F1 drivers as food

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 11 Nov 2009, 23:03

Bertrand Baguette's upcoming test with Renault inspired me to start this one...

How about Johnny Sherbert or Lewis Spamilton?

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 11 Nov 2009, 23:22

Jenson Buttons

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 11 Nov 2009, 23:34

Kimi RyeSconeChicken

SandwichBread Vegetable

This is so much harder than I imagined

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 11 Nov 2009, 23:35

Senokot laxatives are made with natural (Bruno) Senna.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 12 Nov 2009, 00:59

Weirdest. Thread. Ever.

Enrique Bernoldi · Post by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 12 Nov 2009, 02:09

"Heinz Beans" Frentzen.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 12 Nov 2009, 04:23

Heinz Ketchup Frentzen -- complete with #57 on the car.

Paolo Barilla... come on...

Some fairly racist NASCAR blogger called JPM "Juan Pablo Montaco" once...

Marco/Michael/Mario Spaghetti :X

I do like Lewis Spamilton.

Sebastien Bourdais has been nicknamed SeaBass before.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 12 Nov 2009, 05:34

Fernando Garbanzo (...bean)

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 12 Nov 2009, 07:19

Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 12 Nov 2009, 07:21

fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 12 Nov 2009, 09:10

Heinz Bean Frankfurter

Nico Hülkenberger

Lewis Hamilscone

Nick Cabbagefield

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 12 Nov 2009, 09:51

Gingerbread Burger

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 12 Nov 2009, 10:58

Something a little more exotic:

Niki Bagnacauda http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagna_C%C3%A0uda
Robert Kapustnica http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapustnica

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 12 Nov 2009, 11:13

RejectSteve wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.

Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel. :lol:

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 12 Nov 2009, 11:54

lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel.

Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter!

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 12 Nov 2009, 13:53

fjackdaw wrote:
lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel.

Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter!

The first rule of this topic - there are no rules...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 Nov 2009, 13:54

Gerhard (beef)Berger

Michael Sconemaker

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 Nov 2009, 14:10

-Giancarlo Baghetti (real name)
-Geki soup (a bit stupid but..)
-Emerson Fritticaldi
-Teritaki Inoue
-Gaston Marzzipane
-Andrea Sashimi

Enrique Bernoldi · Post by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 12 Nov 2009, 14:40

I can't believe nobody has thought of this yet - Andrea De-cheddar cheese-aris!

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 12 Nov 2009, 15:53

from the 50s-60s:

Stirling Mousse
Wolfgang von Tripe
Nino Farina
Luigi Pasta & Fagioli

BabyG · Post by **BabyG** » 12 Nov 2009, 16:47

The Motorsport (Alian) Menu:

Niki Chowder
Clay Rigatoni
Bertrand Gateaux

followed by bar tender David Coulthard's Harvey Pitwallbangers

Jordan192 · Post by **Jordan192** » 12 Nov 2009, 17:02

Sebastian Vittel.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 12 Nov 2009, 20:55

extending it to team personel

Ross Prawn (i know someone on here has that nick)
Nick Fry-Up

Frank Toast

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:11

Ok, ok, it was supposed to be Vettel, a tough far fetched I know

Giancarlo FishInAKettle?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:16

WeirdKerr wrote:Frank Toast

Actually its Franz Toast...

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:27

Jam Toad... go figure who's that? :lol:

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:29

Pancake Head.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:33

Every time I see Adam Parr I want to eat a Club Sandwich...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 Nov 2009, 21:34

-Rum Cacique Dennis
-Jan Salammiers

Heck, I'm creative today :lol:

Enrique Bernoldi · Post by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:04

Alex Coffee
Alessandro Panini

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:07

Betrand Baguette !!!! Gosh. Give this man a superlicence and and Renault drive immediately. :lol:

Best driver name since Hans Stuck.

Seriously I think its pointless to imagine anything that would be more funny.

Except Jenson Baton
Robert Q Pizza

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:23

How could I forget... Antonio Pizzeria?

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:25

Sour Seed.

BabyG · Post by **BabyG** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:29

This thread is possibly 13 years in the making... any one remember the famous "Diniz in the Oven" headline?

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:34

Giancarlic Fruitinella.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 13 Nov 2009, 00:42

Gerhard Cheeseburger
Cheeseay Mallya... or Cheeseay Velveeta
Andrea de Cheesaris... de Cheddaris?
Jean Denis Delecheese
Eddie Cheeser (only one letter needed to be changed.

)
Micheesey Spoileretto
Luca Korbacikoer
Rubens Barricheddar
Velveetantonio Liuzzi
Ralf Cheesemacher
Jarno Toma

...and finally...
Aguri Sushi... SUSHI AGURI

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 13 Nov 2009, 06:41

Luis Perez Salad

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 13 Nov 2009, 11:19

I still regret that this thread isn't about using F1 drivers as food. Maybe in a future society, that will become necessary. Bagsy-me Juan Pablo Montoya.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Nov 2009, 14:03

Juan Manuel Flangio

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Nov 2009, 14:18

Piri Piri McTartney?