F1 drivers as food

watka · Post by **watka** » 21 Dec 2013, 23:29

Alex Solero-Roig

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 28 Dec 2013, 13:05

dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Dec 2013, 14:34

dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.

You mean a reenactment of Senna and Irvine (Suzuka 1993), just with a bloodier outcome?

wsrgo · Post by **wsrgo** » 30 Dec 2013, 10:30

dr-baker wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Kevin Magnum-sen

I now have a mental picture of Kimi marching into the McLaren garage and taking a bite out of his head. And this isn't in a zombie film either.

You mean a reenactment of Senna and Irvine (Suzuka 1993), just with a bloodier outcome?

Creamier, perhaps?

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 15 Apr 2015, 18:48

Sergio Pearez
Max Stilton
Jules Chianti
Estebun Fruitiérrez
Roberto Berry/Sherry/Cherry...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Apr 2015, 10:06

Charles Pic 'n' Mix
Jam-es Hunt

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Apr 2015, 16:23

Derek Dairy
Choco Landi

Nah...I don't have the imagination required for this.

tBone · Post by **tBone** » 17 Apr 2015, 17:58

What about Domenico Stracciatella?

Post by **tommykl** » 18 Apr 2015, 01:21

Pablo Burger?

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 18 Apr 2015, 01:27

I know a kebab house named Sato and a Pita bar named Amon, does that count?

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 19 Apr 2015, 13:37

Niki Gouda.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 21 Apr 2015, 19:02

Max Chiliton
Daniil Kiwiat

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 23 Apr 2015, 06:51

Caesar Salad Cranberry

wmetcalf7 4 · Post by **wmetcalf7 4** » 23 Apr 2015, 14:28

Not a driver, but.....
Hermann Milk(e)

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 30 May 2015, 22:10

Trying not to do any already covered, but I might have....

McPearen-Mercedes
Brewis Hamilton
Heikki Clovealainen

Ferrari
Feleafe Massa
Jimmies Räikkönen

BMW Sauburnt
Robert Kubeetsa
Nick Pietfeld

Henault
Cornando Alonso
Nelson Piquant Jr. / Romaine Grosjean (seriously, no one ever did romaine)

Soyota
Jarno Grueli
Timoat Glock

S'moro Rosso-Ferrari
Jaime Algaesuari
Sébastien Crèmei

Beef-Henault
Lark Webber
Sebastian Kettle

Krilliams-Soyota
Nicola Rosberg (still a name lol)
Kazuki Rackajima

Wurst India-Mercedes
Adrian Shootil
Pancarlo Fisichella

Prawn-Mercedes
Jenson Cutton
Rubens Barrijello

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Oct 2015, 21:27

Alex Rossi ice cream

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 02 Mar 2016, 03:55

Pastor Maltonado
Jellyon Palm Oil
Pascallion Wehrlein

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 02 Mar 2016, 15:47

I don't care if it's not food but

Ricola Larini

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 02 Mar 2016, 18:29

Pascallop Wehrlein....

I'll get my coat

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 02 Mar 2016, 22:00

Lewis

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 02 Mar 2016, 22:55

Kebab Magnussen
Pepsi Max Verstappen
Jolyoghurt Palmer

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 03 Apr 2016, 04:13

Stoffee Vandoorne
Swaffle Vandoorne
Stoffel Vancorn
Stoffel Flandoorne

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 03 Apr 2016, 23:10

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Swaffle Vandoorne

You don't want to know what the verb 'swaffel' means in dutch

(DO NOT google)

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 04 Apr 2016, 10:49

This wrote:
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Swaffle Vandoorne

You don't want to know what the verb 'swaffel' means in dutch (DO NOT google)

Telling me not to made me too intrigued not to. I found out that it won a vote to be Dutch Word of the Year in 2008!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 04 Apr 2016, 15:02

Toffee Vandoorne.

That's what I always think when I hear the name.

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 04 Apr 2016, 18:15

I think of Robert Doornbos when I hear Stoffel's name: Stoffel Vandoornbos.

This thread should be renamed 'Stoffel Vandoorne as Food'.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 04 Apr 2016, 23:28

Rob Dylan wrote:I think of Robert Doornbos when I hear Stoffel's name: Stoffel Vandoornbos.

This thread should be renamed 'Stoffel Vandoorne as Food'.

And then rename it "cannibalism", and then rename it "Vandoorne misses Australia for arm transplant" and then start a new thread "Button going to jail?" and then give Vandoorne IIDOTR for getting points in Bahrain with a new arm

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 05 Apr 2016, 11:16

Scientists will analyse this thread one day.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 26 Apr 2016, 10:03

Biscotti Spead

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 26 Apr 2016, 11:40

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Biscotti Spead

Bis = twice
Cotti = cooked

and Scott Speed is twice a Reject in both F1 and IndyCar plus a You Lucky B*stard in NASCAR (in my opinion a top 5 or 3 top 10s)

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 27 Jun 2016, 03:28

Sebastian Fettuccine
Tart Cross
Rikky von Opal Fruits
Christian Dinner

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jun 2016, 14:37

Christian Döner

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 07 Apr 2017, 05:35

John Watson
Allan MkNish
Pierogluigi Martini
Antonio Giovinutsi

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Mar 2019, 07:06

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 17 Mar 2019, 16:49

2019 Newcomers:
Alex Almond
Lando Porridge
George Ricell

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 17 Mar 2019, 22:21

Brawndo Noris, surely? It's got electrolytes.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Mar 2021, 13:15

Also, hashtag we say no to Marzipan.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 03 Apr 2021, 20:42

Nikita Marzipan. Along with a bunch of things you could change from "pin"....

Forti · Post by **Forti** » 06 Oct 2022, 07:29

Life have their own cereal !(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(cereal))
Wolfgang von Trips… to the fridge

Jean-Denis Delitraz

Jo Olive Garden-er (works for everyone with a name ending in gartner)
Max Chiliton

Beef Jerky Jarvilehto
Berry McCarthy
Alex Coffee
Ropearto Moreno
Andrea Soba
Pizookie Nakajima
Dan Yogurtney
Fonduemetal

Foodmula 1 2022

Red Bull:
Max Bratwurstappen
Caesargio Salad Perez

Mercedeez Nuts

:
Lewis HAMilton
George Russet

Ferrari:
Charles Eclair
Carls Jr. Sainz

McLaren’s:
Lando Nori-s
Daniel Avocado

Alpine:
Fernando Almondso
Taste Testeban Ocon

AlphaTauri:
Pear Gasly
Yuki Tsusoda

Aston Martini:
Seabasstian Vegetable
Lunch Stroll

Williams:
Alexander Almond
Nicolas Latikki masala

Alfredo Romeo:
Valtteri Botato
Zhou Guacamole

Haash Browns:
Kevin Magnumsen
McSchumacher’s

Extras:
Nico Hulkenberger
Nyck de Fries

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 06 Oct 2022, 14:15

Don't forget to put the Nyck De Fries in the Nyck Diepvries (dutch for refridgerator)