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Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 29 May 2012, 22:03
by Salamander
dinizintheoven wrote:Word on the street is that the Lancia V8 has become the third engine to rip the F1RMGP dynamometer to pieces; the other two should be obvious. Meanwhile, PURE have stated their absolute determination to be the fourth engine to do so, and return the Carel Godin de Beaufort Cup to Chris Dagnall's trophy cabinet. Þorvaldur Einarsson then said he wasn't giving it up without a fight, and that fight would involve swords and axes. Yuji Ide remained completely silent in the corner, then let out a deafening Oriental shriek and launched a flying kick at all of them. Fabrizio Barbazza combed his hair at the ensuing rabble.

1995 James Davies wrote:Uh, guys? Think you're forgetting me in all this, I'd clearly wipe the floor with all of you... if I get a drive... guys... guys?

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 29 May 2012, 22:15
by DemocalypseNow
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:Word on the street is that the Lancia V8 has become the third engine to rip the F1RMGP dynamometer to pieces; the other two should be obvious. Meanwhile, PURE have stated their absolute determination to be the fourth engine to do so, and return the Carel Godin de Beaufort Cup to Chris Dagnall's trophy cabinet. Þorvaldur Einarsson then said he wasn't giving it up without a fight, and that fight would involve swords and axes. Yuji Ide remained completely silent in the corner, then let out a deafening Oriental shriek and launched a flying kick at all of them. Fabrizio Barbazza combed his hair at the ensuing rabble.

1995 James Davies wrote:Uh, guys? Think you're forgetting me in all this, I'd clearly wipe the floor with all of you... if I get a drive... guys... guys?

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:You never drove in the real Formula One, so take a hike laddie.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 29 May 2012, 22:22
by Salamander
kostas22 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:Word on the street is that the Lancia V8 has become the third engine to rip the F1RMGP dynamometer to pieces; the other two should be obvious. Meanwhile, PURE have stated their absolute determination to be the fourth engine to do so, and return the Carel Godin de Beaufort Cup to Chris Dagnall's trophy cabinet. Þorvaldur Einarsson then said he wasn't giving it up without a fight, and that fight would involve swords and axes. Yuji Ide remained completely silent in the corner, then let out a deafening Oriental shriek and launched a flying kick at all of them. Fabrizio Barbazza combed his hair at the ensuing rabble.

1995 James Davies wrote:Uh, guys? Think you're forgetting me in all this, I'd clearly wipe the floor with all of you... if I get a drive... guys... guys?

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:You never drove in the real Formula One, so take a hike laddie.

1995 James Davies wrote:Did you even see me at the Duel in the Desert 1995? Best goddamn drive by anyone ever, and in a car identical to everyone else's to boot. Certainly a better job than some of the jokers at the back of the grid have ever done. And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 10:11
by dr-baker
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.


Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 11:37
by Salamander
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!


1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 12:11
by dr-baker
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!
1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!


Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 12:19
by Salamander
dr-baker wrote:
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!
1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!
Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?


1995 James Davies wrote:Ha freakin' ha. So that's what he meant. How the hell does he have my keys!?

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 14:12
by dr-baker
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!
1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!
Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?
1995 James Davies wrote:Ha freakin' ha. So that's what he meant. How the hell does he have my keys!?


Martin McFry wrote:Well, I just took a trip to the future, felt hungry and ordered a pizza. Got talking to him as he seemed a bit lonely, being outside of his own time and all that. After that, I don't quite remember how he ended up with them, but as he was walking away from me, I do remember him with a bunch of keys and muttering to himself about it being "the key to returning to his own time." The pizza was good though.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 14:41
by FMecha
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.

Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!

1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!

Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?

1995 James Davies wrote:Ha freakin' ha. So that's what he meant. How the hell does he have my keys!?

Martin McFry wrote:Well, I just took a trip to the future, felt hungry and ordered a pizza. Got talking to him as he seemed a bit lonely, being outside of his own time and all that. After that, I don't quite remember how he ended up with them, but as he was walking away from me, I do remember him with a bunch of keys and muttering to himself about it being "the key to returning to his own time." The pizza was good though.


A mysterious person wrote:*train sound*

*leaves the train, then walks into Davies and McFry*


Rumors is that Liuzzi will be driving for either F1RM or Arrows. Could anyone confirm this? :lol:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 17:46
by dr-baker
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!
1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!
Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?

1995 James Davies wrote:Ha freakin' ha. So that's what he meant. How the hell does he have my keys!?
Martin McFry wrote:Well, I just took a trip to the future, felt hungry and ordered a pizza. Got talking to him as he seemed a bit lonely, being outside of his own time and all that. After that, I don't quite remember how he ended up with them, but as he was walking away from me, I do remember him with a bunch of keys and muttering to himself about it being "the key to returning to his own time." The pizza was good though.
A mysterious person wrote:*train sound*

*leaves the train, then walks into Davies and McFry*


Martin McFry wrote:Erm, Mr Davies Sir, if you now look in the inside pocket of your jacket, I think you will now find your keys there. (And how Dr Zoidberg did that without being noticed, I have no idea whatsoever!!!)

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 30 May 2012, 21:47
by Salamander
1995 James Davies wrote: And I can't take a hike, that damn Martin McFry still has my keys.
Martin McFry wrote:If the lack of time travel is bothering you that much, Mr James Davies Sir, why don't you just take a leaf out of Doctor Emmett Brown's book and build one that does NOT require a key of any sort?!
1995 James Davies wrote:Well, it'd just be nice to, you know, go back to my own time! And besides, I didn't really build the time machine part of my time machine. I just found a time travelling phone booth, and fused that with a DeLorean. And believe me, I'll be fixing this thing as soon as I get back to 1995. Now hand over my goddamn keys, McFry!
Martin McFry wrote:Didn't Douglas pass the meesage onto you? A pizza delivery boy from 1999 who got cyrogenically frozen and woke up in 3000, going by the name of Philip J. Fry, now has the keys. Has he not somehow found a way of returning them to you yet?

1995 James Davies wrote:Ha freakin' ha. So that's what he meant. How the hell does he have my keys!?
Martin McFry wrote:Well, I just took a trip to the future, felt hungry and ordered a pizza. Got talking to him as he seemed a bit lonely, being outside of his own time and all that. After that, I don't quite remember how he ended up with them, but as he was walking away from me, I do remember him with a bunch of keys and muttering to himself about it being "the key to returning to his own time." The pizza was good though.
A mysterious person wrote:*train sound*

*leaves the train, then walks into Davies and McFry*
Martin McFry wrote:Erm, Mr Davies Sir, if you now look in the inside pocket of your jacket, I think you will now find your keys there. (And how Dr Zoidberg did that without being noticed, I have no idea whatsoever!!!)


1995 James Davies wrote:... well, I'll, dammit, McFry! What, you think I'm some kind of fool!? You must've... put the keys there last time I took this thing off! This ain't over! *heads for time machine*

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 01 Jun 2012, 11:57
by dinizintheoven
The return of Jan Magnussen...

From Jerez...
dinizintheoven wrote:Gabriele Tarquini, beaming with confidence after another performance that was hauling AGS even further out of a dreadful predicament, was not that man, because he'd been eyeing up a place on that podium. The man with a face like a smacked arse, though, was Jan Magnussen. He knew he had to finish ahead of his team-mate to keep alive his hopes of the title. Finishing sixth, on a day which hadn't really belonged to the Vikings, wasn't ideal – it netted him only eight points. But the most bitter pill to swallow? He could see his team-mate and championship arch-nemesis ahead of him at the end. Being able to overtake would have kept his title hopes alive - just. But it was not to be. How had he been beaten again? And how, this time, had the defeat come from within the same team?
Þorvaldur Einarsson was the winner of the intra-team war – and, indeed, the war against everyone. Fifth place in the race didn't get him a place on the actual podium, but he was invited out to join the three who were – by this time, he was already clutching a bottle of Odin's finest Victory Mead, a hefty dose of which was devoured up there, and some found its way all over Luca Badoer's head. The F1RMGP Series Management had really pulled out all the stops for this presentation ceremony – the Carel Godin de Beaufort Cup was presented by none other than Carel Godin de Beaufort himself, despite having been dead for 50 years – death is no longer such a hindrance with Sir Bernard Shekelslike's Hologram Projection Unit, and with a spare driver's slot going begging in the machine, Bernie thought he'd use it for a practical purpose. The celebrations were long and wild, and would go on long into the night... but one man was conspicuously absent, and one dark corner of the Viking Racing motorhome was shadowed by a deathly silence.


From Bathurst...
dinizintheoven wrote:What is Délétraz doing? Leading the race, that's what. Not that he had for most of his stint – he was being soundly thrashed by Jan Magnussen for most of it, to the surprise of very few people. But those who were unsurprised could not have prepared for the surprise Magnussen was about to deliver, within sight of handing over the Viking Holden (and having completed more laps than sixteen of the current runners), the car suddenly slewed right in the middle of the Conrod Straight and splattered into the wall. Stunned silence descended over the Viking garage, as if a longboat had spring a leak in the middle of the North Sea, while they waited for the reply over the radio. Some naughty words in Danish were all they heard.

dinizintheoven wrote:Moreno couldn't believe it. His team, watching from the pits, couldn't believe it either. At least he was safe, as he watched the raging inferno completely consume his ancient commiemobile – his predicament was shown on the Diamond Vision screens all across the circuit, and it was brought suddenly to everyone at the track's attention that none of them had seen anything of Jan Magnussen since his middle-of-the-night crash... including his entire team.


From the Silly Season...
AJ 37 wrote:(from reports on who might move to F1RM)
If there are departures in the future, the team will have to recruit and the first idea is the new champion Þorvaldur Einarsson. It seems that the relation between the two Viking drivers are icy at best and many thinks that it would be best to separate the two drivers.

FMecha wrote:That's definitely jossed. [/tvtropeswmg] :lol:

dinizintheoven wrote:Despite the outcome of the Bathurst Enduro, the Vikings wasted no time in securing Þorvaldur Einarsson's services for a fourth successive season, and with that, finally, a Viking car will display the number 1 next year. The supply of supercharged Koenigsegg engines is also undisturbed.
(AJ 37's report)
While the champ is not going anywhere, and it would be stretching the truth to say that relations between him and Jan Magnussen are "icy", there's little doubt that the Dane isn't as happy as he had been before. Losing the championship three times in a row, the last to your team-mate, can have that effect. His disappearing act after crashing at the Bathurst Enduro, and the fact that he hasn't signed up for another season with Viking yet, suggests that all may not be well...

Some Publication wrote:With the 2015 season quickly approaching, we at Some Publication feel it is time to give a quick round-up on how things in the F1RMGP paddock are shaking out. First up: the defending Drivers and Constructors' World Champions, a combination unseen since the heady days when HWNSNBM himself drove for F1 Rejects, we have Þorvaldur Einarsson remaining safely at Viking Racing. There are some questions, however, over whether Magnussen will or will not return. The smart money says he will say, but there are undeniable tensions between him and his teammate, especially after Einarsson took his first title in style, while Magnussen had to settle for runner-up for the 3rd year in a row. While some may suspect Marko Asmer to be the answer here, it is unlikely - despite losing the dominance he had in the team, he must know his best shot at taking top honours is to remain in Viking Racing, grit his teeth, and just hope things swing back his way.

dinizintheoven wrote:Viking: "we don't want to be first..."
This slightly bizarre statement has been interpreted by the media as Viking Racing playing down their chances for the next season, having never been able to carry the number 1 on their car until the recent Bathurst Enduro. Are they feeling the pressure that comes with holding both championships? Is the continued mystery surrounding Jan Magnussen getting to them?


And the biggest clue of the lot that everyone missed involved a very messily-packed suitcase...
Helsingin Sanomat wrote:Finnish terrorist involved in F1RMGP series?
(news report translated into "English" by Jonne Järvelä; headline added by an unnamed, excitable intern)
Vantaa Airport is brought to standing still for three hour! What happen? Someone set up us the bomb? No, is not the bomb. Security officer is finding lost suitcase with deranged content, with many clothings, alcohols and F1RMGP super licence. Who this? I am liking this man much. Drinking is good for you! Beer beer! I want beer, with beer I get really drunk! (Editor's note: that's enough from you for now, Mr Järvelä.) PERKELE!


...with his new team!

Jan Magnussen has returned to Viking Racing's headquarters at Rudskogen Motorsenter... wearing the black and green overalls of Ice One Racing.

The delay at Vantaa Airport was caused by Magnussen dropping his badly-packed suitcase in a rush to meet a man who was plotting behind the scenes to set up a new F1RMGP team. That man was Rami Räikkönen, brother of He Who Likes Coke And Magnum Too Much. Kimi's foray into rallying with Ice One didn't amount to much, but as the motocross team has had rather more success on two wheels, the Räikkönen family has decided to get back to four-wheeled motorsport, appointing Rami as head of this branch of the team. Initially wondering exactly who could possibly fit the bill, Rami kept a close eye on the disenchanted Magnussen and figured he would be the perfect cornerstone of the team. Magnussen was called to Helsinki, dropping the infamous suitcase on the way, but despite this delay, met with the Räikkönens, and after a few vodkas and a sauna, signed the deal.

Stefan Johansson was busy polishing the new acquisitions to the Viking Racing trophy cabinet, when a van with Finnish plates pulled up outside the Viking HQ. Imagine the look on his face when Magnussen stepped out wearing the racing overalls of an all-new rival team, further imagine that look when he who had been Viking's supposedly lead driver opened the back of the van to show his now-former boss what lurked inside. It was an engine - an engine that Johansson recognised, a twin-supercharged 2.4-litre V8 with a Koenigsegg badge on it. It has been said that Johansson's face fell so far it shattered on the ground. Viking had so far enjoyed full works support of Koenigsegg, and now they were to be sharing their engine supply with these Finnish upstarts. Magnussen left Norway with a smile on his face. Johansson fumed, reported to the Asgard-based Ultra-Boss, and the one-eyed man was very angry. So was his son, and a thunderstorm broke out over the whole eastern side of the Oslofjord.

So the battle begins. Both Viking and Ice One now need to sign a second driver - and it should come as no surprise that they've got their eyes on the same man.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 01 Jun 2012, 15:32
by DemocalypseNow
Fabrizio Barzagli (Scuderia Alitalia PR Officer) wrote:MERDA! Now how am I going to get Alitaliagate back to the top of the headlines?!

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 01 Jun 2012, 15:53
by Salamander
Fabrizio Barzagli (Scuderia Alitalia PR Officer) wrote:MERDA! Now how am I going to get Alitaliagate back to the top of the headlines?!


1995 James Davies wrote:Ahem... yeah, no, this isn't gonna work. Don't know what I was thinking, really.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jun 2012, 15:14
by FMecha
SuperAguri needs to come here, I've gone bored with the time-travel chat. :roll:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jun 2012, 20:05
by SuperAguri
Autosport wrote:Court Order Now Over.
After being sued by a number of teams that we can't name over the meatpiegate scandal. We are not back and are raring to start bringing you the news stories that a certain MB is too scared to talk about

Pure Wolf has a pair of Jokers, er Jacques.
News reaches us of a new team that wishes to enter F1RMGP, it declares itself to be the Candaian super team, it is being run by Walter Wolf who did have some success in the 70s before realising that F1 was expensive and they are hoping to use the PURE engines. Recently sacked Jacques Villeneuve and Jacques Villeneuve will be the drivers and no Jacques Villeneuve has not successfully been clones, but his uncle Jacques Villeneuve Senior will be the second driver. Sponsorship will come from Calm Air, Goldcorp, McCain Microwave Fries, West Fraser Timber and what ever Album Jacques has out at the time. They are hoping to get confirmation of a team entry soon so they can start testing.

Arrows missing target again?
Prince Malik is still hoping to get Arrows on the grid for the 2015 season. He has a car in the A24, an engine in the form of an Arrows (nee Hart) V10 engine and has sponsorship from Orange, Kia Ora and Terry's Chocolate Orange plus can even get two drivers to drive the car, including Vitatonio Liuzzi who is sleeping outside the team base as he is that keen. He is going to try again and if he is refused he says he will take the F1RMGP board to the race relations board (stating "Is it because I is black and orange?") in his desperate attempt to get onto the grid or at least to run around for a few laps on Friday in a hope of prequalifying.

Daihatsu back with a bang
Although failing to get anywhere last year, Daihatsu have started to test their new F1RMGP engine based on their F3 block. However early results are disappointing, a inside spy says the engine is topping out at 11,000 RPM and is only managing about 525BHP, when it doesn't blow up that is. A spokesman for Daihatsu said "Nani? Anata wa nihongo ga hanashimas ka?" before hanging up.

Suzuki want more POWER!!! (See Top Gear...)
Suzuki not satisfied with having the most powerful engine on the grid with an estimated 800bhp, have told Leyton House that for the Italian and German GPs that the engine must reach at least 900 right up to 1000bhp or so an insider tells us. They were not happy with 5th and 9th on the grid for the italian GP and 2nd and 5th in the German GP and have stated that a clear pole must be the target fpr 2015. They are also hoping to poach the lead designer from Viking racing to help design the new car in a bid to win the 2015 championshop.

Gingsters to enter F1RMGP
Ginsters have said to have signed a 3 year sponsorship deal with a top 10 team in multi million pie, er I mean pound deal. They have refused to tell us who it is and most of the top ten teams have declined to comment with Dome setting Mr Rich on me and Viking saying if I call them again they will split my skull with an axe.

Alitalia deal concerns
An Alitalia insider has sold me an insider story, stating that Alitatlia will try to make it to the grid as a title sponsor and then pull out after a few races, the loss making airline company surprised everyone when they announced the deal, rules state that the team name may not change during the season so the team will still be known as Alitalia even if they are no longer paying any sponsorship. If true then there will be a lot of egg on face and you read it here first.


That'll do for the moment...

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jun 2012, 20:18
by DemocalypseNow
La Gazzetta dello Sport wrote:Autosport rumours "hilarious" says Lindsay

Il Barone Rampante CEO Alasdair Lindsay has branded Autosport's rumours about a cash shortage from title sponsor Alitalia as "ridiculous" and "absolutely hilarious", putting to bed any rumours of financial instability.

"This is the stupidest rumour I have heard in a long time," he said. "I'd expect a publication of Autosport's stature to do better than publish tabloid trash rumours like that. They didn't even bother checking their source."

"Well, clearly, this 'insider' they claimed to have spoken to has no connection to the team, because his suggesting Alitalia would stop payments to the F1RMGP is impossible. When I say impossible, I absolutely mean it by definition, the way the contract is written and carried out, it doesn't work like that. I won't go into details obviously, but my point is, the person they talked to has no clue about IBR's financial structure. Also, maybe they were reading the Financial Times from this day in 2013, becasue Alitlaia made an operating profit of €78 million in the last quarter alone, and their share price has gone up by 17% over the same period. This has to be the worst piece of journalism I have seen in my entire life, they haven't got a single fact right. Heck, I'm surprised they even spelt the team name correctly."

"Maybe they are just jealous the British teams get nowhere in F1RMGP and now the Italian teams are about to get even stronger thanks to our input. I don't know, but Autosport are the ones with egg on their faces right now."

It seems Lindsay did not realise the story was from the Japanese publication with the same name as the esteemed British publication, but regardless, his comments are still perfectly valid. Il Giornale Rosa gives its full support to this new Italian powerhouse in motorsport and wishes SAAC the best of luck for the 2015 F1RMGP season.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jun 2012, 20:41
by SuperAguri
Autosport wrote:Alitalia not reporting all the facts...
After our last publication, we stated that Alitalia were a troubled loss making airline company, which Alitalia have refuted. However, In 2012, they recorded their worst losses since the new company was formed, although they scrapped a profit in 2013 this was mainly due to reorganisation and selling of assets. 2014 is looking quite bad with just under break even numbers but the 4th quarter is still to be announced. The share price has gone up 14% but this is more to do with Air France buying up 15% more of the company rather then any money made by Alitalia. Our insider points out if the company gets bought out this year, which is strongly likely as Easyjet have made an offer for the company then any sponsorship deals won't be worth the paper they are written on. Still we look forward to the Alitalia car on the grid, even if all developement stops and they head towards the wrong end of prequalifying...

Aguri Suzuki wants more wins
After giving new team Dome a good pasting, Mr Suzuki was very happy with the new Honda engine stating that it has more power then the Mugen Honda and should be more reliable telling Dome "If I lose against Dome, I will do a Kabuki dance naked with Mugen painted on my bottom.". Dome refused to comment.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jun 2012, 22:23
by DemocalypseNow
Corriere dello Sport wrote:Lindsay: Autosport "brings shame on Japan"

Alitalia team boss Alasdair Lindsay has hit back against criticsm from Japanese racing publication Autosport, claiming the team's primary sponsor is in financial difficulty and will pull the plug.

"Well, firstly, I must apologies to Autosport UK, I was not informed the story was from the Japanese publication of the same name, which I had actually forgotten existed. And you can probably tell why that is."

"Anyway, this is the most vindictive biased piece of malicious tripe I have read in my life. Autosport JP is a joke, and they have brought shame on the entire media sector of Japan. Their constant stream of lies, made up quotes and negative press are a disgrace. Maybe they should consider changing their style of reporting to creating articles which refer to real life facts and observation rather than pure fantasy. There is more to this team than Alitalia, we are the Lancia works squad, even if they were to drop out, we are such a large well-funded organsation it would barely be a blip on our budget. But, to reaffirm, Alitalia is here to stay and has a healthy future. This sponsorship deal is raising their profile worldwide, and the synergistic alliance between Lancia and Alitalia is breaking new boundaries."

"At the end of the day, it doesn't matter who the title sponsor is, Alitalia or otherwise - we have a great package, and I am sure we will be at the sharp end of the grid this season. The car is shaping up nicely, we know from tests that the engine is superb, and in Gabriele Tarquini we have a stellar driver. And, I am sure whoever is our second will be equally capable and will deliver the team great results in 2015 and beyond. I think perhaps the Japanese media are overcompensating for a shortfall in their own nation's F1RMGP teams."

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 03 Jun 2012, 16:34
by DemocalypseNow
Image Image Image

Minardi has ushered in a new era for the historic racing marque, agreeing to a partnership with Italian manufacturer Lancia.

The new agreement will give the team a works supply of Lancia 015/1 V8 engines for the 2015 season, before a switch to turbocharged L4 engines in 2016. The partnership will also give the team some extra financial assistance, with Lancia also becoming a title sponsor of the team. We had a brief chat to team principal Paul Stoddart about the deal.

"These new motors are bonza mate!" he said. "I mean, crikey, it tore up the bloody dyno! It's got the power of a riled up kangaroo's kick and doesn't drink petrol like a parched hippo."

Lancia Competizione Powertrain CEO Mika Salonen also had a positive outlook on the new partnership, overseeing the deal from start to finish.

"Minardi are a team with great history in motor racing, so it only made sense to do this deal. They are a team that has overachieved over the years, doing great things on a tiny budget and little resources. I believe with the extra income the Lancia partnership will give them, combined with the excellent 015/1 V8 and a well constructed chassis, Lancia Minardi Racing will be set for its best ever year in F1RMGP."

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 17:28
by dinizintheoven
From the SAAC press release...
kostas22 wrote:And today in Parma they revealed their plans for their debut season in F1RMGP, commencing 2015. Only a mock-up of the new car was available - they are still developing the 2015 car - but it was annouced they would be using the 015/1 V8 used by the team in F1RWRS, and in parallel developing a new turbocharged V6 engine for the following season.


From the Minardi press release...
kostas22 wrote:The new agreement will give the team a works supply of Lancia 015/1 V8 engines for the 2015 season, before a switch to turbocharged L4 engines in 2016.


Six in two banks or four in one. What's it going to be? Are Lancia deliberately trying to throw us off the scent? I'm sure the motorsport publications will soon tell us what the score is. Talking of which...

Japanese Autosport wrote:After being sued by a number of teams that we can't name over the meatpiegate scandal. We are not back and are raring to start bringing you the news stories that a certain MB is too scared to talk about

Marktin Brundell has been away at the seaside for a couple of days, figuring that even a bleak, rainy holiday in Whitby was better than nothing. Whitby being Oop North with a population so poor it's uphill going to work and uphill coming back to have a meal of grit for dinner, the internet has not arrived there yet.

Japanese Autosport wrote:News reaches us of a new team that wishes to enter F1RMGP, it declares itself to be the Candaian super team, it is being run by Walter Wolf who did have some success in the 70s before realising that F1 was expensive and they are hoping to use the PURE engines. Recently sacked Jacques Villeneuve and Jacques Villeneuve will be the drivers and no Jacques Villeneuve has not successfully been clones, but his uncle Jacques Villeneuve Senior will be the second driver. Sponsorship will come from Calm Air, Goldcorp, McCain Microwave Fries, West Fraser Timber and what ever Album Jacques has out at the time. They are hoping to get confirmation of a team entry soon so they can start testing.

Should this lot get anywhere near the grid, expect a string of DNPQs as long as the US/Canada border. And one Villeneuve's reputation in this series at least has already been comprehensively trashed.

Japanese Autosport wrote:Prince Malik is still hoping to get Arrows on the grid for the 2015 season. He has a car in the A24, an engine in the form of an Arrows (nee Hart) V10 engine and has sponsorship from Orange, Kia Ora and Terry's Chocolate Orange plus can even get two drivers to drive the car, including Vitatonio Liuzzi who is sleeping outside the team base as he is that keen. He is going to try again and if he is refused he says he will take the F1RMGP board to the race relations board (stating "Is it because I is black and orange?") in his desperate attempt to get onto the grid or at least to run around for a few laps on Friday in a hope of prequalifying.

Prince Malik must have a memory like a sieve, having already repeatedly been told to bathplug off during the 2013 season, and any attempt to play the race card will most likely be extremely severely looked down on by the Series Management. While Arrows could get onto the 2015 grid, Prince Malik will have to be nowhere near the team for any Arrows bid to be taken seriously. And a word of caution for Vitantonio Liuzzi: Vincenzo Sospiri has already had to take a year's hiatus from the series after eagerly signing up to be Arrows' previous test driver...

Japanese Autosport wrote:Although failing to get anywhere last year, Daihatsu have started to test their new F1RMGP engine based on their F3 block. However early results are disappointing, a inside spy says the engine is topping out at 11,000 RPM and is only managing about 525BHP, when it doesn't blow up that is. A spokesman for Daihatsu said "Nani? Anata wa nihongo ga hanashimas ka?" before hanging up.

Give up already, Daihatsu.

Japanese Autosport wrote:Suzuki not satisfied with having the most powerful engine on the grid with an estimated 800bhp, have told Leyton House that for the Italian and German GPs that the engine must reach at least 900 right up to 1000bhp or so an insider tells us. They were not happy with 5th and 9th on the grid for the italian GP and 2nd and 5th in the German GP and have stated that a clear pole must be the target fpr 2015. They are also hoping to poach the lead designer from Viking racing to help design the new car in a bid to win the 2015 championshop.

Many wurlitzers are missing from my vocabulary. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! This, on the other hand is a daffodil: Suzuki really don't need any more power, it should have been obvious to the Leyton House team that their drivers were having an off-day. It happens to the best of them, doesn't it, Mr Magnussen? Anyway, they've got Fab Fab for this season, so less of the moaning from the turquoise squadron. As for trying to poach Viking's designer - this is a team that takes a very dim view on anyone poaching any of their staff. Including drivers. Word is that a squadron of huge, hairy men were seen recently swarming around Ahvenisto Race Circuit where Ice One's new F1RMGP team is based...

Japanese Autosport wrote:Ginsters have said to have signed a 3 year sponsorship deal with a top 10 team in multi million pie, er I mean pound deal. They have refused to tell us who it is and most of the top ten teams have declined to comment with Dome setting Mr Rich on me and Viking saying if I call them again they will split my skull with an axe.

Unfortunately for this reporter, he got it almost right... at the wrong time.

Toleman are history... again

Bought out originally by Benetton in 1986, this time Toleman have surrendered their place to Ice One Racing, which is why the Finnish team was able to assemble so quickly. The Series Management understands that Japanese Autosport may have been slightly confused by the "top ten team" which Toleman were from 2011-2013, though not last season, and their inexorable slide has caused them to realise it is time to withdraw. The Ice One takeover happened barely two days after Toleman signed a new deal with Ginsters in the vain hope that it would prolong their existence, but it was not to be. Ice One's management have since assessed the Toleman TG214 from last season and declared it about as good a base to build their new car on as a rotting sauna shed - remember also, the team will have to prequalify and their intentions are to top the prequalifying timesheets at every race. So it is almost certainly the end of the road for Ralph Firman and Allan McNish, the Scotsman having the rug pulled out from under him for a second time after his initial stint at the defunct Mastercard Lola in 2012. The unspectacular results for both of them last year should ensure that their return, should it happen, is likely to be with a bunch of backmarkers, and McNish has already said he's had enough of that.

The first round of musical chairs stops...

SAAC's announcement of Gabriele Tarquini in their new driver line-up has spun the driver merry-go-round into action, and with two seats available at AGS for the 2015 season, the Gonfaron squad have done what they always threatened to do, and signed Philippe Alliot, replacing Tarquini and bringing valuable experience of the diesel engine, and Olivier Beretta to replace the sacked Pierre-Henri Raphanel. That now leaves two free seats at SPAM, which will be getting frantic, and word is they're not too keen on Raphanel or, even worse, going crawling back to Olivier Grouillard. But don't worry about Beretta's old team...

A motorsport publication gets it right!

As was predicted by J.O.U.R.N.A.L. and repeated by Some Publication, Karun Chandhok will drive alongside Gregor Foitek at Spyker. Beretta took the Duracell sponsorship to AGS with him, and Chandhok's vast wads of rupees from Pune Warriors will plug that gap nicely for the Dutch squad. The team management are also said to be quite keen on the Indian catering that Chandhok will bring with him when they get the munchies due to the activities in their "after-race parties". Two more lamb bhunas here...

And news from the wrong end of the grid...

The Rampant Baron's revolution at SAAC meant that it was almost certain there would be no space for Perry McCarthy in the new regime. Gabriele Tarquini is a done deal, the team are also looking at Luca Badoer and Enrico Bertaggia, while Pedro Chaves still hangs on in the hope of being retained... so the baldest man in the F1RMGP paddock has signed for a rather strange option. Some - many - would say that moving from SAC (as was) to Stefan (as still is) is a massive step backwards, but the team were held back throughout their existence so far by inept drivers and an engine that was never quite right. McCarthy is a far more capable driver, while the engines that everyone in the motoring media missed are now part of the Serbian team's setup. Cast your minds back to the Grand Reversal; Fabrizio Barbazza won the race in a Forti, and their regular drivers took second and third in Monteverdis. With the Swiss team gone, the HKS V12 engines needed to find a new home, and Zoran Stefanovic has decided they'd be a better option than hooking up with PURE as their customer team. It might be a while before they get their mitts on a second driver, though.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 17:36
by pasta_maldonado
dinizintheoven wrote:Many wurlitzers are missing from my vocabulary. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Abandon Shop! This is not a daffodil!

Am I the only one to have understood the Red Dwarf reference? :lol:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 04 Jun 2012, 20:12
by dinizintheoven
pasta_maldonado wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:Many wurlitzers are missing from my vocabulary. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Abandon Shop! This is not a daffodil!

Am I the only one to have understood the Red Dwarf reference? :lol:

Probably not, but have some extra dollar-pounds in the budget for a 2015 WEC team for being the first to notice.

Anyway, completely abandoning the thread for a few seconds, here's something I found on Tumblr. One of those designs looks incredibly familiar...

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 17:05
by Waris
Wow, this is mighty interesting. dinizintheoven, I especially thought that little peek behind the scenes was a fascinating read.

I definitely think F1RMGP is the most exciting thing going on in the PMcC Memorial Forum! Long may it last!

Luca Badoer for the second SAAC seat~!!

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 18:10
by DemocalypseNow
Corriere dello Sport wrote:AUTOCORSEMERCATO: Délétraz trasferirsi in Minardi?

Not even the calciomercato can deliver this much drama; now, Jean-Denis Délétraz is connected to the Minardi seat. It is suggested that the second SAAC seat is a showdown between Chaves and Badoer, but Il Barone Rampante are still admirers of Délétraz. Lancia are pumping money into the struggling team, and are expected to get their choice of driver as a result. JDD has been released by F1RM, which makes him an easy target for all teams, and therefore Minardi will have competition throughout the grid for his signature.
Métro Montréal wrote:Sacré bleu! Villeneuve de faire commutateur Minardi?

Former F1 World Champion Jacques Villeneuve has a reprieve in F1RMGP. After being released by Stefan GP, a new avenue has opened for the Quebecer. Lancia funded Minardi is looking to sign a big name to mark a change in fortuntes, and in F1RMGP there is no bigger name than Jacques. Based on last season's form, you would expect another bad year for the former world champion, but, with the new Italian cash and powerful engine, it looks like they will have a much better season ahead. For Jacques, this is the perfect chance for redemption, to show his true colours.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 18:52
by FMecha
J.O.U.R.N.A.L wrote:Deletraz, Villeneuve unlikely for Minardi

Former F1RM and Stefan drivers Jean-Denis Deletraz and Jacques Villeneuve respectively has insisted that both will not going for Minardi for next year. "Whats this? I'll not going for a mobile chicaner like this, I want something more professional!" said Jacques. Deletraz meanwhile said that his career at F1RMGP is over. "Well, that's all. It's game over for me now - time to hang up the keys and helmet" said Deletraz to us.

McCarthy for F1RM?

After being kicked by the new regime at SAAC, McCarthy has officially admitted to us that he is considering to join F1RM for 2015. "Well, I may look quite dead-beat when at Andrea-Coloni compared to [Pedro] Chaves, but I'm quite likely to be a F1RM driver", said McCarthy in a interview. Chaves is also linked to the F1RM seat, but no-one from the management has yet to comment.

In other news, the naturally-aspirated comission, the Association For F1RMGP Teams Running Naturally-Aspirated Engines (AFFTRNAE) is threatening to expel SAAC in the future if they runs the turbo engine in 2016. "This is a symbol of hypocrisy about engines. Why Il Barone Rampante wants to run a turbo engine for future when they know SAC are part of AFFTRNAE?" said a spokesman of AFFTRNAE. They are still voicing to restrict the rules to allow only naturally-aspirated engines in F1RMGP.

Shekel and Stefan: What engine? - A Short Opinion
Shekel Racing - yes, this new Israeli team may have their drivers ready, but not the engine. The same can also be said for Stefan GP after dumped by Toyota. For now. Options of available engines in F1RMGP are many now. Engines currently available to them are, but not limited to, Daihatsu, Dacia-Renault, Hart, Pacchia, and PURE. And maybe more. But only time can tell about it so stay tuned.



;)

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 19:15
by DemocalypseNow
La Gazzetta Dello Sport wrote:Scuderia Alitalia Andrea Coloni leaves AFFTRNAE

The recent takeover of SAC by Il Barone Rampante has led to a regime change at the team, with the new management announcing they were leaving AFFTRNAE with immediate effect.

"What are they panning us for?" questioned team principal Alasdair Lindsay. "This 'commission' as they call themselves is a joke. They're anarchists in disguise. The 2016 regulations state we need turbo engines in place for next season, so that is what we shall do. What are they complaining about? Unified rules for everyone are better overall. We started with the 015/1 because it's a well tested and developed engine that is shared across other platforms. This deal was not part of our long term plans, we were only suddenly made aware of the availability to enter the sport with this type of deal. We had to act fast, and that means using what is available to hand."

Minardi driver saga continues

The question of who will be driving for Minardi next season continues, and while nothing definitive is in place, he is keen to stress one media outlet in particular is talking nonsense.

"What Journal wrote? It is not true," said Lancia Competizione COO Previati Scaffardi. "It's total nonsense, they fabricated the quotes. We are talking informally to Jean-Denis, but make no mistake, this doesn't mean he has been offered a contract nor is close to being offered one. We are simply talking, nothing else. What I can say for absolute certainty is, he isn't ready to retire."

"Who will be the Minardi second driver? I have no idea. We are talking to several people, we just have to wait and see what happens."

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 20:07
by dinizintheoven
J.O.U.R.N.A.L wrote:After being kicked by the new regime at SAAC, McCarthy has officially admitted to us that he is considering to join F1RM for 2015. "Well, I may look quite dead-beat when at Andrea-Coloni compared to [Pedro] Chaves, but I'm quite likely to be a F1RM driver", said McCarthy in a interview. Chaves is also linked to the F1RM seat, but no-one from the management has yet to comment.

J.O.U.R.N.A.L.'s chief editor clearly missed the news that Perry McCarthy has already signed for Stefan. Zoran Stefanovic won't take kindly to having a prized driver wrenched away from his hands... remember what happened the last time the Serbs were annoyed? An entire country tore itself apart and thousands of lives were lost. Let's not have that happen again.

J.O.U.R.N.A.L. wrote:Shekel Racing - yes, this new Israeli team may have their drivers ready, but not the engine. The same can also be said for Stefan GP after dumped by Toyota. For now. Options of available engines in F1RMGP are many now. Engines currently available to them are, but not limited to, Daihatsu, Dacia-Renault, Hart, Pacchia, and PURE. And maybe more. But only time can tell about it so stay tuned.

More - much more - about this later. There's a deal going on behind the scenes...

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012, 20:57
by SuperAguri
Autosport wrote:Wolf on tack
Using a hastily modified Williams FW36 to meet with F1RMGP standards and a 2014 Pure engine that did not fit the car so the engine was exposed, Jacques Villneuve blasted around a cold and icy Montreal track in a private test, he managed to post a time quicker then the Stefan Toyota could, however Wolf refused to say which Jacques posted the time. Wolf raing are 95% confident of making it into F1RMGP and hope that they will be on the 2015 entry list. Jacques Villneuve... er Jrs services being sought after by three teams and it is likely that he will announce soon who he will drive for, it is understood that the Pure engine deal is one that Pure are paying for in order to secure the services of Canadas top racing driver so the smart money is him signing for Wolf.

Arrows submit 2015 entry
Prince Malik has sold his share of Arrows to Earl Nick Pim, saying that the F1RMGP were utter pigs who shame the world of racing. Earl Nick Pim, who sported a bowler hat, thick rimmed glasses and a dashing handlebar moustace and beard said "It is with great pleasure that one has control of a team that has a long and successful history in this F I racing business, it is indeed a jolly good show". The Earl then posted in front a number of reporters the Arrows 2015 entry into the F1RMGP managements letter box and gave a thumbs up.

The Chinese are coming
Nanjing Automobile, owners of the MG brand have announced that they are looking a 2015 or 2016 entry. They say the Chassis will be built in the honourable peoples republic of China but the engine will be built in the UK somewhere in Longbridge and may be called the Nanjing MG. They refused to comment any further.

Yet another Japanese team?
Middlebridge who bought the Brabham F1 team back in the 90s and tried to enter F1 using a customer Benetton chassis in the mid 80s have annouced their intentions to enter F1RMGP, Japanese businessman, Kohji Nakauchi, who is head of the Middlebridge group said he would like a proper crack this time and not have the team run by crooks. He said that he would like the team to be British and based in the UK as he waved his union jack flag and saluted the Queen whilst humming god save the queen.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 08 Jun 2012, 12:06
by FMecha
J.O.U.R.N.A.L wrote:Sorry about that. It looks that actually that the McCarthy rumors were actually old, old enough. :oops:

Middlebridge have to run with English flag instead: report

Following the talks of Middlebridge Racing entering F1RMGP with British flag, a official from F1RMGP management said that Middlebridge Racing must run with English license. "Where's UK? Not anymore, they are now divided by England, Wales, Scotland, etc. Which part you want to run, Nakauchi-san?" said a official spokesman on Twitter. However, he did not say anything about their entry.

Welsh team not giving up

After being Jossed from 2014 season, Team Wales - the team with varying results in F1 Rejects BATracer Series (F1RBTS). The team is rumored to hire Allan McNish, the Toleman refugee. Altough they have prepared everything - including TM-15 chassis - nothing can be confirmed from the management.

Trulli goes to F1RMGP - but to which team?

Former F1 driver Jarno Trulli has announced that he is interested in F1RMGP, and is eyeing to sign with a 'team whose name I can't mention', said him. Unfortunately, there is not much information available now, although we highly suspect that he will sign with Genii-Caterham Team Malaysia.


Well, so that's for now... :)

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 13 Jun 2012, 12:41
by dinizintheoven
BREAKING NEWS: Marktin Brundell held hostage

F1RMGP's Series Management can confirm that the lack of newscombing recently was caused by the sudden and previously unexplained disappearance of Marktin Brundell. It can now be revealed that he has been captured and is being held hostage by a gang of Scottish pirates, who are demanding a ransom of 10,000 bottles of rum and the disbandment (again) of Running Wild. While 10,000 bottles of rum is small change for Sir Bernie, he is quite partial to Running Wild's late 80s and early 90s albums and would prefer them to continue as a band, so is instead assembling an army to march on Glasgow where Brundell and several other hostages are being held in a disused shipyard. Among them are believed to be Elliot "Windrider" Vernon, keyboard player of Ravenage and very talented solo artist (it it said he has already written a complete album after only a week in captivity), the Barnsley FC defender (and Chris Dagnall's teammate) Jim McNulty, and the TV presenter Louis Theroux, who was making a documentary about the pirates. Who knows what will become of them all?

AFFTRNAE ends in defeat

It's been the story of the Silly Season so far, but finally the Association For F1RMGP Teams To Run Normally Aspirated Engines will have to face efeat as the Series Management, unperturbed by the disappearance of their lead reporter, have announced an all-blown formula for the 2016 season. It has already been alluded to by Scuderia Alitalia Andrea Coloni as they left AFFTRNAE, with the development of a turbocharged Lancia engine for that season (despite not always knowing what configuration to use), and teams using normally aspirated engines will need to switch to a turbocharged or supercharged engine for 2016. Though the number of cylinders will be free to choose, capacity is likely to be restricted, probably to 2.0 litres. This will not affect many of the teams, though Koenigsegg are said to have an ace up their sleeve, as have Honda, who developed the new 3.6 litre V12 engine for this season knowing they could cut it in half and easily produce a 1.8-litre V6 and turbo it. Also, MGN are making a few noises in the background...

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 16 Jun 2012, 03:15
by DemocalypseNow
Corriere dello Sport wrote:An announcement is imminent. This quick blog post is to say we have just received word of a press conferece later today at Minardi HQ in Faenza, we assume to announce details for their campaign next season along with Lancia power. We will update you as soon as we have more information.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 16 Jun 2012, 14:18
by DemocalypseNow
Tuttosport wrote:LEAKED! 2015 Lancia-Minardi driver line-up

A glaring error by the website admins at Minardi F1 Team has meant that the team's new driver line-up for next season has been published accidentally ahead of the official announcement. We screencapped this image just before the mistake was noticed and rectified by the team's web admins, but the damage has been done, and now we all know who will be driving the new Lancia Minardis next year.

Take a look for yourself...

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Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 18 Jun 2012, 14:38
by FMecha
J.O.U.R.N.A.L wrote:Pentacost linked to F1RMGP?
Dan Pentacost, of the farcical Force 1 USA fame, has announced that he will enter F1RMGP. He claimed that he has bought over USF1 cars from 2010-2012. Although he had not formally announced what engine or drivers he would sign, our insider suggests that Scott Speed and Will Power are linked heavily. Nothing can be confirmed at this time, although it is widely reported that he is also (still) promoting his 'global alternative energy solutions' and is intending to promote it using this team.

AFFTRNAE is dead
After the Management decide to mark their turbo and supercharger ban campaign Jossed, the organisation has been officially disbanded today. A spokesman from AFFTRNAE said: "The managament thinks that turbos are essential and decided to mark our naturally-aspirated engines enforecment Jossed" said him. The organisation was formed in response to F1RWRS' turbo ban plans in 2015 (since Confirmed) and was formed and supported by all naturally aspirated teams (until Andrea-Coloni left after takeover by Il Barone Ramapante).


Not getting the Pentecost thing? Click here. ;)
Sadly, I lost the original AFFTRNAE is dead article for an known reason. :cry:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 18 Jun 2012, 16:43
by dr-baker
J.O.U.R.N.A.L wrote:Pentacost linked to F1RMGP?

Dan Pentacost, of the farcical Force 1 USA fame, has announced that he will enter F1RMGP. He claimed that he has bought over USF1 cars from 2010-2012. Although he had not formally announced what engine or drivers he would sign, our insider suggests that Scott Speed and Will Power are linked heavily. Nothing can be confirmed at this time, although it is widely reported that he is also (still) promoting his 'global alternative energy solutions' and is intending to promote it using this team.



It has been reported elsewhere that Jose Maria Lopez has also been in discussions with the Force 1 USA team, rumoured to be about to enter the 2015 F1RMGP series, thanks to his sponsorship connections.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 26 Jun 2012, 11:12
by dinizintheoven
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Marktin Brundell's position located

Call it Pirates Of The Caribbean if you like. The pirate ship that is holding Marktin Brundell hostage (along with Elliot Vernon, Jim McNulty and Louis Theroux) has been spotted just off the coast of St Lucia, the clue being that it is flying the flag of Scotland as well as the Jolly Roger, and is rather more of a small cruise ship than a wooden, square-rigged ship, and is armed with loudspeakers that play accordion music instead of cannons. Word is that the ship set sail from the Glasgow shipyard when F1RMGP's Series Management caught wind that the hostages were there, and there has been a not-particularly-high-speed chase across the Atlantic and round the Caribbean over the last two weeks. Initially sending a flotilla of Sir Bernard Shekelslike's speedboats to surround and halt the pirate ship, it became quite obvious that this plan was doomed to failure when the pirate ship ploughed straight through one of the speedboats and reduced it to splinters of fibreglass. The speedboats were forced to return to port and the chase continued on one of Sir Bernie's many yachts, which is capable of hitting the pirate ship at ramming speed and doing to it what it did to the speedboat. The pirates, in a message sent by Morse code via one of the accordion speakers, have refused to surrender and are raising their ransom demands to include 100,000 bottles of Buckfast, which they know could fit on Sir Bernie's yacht with acres of room to spare.

Sir Bernie says that the yacht will soon be within range of the pirates and will bring them to justice, securing the release of Marktin Brundell.

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 27 Jun 2012, 14:11
by FMecha
I just found this awesomeness. Could all of these have relations with F1RMGP, despite the fact it was posted in 2009? 8-) :twisted:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 28 Jun 2012, 08:18
by dinizintheoven
...for a second I thought that was going to be the Gilles Villeneuve Cup from the finalgear.com forums, where Marktin Brundell first started his reporting career, but it was not to be...

Talking of our favourite reporter, the pirate ship is now being chased round Anguilla, and Sir Bernie is primed and ready with the ultimate weapon which will take down the pirates once and for all. Stay tuned...

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 28 Jun 2012, 08:23
by TomWazzleshaw
dinizintheoven wrote:MORE BREAKING NEWS: Marktin Brundell's position located

Call it Pirates Of The Caribbean if you like. The pirate ship that is holding Marktin Brundell hostage (along with Elliot Vernon, Jim McNulty and Louis Theroux) has been spotted just off the coast of St Lucia, the clue being that it is flying the flag of Scotland as well as the Jolly Roger, and is rather more of a small cruise ship than a wooden, square-rigged ship, and is armed with loudspeakers that play accordion music instead of cannons. Word is that the ship set sail from the Glasgow shipyard when F1RMGP's Series Management caught wind that the hostages were there, and there has been a not-particularly-high-speed chase across the Atlantic and round the Caribbean over the last two weeks. Initially sending a flotilla of Sir Bernard Shekelslike's speedboats to surround and halt the pirate ship, it became quite obvious that this plan was doomed to failure when the pirate ship ploughed straight through one of the speedboats and reduced it to splinters of fibreglass. The speedboats were forced to return to port and the chase continued on one of Sir Bernie's many yachts, which is capable of hitting the pirate ship at ramming speed and doing to it what it did to the speedboat. The pirates, in a message sent by Morse code via one of the accordion speakers, have refused to surrender and are raising their ransom demands to include 100,000 bottles of Buckfast, which they know could fit on Sir Bernie's yacht with acres of room to spare.

Sir Bernie says that the yacht will soon be within range of the pirates and will bring them to justice, securing the release of Marktin Brundell.


Dude, now you're going for post of the year on purpose :lol:

Re: F1RMGP 2014: may the Fourth Season be with us!

Posted: 02 Jul 2012, 18:26
by FMecha
[Wild mass guessing: On]

I think your story to temporaily write-off Brundell is actually a sign that you are lazy to answer to the rumors. :lol: ;)

[Wild mass guessing: Off]