Predicament Predictions - 2012 Aba Dabby Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 on Saturday

Wizzie's Predictions
2012 Jonathan Legard Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Webber
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Hulkenberg
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Senna
ROTR: Lotus' strategists (Cost Raikkonen the win yet again)
IIDOTR: Kimi Raikkonen (Leads late in the race until Lotus screw up yet another strategy call)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Di Resta
DNQ: None

[pi314159]

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Grosjean
6. Massa
7. Perez
8. Räikkönen
9. Hülkenberg
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Glock
ROTR: The Yas Marina Circuit
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

2012 the Great Sandpit Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Button
6. Webber
7. Grosjean
8. Kobayashi
9. Senna
10. Rosberg

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest lap: GRSJN
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: The Pit lane exit
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Di Resta
DNQ: None

[the Masked Lapwing]

TMLW's predictions
2012 Yas V8 400

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Hulkenberg
5. Button
6. Kobayashi
7. Alonso
8. Ricciardo
9. Massa
10. Di Resta

Pole: Webber
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Raikkonen
ROTR: Lotus
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2012 Sandy Harbour Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Räikkönen
6. Hülkenberg
7. Perez
8. Grosjean
9. di Resta
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Ataxia]

BLN's Predictions
2012 Hughes' Law Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Grosjean
4. Button
5. Hamilton
6. Massa
7. Webber
8. Hulkenberg
9. Rosberg
10. Senna

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Vettel (Throws it all away on the last lap like an empty crisp packet.)
IIDOTR: Lotus
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: None

[takagi_for_the_win]

Takagi's predictions
2012 Abby Dabby Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Rosberg
7. Grosjean
8. Perez
9. Massa
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Caterham (slowest all weekend, come last by miles)
IIDOTR: Charles Pic (comes 13th, ahead of both Toro Rosso's, Senna etc)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Pamphlet]

Pamphlet's Predictions
2012 A Little Mistake Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Massa
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. Maldonado
10. Senna

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Alonso (payback for 2010, mayhap? takes himself and Di Resta out)
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: ...Kovalainen?
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Minardi Man]

Minardi Man's Predictions
2012 Here's hoping for a lot of Maldonado/Grosjean action to offset this terrible excuse for a track's dulllness Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Button
5. Webber
6. Raikonnen
7. Maldonado
8. Massa
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel (ofcourse)
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Schumacher (causes a massive crash early on)
IIDOTR: Alonso (crashes in qualifying, but then battles up the grid to score good points)
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Ricciardo
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

Fourth Annual 90-Degree Turn Championship
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Raikkonen
9. Maldonado
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: None
ROTR: Grosjean (causes start crash)
IIDOTR: Maldonado (doesn't cause start crash from back of the grid)
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Vergne
TFG: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2012 Vettelwinslol GP
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Räikkönen
8. Grosjean
9. Hülkenberg
10. Senna

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: De La Rosa
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2012 More Boring than Monaco Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Räikkönen
7. Kobayashi
8. Pérez
9. Grosjean
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Sauber (an exceptional strategy results in a double points finish after two bad weekends)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Salamander]

2012 Bored Bored Bored Eyestrain Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. Pérez
9. Grosjean
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Abu Dhabi for being such a shite track
IIDOTR: No-one. Yeah, you read that right.
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Kobayashi
DNQ: None

[pasta_maldonado]

Pasta's Predictions

2012 Most annoying thing Jonathan Legard ever said Grand Prix

1. Up the hill, down the hill comes Alonso
2. We'll find out in Abby Dabby, meanwhile here's Hamilton
3. It's hard off, hard on for Vettel
4. Round the corner comes Button
5. It's Alonso-Hamilton-Vettel-Button, and Webber is fifth
6. Soft off, Hard On for Raikkonen
7. Let's see what Hulkenberg can do
8. And the battle is joined by Massa
9. Maldonado has *interruption by Brundle*
10. Oh, that can't be good for Perez

He Sprints For The Line: Hamilton
Is this going to be good enough?: Vettel
This could be crucial: Karthikeyan
Oh, that can't be good: Senna
On a charge, this could crucially prove to be crucial: Alonso (wins from 5th)
That's not what he would of wanted: Di Resta
Making hay: Grosjean
He's done it again: Vergne
Got to get the concentration right: None

[Salamander]

Pasta's Predictions

2012 Most annoying thing Jonathan Legard ever said Grand Prix

1. Up the hill, down the hill comes Alonso
2. We'll find out in Abby Dabby, meanwhile here's Hamilton
3. It's hard off, hard on for Vettel
4. Round the corner comes Button
5. It's Alonso-Hamilton-Vettel-Button, and Webber is fifth
6. Soft off, Hard On for Raikkonen
7. Let's see what Hulkenberg can do
8. And the battle is joined by Massa
9. Maldonado has *interruption by Brundle*
10. Oh, that can't be good for Perez

He Sprints For The Line: Hamilton
Is this going to be good enough?: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
Oh, that can't be good: Senna
On a charge: Alonso (wins from 5th)
That's not what he would of wanted: Di Resta
Making hay: Grosjean
He's done it again: Vergne
Got to get the concentration right: None

aaaaaaaa oh god
(Also, I think you forgot to liberally sprinkle 'crucial' throughout that until the word's lost all meaning.

[FantometteBR]

2012 Some Race at the Middle East Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Grosjean
3. Perez
4. Button
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Hamilton
8. Vergne
9. Di Resta
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Grosjean
Fastest lap: Perez
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Webber (can't work as Vettel wingman)
IIDOTR: Vergne (Goes to Q3 and stays on Top 10 most of time)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

Pasta's Predictions

2012 Most annoying thing Jonathan Legard ever said Grand Prix

1. Up the hill, down the hill comes Alonso
2. We'll find out in Abby Dabby, meanwhile here's Hamilton
3. It's hard off, hard on for Vettel
4. Round the corner comes Button
5. It's Alonso-Hamilton-Vettel-Button, and Webber is fifth
6. Soft off, Hard On for Raikkonen
7. Let's see what Hulkenberg can do
8. And the battle is joined by Massa
9. Maldonado has *interruption by Brundle*
10. Oh, that can't be good for Perez

He Sprints For The Line: Hamilton
Is this going to be good enough?: Vettel
This could be crucial: Karthikeyan
Oh, that can't be good: Senna
On a charge, this could crucially prove to be crucial: Alonso (wins from 5th)
That's not what he would of wanted: Di Resta
Making hay: Grosjean
He's done it again: Vergne
Got to get the concentration right: None

If that song with Vettel and mace or whatever got a point, this certainly deserves at least one.

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2012 Abu Dahbi Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Hulkenburg
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Grojean
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vernge
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2012 STOP TALKING ABOUT F***ING CHESS WHEN COMMENTATING, D.C! Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Grosjean
5. Webber
6. Button
7. Hulkenberg
8. Vergne
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First retirement: Vettel's alternator fails yet again just after his first pit stop
ROTR: Mercedes GP (now they're slower than bleedin' Toro Rosso. And Schumacher derps into Ricciardo as a result )
IIDOTR: Vergne (masterful drive)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta (yet again does sod all)
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Maldonado
DNQ: De La Rosa (brake problem in Q1, allowed to start)

[Dj_bereta]

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Grosjean
8. Hulkenberg
9. Maldonado
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Mercedes GP (4th race in-a-row outside of the points. Schumacher bins again)
IIDOTR: Pic (another strong race)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[Cynon]

2012 VettelEnRouteToWinningNineWDCsInARowCausingMassiveAmountsOfRageQuit GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Massa
7. Raikkonen
8. RMN GRJN
9. Maldolan
10. Hamilton

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Kobash + Force Indias
ROTR: Kobash
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: RMN GRJN
The Fall Guy: Kobayashi
DNQ: None

[Daxam_Stark]

Dr. Evil's predictions

1. Vettel ((YAWN-A-ROONEY!))
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Raikonnen ((Yes.))
5. Massa
6. Button
7. Perez
8. Hulkenberg
9. Grosjean
10. Petrov ((Time to get that point for Caterham, mate!))

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Senna ((Decided to go read F1Slate))
ROTR: DiResta
IIDOTR: Petrov ((Demolished Kovalainen and got Caterham their first point))
DBTMOTR: Kovalainen ((Got crushed like an ant byPetrov))
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: Karthikeyan ((Car was actually Cynon's washing machine that he took back before qualifying))

[James1978]

1. The Finger
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Raikkonen
6. Hulkenberg
7. Grosjean
8. Kobayashi
9. Ricciardo
10. Button


Pole: Webber (won't do him much good mind you)
FL: Alonso
First retirement: Schumacher
RotR: Mercedes
DBTMOTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Schumacher
DNQ: None

[dinizintheoven]

2012 Suck It, Dubai! You Might Have The Burj Khalifa But We've Got All The Oil And That's Why We've Also Got The Grand Prix

1. Vettel





































...sorry, I fell asleep.

[Dan B]

Dan B's Predictions
2012 Snoozefest Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Webber
9. Hulkenberg
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Kobayashi
MLP: Pic
The Fall Guy: Schumacher
DNQ: None

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2012 Abu Nahasapeemapetilon Grand Prix
1. >VettelWinsLol
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Button
7. Räikkönen
8. Hülkenberg
9. Perez
10. Grosjean

Pole: >VettelWinsLol
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Mercedes (fukken nowhere all weekend)
IIDOTR: De La Rosa (beats a Caterham on legit speed)
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Vergne
DNQ: None

[DanielPT]

DanielPT's Predictions
2012 Aba Dabby Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Räikkönen
7. Massa
8. Grrrjjjjnnnn
9. The Hulk
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Mercedes (They have to some day)
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Kamui Kobayashi
MLP: Grrrjjjnnnn
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[nome66]

Nome66's
2012 mickey-mouse harbour of dreams Grand Prix
1. Arronso
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Button
5. Perez
6. Ice-Pop
7. "don't whip me" Massa
8. Senna's Nephew
9. Di Resting on pit road
10. Hulk-Hogan

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gross Gene
ROTR: Blue Austrians (pit stop hiccups)
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Kamui Kobayashi
MLP: Riccardo Mantaban (i forget what MLP stands for)
The Fall Guy: Keep Calm and blame Maldonado
DNQ: Vote for Pedro

[FullMetalJack]

2012 The Race Will Probably Be So Boring That Redbulljack14 Will Have To Do Serious Predicament Predicitions For Once Grand Prix

1. sbstnvtl
2. fernando
3. bestofbritish
4. hammy
5. wibbah
6. IceMan
7. TheIncredibleHulk
8. Grosjean
9. nico
10. Perez

Pole: sbstnvtl
Fastest Lap: hammy
First Retirement: VitalyForHire
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: nico
DBTMOTR: diResta
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: verge
DNQ: None

[McDuck]

2012 Abu Dhabi GP





1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Kobayashi
4. Button
5. Perez
6. Hulkenberg
7. Winkelhock*
8. Prost*
9. Lehto*
10. Salo*

11-22. DSQ (blood doping)

23. Massa DNS (flu)
24. Alonso DNF (Retirement Lap 20, intermittent wiring fault.)

* = via factory simulator/remote control.

[coloni_subaru]

Coloni_subaru's Predictions
2012 Why, oh Lord why are we here Grand Prix

1)Vettel
2)Hamilton
3)Webber
4)Alonso
5)Button
6)Massa
7)Raikkonen
8)Grosjean
9)Hulk
10)Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Karthikeyan (brakes)
ROTR: The circuit/race
IIDOTR: hmmm... Ricciardo for making up 6 places (more than anyon else)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: None

[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Raikkonen
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Kobayashi
8. Webber
9. Perez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Ricciardo
Fall Guy: Kobayashi
DNQ: none

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions:
2012 Snooze in the Desert Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Alonso
3) Hamilton
4) Button
5) Webber
6) Raikkonen
7) Grosjean
8) Massa
9) Schumacher
10) Rosberg

Pole: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: None

Double Points

[dr-baker]

1. Alonso
2. Grosjean
3. Hamilton
4. Button
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Webber
8. di Resta
9. Raikkonen
10. Senna

Pole: Das Finger
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Grosjean
Fall Guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: none

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's Predictions
2012 A-D Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Raikkonen
6. Button
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Perez
ROTR: DRS zones
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[Ed24]

Ed24's Predictions
2012 Copy Paste Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Button
7. Raikkonen
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Massa
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Hulkenberg (curse of the new contract!)
IIDOTR: Pic
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[TheBigJ]

The Big J's Predictions
2012 Copy Paste Grand Prix

1. Ramilton
2. Alonso
3. Button
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Perez
7. Raikkonen
8. Maldonado
9. Grosjean
10. Schumi

Pole: Ramilton
Fastest lap: Button
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Senna
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

Tristan1117's Predictions
2012 No Cable Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Raikkonen
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Kobayashi
10. Schumacher

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Webber
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Hurricane Sandy, for knocking out my cable provider
IIDOTR: Petrov
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Grosjean
The Fall Guy: Senna
DNQ: None[/quote]

[AdrianSutil]

AdrianSutil's predictions:
2012 'We said the Valencia race would be boring so I'm hoping this one turns out the same' Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Button
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Webber
7. Massa
8. Rosberg
9. Grosjean
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
ROTR: Schumacher
IIDOTR: The actual race
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Grosjean
The fall guy: Ricciardo
DNQ: Nobody

* bathplug it, double points

[FMecha]

2012 Arabian Grand Prix
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1. Raikkonen (this is coming from a Vettel fan)
2. Massa
3. Hamilton
4. Perez
5. Maldonado
6. Kobayashi
7. Hulkenberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Senna
10. PIC!!!

Pole: Vettel
FL: Grosjean
1st retirement: Kovalainen
ROTR: Mercedes in general
IIDOTR: Pic
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Ricciardo
TFG: Mercedes and Vergne
DNQ: None by default.
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Golden Papaya (11th position): Grosjean (by the way, this is a proposal for you, Wizzie )
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Highlights: Alonso attempting/doing Adelaide 1994 against Vettel, causing both to retire.