, 19:43

RM "SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!"

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:40

All you ever did at Monaco was spectacularly crash into Patrese, I qualified TWO shi*boxes so beat that!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 01 Apr 2010, 21:12

"Believe me, one day you'll become as balding as me."

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 01 Apr 2010, 23:40

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Apr 2010, 00:36

"Don't you even start with me about lack of talent. I won a CART race, qualified for Monaco in an Andrea Moda, and didn't crash John Menard's IndyCar all by myself!... Not to mention I never raised my children to be notorious failures!"