Caption this!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 02 Apr 2010, 01:13

Moreno: "This looks shoped, I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite some shops in my time!"

coops · Post by **coops** » 02 Apr 2010, 11:36

"You mark my words, that boy of yours will cause nothing but trouble!"

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 02 Apr 2010, 11:51

"I'm telling you, that Schumacher boy will amount to nothing. My seat is secure..."

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 02 Apr 2010, 11:56

Is that Eddie Jordan over there?

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 02 Apr 2010, 13:08

"Pull my finger!"

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 03 Apr 2010, 11:29

"... so I tell Brun, either you let me drive for Benetton or I'll blow your brains out."

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 03 Apr 2010, 12:50

Nelson: If you think i'm fast, wait till you see my son!
Roberto: If only I had a real gun in my hand.

coops · Post by **coops** » 03 Apr 2010, 18:43

"Smell this then tell me if you think I need more fibre"

captainhappy · Post by **captainhappy** » 03 Apr 2010, 23:17

Scarne wrote:Melbourne 2010: A Summary

Awesome work!

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 03 Apr 2010, 23:48

"No, I really am only 32 years old"

Not funny, but true.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 03 Apr 2010, 23:57

GET.
OFF.
MY.
CAR.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 04 Apr 2010, 00:39

CarlosFerreira wrote:

GET.
OFF.
MY.
CAR.

The funny thing is, they could both be saying that to each other. The quote makes sense for both drivers.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 04 Apr 2010, 10:47

de Cesaris-"You think Camel is better than Marlboro, fool?"
Piquet-"Whatever, men. In any case, our cars are crap, so..."
Boutsen-"Mind getting those junk heaps outta my way? And Barclay is better, just sayin'."

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 04 Apr 2010, 14:45

patricksnead24 wrote:Hi,

I also think, they are Giancarlo Minardi and Gabriele Rum.

Thanks,

What the frenk?

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 06 Apr 2010, 14:10

A rare point for Roberto Moreno

thalion · Post by **thalion** » 09 Apr 2010, 03:59

Scarne wrote:

A rare point for Roberto Moreno

Ok, now this one made me laugh.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Apr 2010, 10:25

De Cesaris: Are you teaching your son to drive?
Piquet: Yeah he's gonna take after me
De Cesaris: By winning 3 world championships?
Piquet: Nah, he's gonna cause a pileup at Monaco and drive very badly.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 11 Apr 2010, 18:39

Ross Prawn wrote:

Raikkonen's role model.

And mine, except for the smoking part.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 13 Apr 2010, 09:24

A slightly edited picture but here we go!

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 13 Apr 2010, 10:16

Bleu wrote:A slightly edited picture but here we go!

David: I did that on purpose!
Eddie: Yeah... right.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Apr 2010, 10:18

Bleu wrote:

Oh my goodness! I have never seen THAT before! And I still haven't, because both then and now, my eyes were closed...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 13 Apr 2010, 12:08

Announcer "And now we return to Great Moments In F1 Punditry and we have got one of the greatest moments in F1 punditry to show you today. That's right, it is David Coulthard's pit entry at the 1995 Australian GP."
DC "Oh my goodness, I have seen that many times before"
Eddie "Why's that"
DC "Frank Williams kept showing me that footage when I kept asking him why I would not drive for his team in '96"

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 13 Apr 2010, 13:05

DC: I knew things were going badly when I was passed by another Williams - Frank Williams.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Apr 2010, 13:53

Eddie: "No comments..."
David: "Shut up. I only did that because Frank told me to do so to allow Damon Hill to win, and because he told me he was going to let me drive in the team for 1996, instead of throwing me into McLaren."

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 13 Apr 2010, 14:29

Phoenix wrote:

DC: I only did that cause Frank told me to park my car in a position as to maximise coverage for Rothmans
EJ: :roll:

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 13 Apr 2010, 14:53

DC: "This was the very moment I realised I would never win the World Championship."
EJ: "Its the same moment I vowed never to sign you."

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 13 Apr 2010, 16:46

"...only to find some practical joker had moved the entire pit lane to the left"

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 13 Apr 2010, 18:42

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 13 Apr 2010, 22:55

DC: 95 was not my year, but this year, Is my year!
Eddie: Yeah....You say that since 2004.....

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Apr 2010, 22:57

MaxZero wrote:

"...only to find some practical joker had moved the entire pit lane to the left"

Brilliant! :lol:

Ultimate racing drivers' excuse?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Apr 2010, 10:53

I only crashed because HWNSNBM told me to.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 14 Apr 2010, 12:40

redbulljack14 wrote:

I only crashed because HWNSNBM told me to.

If only he'd say that, he'd be immediately forgiven.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Apr 2010, 23:15

I have no caption.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 Apr 2010, 23:18

redbulljack14 wrote:

I have no caption.

Vive. Le. France.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 14 Apr 2010, 23:22

Heidfeld: Hey Robert, isn't pretending like we have personalities fun?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 Apr 2010, 00:02

Heidfeld: "Hehehe, and he'll have to eat that everyday at Renault."
Kubica: "Oh, mon dieu."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 15 Apr 2010, 00:45

Nick Heidfeld: "Everything you see at this table comes from a country we invaded."

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 15 Apr 2010, 02:50

Heidfeld: Dont worry! My seat in mercedes is secure! Schumacher never returns! Now, eat some french cheese and smile.
Kubica: ok.

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Apr 2010, 06:55

"Look at ze little flag! I am like a giant!"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 15 Apr 2010, 07:06

Nick Heidfeld: "I'll stake the entire nation of France on the belief that I'll be racing with Mercedes in 2010."
Robert Kubica: "Crap! He's clearly thought about this - Renault are French! If he doesn't get a drive with Mercedes, he'll just take my seat at Renault. Wait, does Nick even own France? When did this happen"