Caption this!

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 09 Sep 2010, 18:50

ADx_Wales wrote:Nothing needs to be said.

You are my favorite person on this forum.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 09 Sep 2010, 19:55

Hamilton: Adrian, mind taking out Webber sometime later this season, or at least blocking him so I can pass him? I need to look talented and godly and I can't do that by myself...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Sep 2010, 21:55

Ferrari Is Alwaysgonnawin

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Sep 2010, 05:40

The official FIA team

Hamilton: My car is better than yours.
Sutil: Wait till 2010, Lewis. I will block your ass in Sepang!
Kimi: Where's my Coke and Magnum?

JV: Look at my hair, it will be purple and blonde!
HHF: *sigh* *smiles*

MAH GAME MAH WIN

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 11 Sep 2010, 00:47

Shizuka wrote:

MAH GAME MAH WIN

Is this why Jacques kept on with BAR?

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Sep 2010, 00:41

Sometimes a cigar is just not a cigar.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 12 Sep 2010, 07:35

This summer, only on FOX ...
From the creator of "Home Improvement" ...
And some guy who writes "Two And A Half Men" ...

One is a washed-up singer/songwriter
The other is German
Somehow, they have to live together

Jaqcues Villeneuve and Heinz-Harald Frenzten are ...

"BLACK-FLAGGED".

FOX - heavy on drama, light on entertainment.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 Sep 2010, 10:57

Jenson only realised the sort of trouble he was into when he first watched Lewis practice his Jedi tricks.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 12 Sep 2010, 11:02

Captain Hammer wrote:

This summer, only on FOX ...
From the creator of "Home Improvement" ...
And some guy who writes "Two And A Half Men" ...

One is a washed-up singer/songwriter
The other is German
Somehow, they have to live together

Jaqcues Villeneuve and Heinz-Harald Frenzten are ...

"BLACK-FLAGGED".

FOX - heavy on drama, light on entertainment.

When I read that I thought about something similar to this.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 12 Sep 2010, 20:50

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Jenson only realised the sort of trouble he was into when he first watched Lewis practice his Jedi tricks.

McLaren's new egg-themed wallpaper did not please Lewis Hamilton.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Sep 2010, 23:14

Lewis was not impressed by Bahrain's use of oil insted of champagne.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 12 Sep 2010, 23:24

Hamilton is not amused

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Sep 2010, 03:31

Wizzie wrote:When I read that I thought about something similar to this.

Yep, that was the idea. The picture just reminded me of a promotional shot for one of those dodgy 1980s sitcoms about two people who are polar opposites and cannot stand one another, but through crazy random happenstance, they're forced to live together. Various plotlines would no doubt involve Villeneuve being more interested in his dream of being a singer/songwriter, and Frentzen trying to get over his girlfriend leaving him for a more-talented rival.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 13 Sep 2010, 07:05

JeremyMcClean wrote:
Shizuka wrote:

MAH GAME MAH WIN

Is this why Jacques kept on with BAR?

Yes!

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 14 Sep 2010, 07:41

Hamilton leaves Italy with egg on his face

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 19 Sep 2010, 22:39

'Kill him'

coops · Post by **coops** » 20 Sep 2010, 08:27

"Na na naah. Cant heeaar you. Baaaaaahh!"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Sep 2010, 12:16

-"Oh, sorry, I was listening to Lady Gaga. Were you telling me anything about my contract?"-

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 20 Sep 2010, 13:02

"It sounds like Seb is having another brake failure. You honestly can't hear him?"

Post by **mario** » 20 Sep 2010, 14:32

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 20 Sep 2010, 20:10

Cover render by a severely retarded jellyfish.

patrick · Post by **patrick** » 20 Sep 2010, 21:59

mario wrote:

doesn't show, the url suggests you might have been trying to post this?

deserves to be posted anyway :lol:

my caption would be something along the lines of "Mark Webber is bewildered when mechanics show him Monza-spec rear wing (behind) that appears to be made by Ikea"

Post by **Nuppiz** » 21 Sep 2010, 11:48

New cost-cutting measures makes it mandatory for drivers to have an ordinary day job as well, supporting their team's funding with their earnings.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 21 Sep 2010, 11:55

patrick wrote:

Voiceover Guy: "This week on "Domestic Blitz", the team renovate the house of a certain German F1 Driver..." (Australian users should know what I'm talking about)

OR

Not to be outdone by Robert Kubica, Mark Webber tries DIY on Sebastian Vettel's new kitchen...

Post by **mario** » 21 Sep 2010, 11:57

patrick wrote:
mario wrote:

doesn't show, the url suggests you might have been trying to post this?

deserves to be posted anyway
my caption would be something along the lines of "Mark Webber is bewildered when mechanics show him Monza-spec rear wing (behind) that appears to be made by Ikea"

Strange - when I posted that image link yesterday, it worked fine.

Anyway, my caption is "Mark Webber was less then impressed with the new helmet design for Singapore"

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 21 Sep 2010, 12:21

Mark Webber's audition for a CGU Insurance ad.
Voiceover: "whoever you are"
Webber: "Mark!"
Voiceover: "whatever you do"
Webber: "Builder/number 2 driver!"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Sep 2010, 14:47

"Hi, I'm Mark Webber, and I'm going to perform, with the help of some nice folks, the "Demolition of Horner's house". Do I look gangsta with this pose?"-

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 21 Sep 2010, 15:20

To boost sales, Men At Work's record company came up with this concept for their upcoming 30th anniversary edition of the "Down Under" single.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 23 Sep 2010, 14:28

coops · Post by **coops** » 23 Sep 2010, 15:04

"For sure, Im targetting a top 15 finish. Anything less than that will be a complete failure."

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 23 Sep 2010, 15:07

Debaser wrote:

"Yes, I am trying to create a full-face crash helmet purely from my own hair."

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Sep 2010, 15:09

I-I-I-I-I'm a Bavaria beer bloke.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Sep 2010, 15:53

With Chewbacca joining Sauber, his former team Han Solo is said to be in negotiations to drive for Force India in 2011.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 23 Sep 2010, 18:22

CarlosFerreira wrote:

With Chewbacca joining Sauber, his Friend Luke Skywalker is said to be in negotiations to drive for Force India in 2011.

Fixed.....*waves hand in jedi style....*

Post by **mario** » 23 Sep 2010, 20:10

coops wrote:
"For sure, Im targetting a top 15 finish. Anything less than that will be a complete failure."

That comment works so much better when said in a cod Germanic accent...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 23 Sep 2010, 20:17

Not many people know Nick Heidfeld is actually made of wood.

How can Mark Webber be a Canberry Milk Kid when people keep stealing his damn MILK!?!

or...

How to make F1 drivers likeable to old-school NASCAR fans: Make them build their own houses.

Post by **mario** » 23 Sep 2010, 21:57

Cynon wrote:Not many people know Nick Heidfeld is actually made of wood.

No - he's made of the most imperturbable substance known to man: Bridgestone F1 tyres...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 23 Sep 2010, 22:25

mario wrote:
Cynon wrote:Not many people know Nick Heidfeld is actually made of wood.

No - he's made of the most imperturbable substance known to man: Bridgestone F1 tyres...

The soft compound?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 23 Sep 2010, 22:29

Heidfeld: "Peter..."
Sauber: "Don't say it."
Heidfeld: "We could have had this way earlier, but noooo - 14 races of De La Rosa bulls**t and me having to defend Michael's mediocre performances. For the love of god..."

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 24 Sep 2010, 06:19

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Sporting Pabst Blue Ribbon and Parliament Cigarette sponsorship, Nick Heidfeld becomes the first hipster to join the F1 circus.