TheFlyingCaterham wrote:I think I'm starting to morph into a member of District 11 now
Don't fool yourself, district 11 is something you're born into! The book never mentions this, but District 11 is run by a descendant of Nick Heidfeld.
TheFlyingCaterham wrote:I think I'm starting to morph into a member of District 11 now
This wrote:TheFlyingCaterham wrote:I think I'm starting to morph into a member of District 11 now
Don't fool yourself, district 11 is something you're born into! The book never mentions this, but District 11 is run by a descendant of Nick Heidfeld.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
The Commentator wrote:*yawn*..good mor- evening tributes. Damn, I had a beautiful nap just now, dreaming of my family once I get back from this simple day job of mine. You know why I was sleeping? There's NOTHING going on! Literally zilch! Well, apart from one kill, but the rest of you team up like goody-two-shoes or paint yourself like a tree!
Anyway, onto our only death of the day:
Female, District #3, tommykl. Just because you're in the same district doesn't mean you guys are working together, which is what caused this poor girl's demise. Mind you, District #3 was the district that went the furthest in these games with two members, but looks like Collieafc wants the glory all to himself. And who can balme him, only one will survive at the end!
So, now we're down to four, and I said this once and I'll say it again...PICK UP THE SLACK! I know a lack of kills brings about dramatic tension and all into these types of situations, but we don't need tension! WE WANT ACTION! And since all of you have a 25% of winning, it's best you get cracking!
The Commentator wrote: Ladies and gentlemen, we have come to a conclusion to the GP Rejects Hunger Games! I will announce the victor shortly, but first, we have to cover the final deaths of the competition.
Male, District #3, Collieafc. FMecha wasn't kind to you at all, now was he? He did not give you a quick and easy death, he just left you to suffer the agony of your injuries. Well, that's what happens when you kill your partner from your own district. Karma bites, buddy.
Male, District #5, FMecha and Female, District #9, Klon. Wha...how....what ha......err......huh??? So you guys threaten to do a double suicide. When you're in the final three. And you.....what.....you fail and go through with it? You guys...killed each other together?...Giving certain victory away?...
...What???
And...well.......after that, we present to you your survivor and victor of the inaugural GP Rejects Hunger Games....TheFlyingCaterham!!! You managed to win by basically doing nothing the entire game, except for one thing...
...forming a key friendship...Day One Report wrote:-- TheFlyingCaterham, Ice1Racing, and Klon track down and kill CaptainGetz12.Night One Report wrote:-- Klon and TheFlyingCaterham talk about the tributes still alive.
and...on what would turn out to be the final night....you and Klon squared off...Night Six Report wrote:-- Klon defeats TheFlyingCaterham in a fight, but spares his life.
Your friend throughout the first day of this competition spared you on the last...what a friendship for the record books. This will increase the replayability of watching this Hunger Games tenfold! Speaking of which, you can grab the inaugural GP Rejects Hunger Games DVD, featuring winner's interviews, a list of the most gruesome deaths, and the 10 moments you cried during the Hunger Games, on DVD and Blu-Ray in 2 weeks time!
And that concludes the inaugural GP Rejects Hunger Games! TheFlyingCaterham, go right up to receive your accolade as the winner of the Hunger Games. Families of the deceased can pick up their corpses for burial or cremation at the queue to the right of the viewing gallery. And as for me, well, I'll just leave you with the statistics for the Hunger Games. Till the next one, goodbye for now!
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
pasta_maldonado wrote:The stewards have recommended that Alan Jones learns to drive.
Albert Einstein wrote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
pi314159 wrote:How is starving to death because you are a poor and malnourished girl from an oppressed district more rejectful than forming suicide pacts or trusting other tributes not to kill you?