A surprising new entry will take part to the 2011 F1 season, the FIA has just accepted the application of an international team, F1Rejects Grand Prix. The team, based in Panama for fiscal reasons, is owned by the elusive and mysterious papaya magnate Edmund Da Silva O' Yamazaki. The drivers announced are Phoenix and Carlos Ferreira, the test driver is the hungarian veteran whose initials are Z.B. The car will be presented soon in a basement in Slough: the glamorous location will doubtlessy attract many journalists, we'll cover the event on our website.
Autosport wrote:
Curious accident for F1Rejects Grand Prix
During the first test of the new F1Rejects FR-001, at Kyalami, the session was stopped and a search party was organized by the marshalls, since Carlos Ferreira's car had disappeared from the radar. The driver was later found not far from Norwich, Norfolk, in the parking of a supermarket. The driver and the team, interviewed by many journalists, have blamed interferences of the new car's radio system.
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..I'm the member number 666 on this forum... I'm doomed to rejectdom "Giovanni Lavaggi Draiver is a big, bigger than people think" (Giancarlo Minardi, on his former driver Giovanni Lavaggi)
eytl wrote:I love the "All your races are belong to us" bit.
I'm probably one of those around here old enough to get the joke.
Had to Google-search it to get the reference. I would have been old enough to have got it if I either played computer games or surfed the internet then. But I didn't.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
I would like to have my f*cking seat fitting, thanks. I've been waiting on the factory (assuming you can call factory the garage of the boss's mom's house) for 3 weeks eating only corned beef and drinking brake fluid. Is anybody going to come back to attend me?
So that's what you get when you pull the Andrea Moda logos off of their former 18 year old backup and spare chassis, replace them with the F1Rejects.com design and stick a stereo system with the "Sounds Of Formula 1" CD on continuous play under the engine cover ...
"I don't think we should be used to finance (the manufacturers') R&D because they will produce that engine anyway" said Monisha Kaltenborn. "You will never see a Mercedes using a Ferrari engine or the other way round."
Phoenix don't worry... further news will be around shortly
..I'm the member number 666 on this forum... I'm doomed to rejectdom "Giovanni Lavaggi Draiver is a big, bigger than people think" (Giancarlo Minardi, on his former driver Giovanni Lavaggi)
LucaPacchiarini wrote:Phoenix don't worry... further news will be around shortly
I can imagine it now... Phoenix walking into the factory with a can of corn in one had and a bottle of motor oil in the other speaking in some of the most colourful Spanish you will ever hear
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
