Brazil organisers plan "secret" Schum Bash

[razta]

http://www.yallaf1.com/2012/11/09/brazi ... ment-bash/

Not very secret now is it? Mind you, let's hope Kimi doesn't miss it this time

[dr-baker]

http://www.yallaf1.com/2012/11/09/brazil-organisers-plan-secret-schumacher-retirement-bash/

Not very secret now is it? Mind you, let's hope Kimi doesn't miss it this time

Maybe if there's vodka, Coke and Magnums available...

[Klon]

"Schumi Bash"? Putting him in a steel cage with all of his former team mates? That would be interesting.

[WaffleCat]

"Schumi Bash"? Putting him in a steel cage with all of his former team mates? That would be interesting.

de Cesaris might crash his way into the steel every time.Piquet and Irvine will party together outside the cage. Brundle will not be involved in the fight,instead choosing to do a gridwalk of all the participants of the brawl .Jos Verstappen will get arrested.Letho will do....something,I guess.Same for Patrese.Barrichello will be squeezed as close to the cage wall as possible. Massa may put up a fight,while Rosberg will get a mirror and do his hair in the middle of the action.

Gonna be real interesting...

[Nuppiz]

"Schumi Bash"? Putting him in a steel cage with all of his former team mates? That would be interesting.

de Cesaris might crash his way into the steel every time.Piquet and Irvine will party together outside the cage. Brundle will not be involved in the fight,instead choosing to do a gridwalk of all the participants of the brawl .Jos Verstappen will get arrested.Letho will do....something,I guess.Same for Patrese.Barrichello will be squeezed as close to the cage wall as possible. Massa may put up a fight,while Rosberg will get a mirror and do his hair in the middle of the action.

Gonna be real interesting...

Lehto will somehow procure a boat inside the cage and proceeds to crash it against the cage walls. Meanwhile, Patrese literally plays the second fiddle.

[Belegur]

How about this: de Cesaris crashes, but everyone thinks it was Patrese, and blames him instead.

[Shizuka]

De Cesaris will crash into Piquet, Barrichello will blame Patrese.

[David AGS]

Piquet and de Cesaris have crashed into each other before...!

http://grandprixinsider.wordpress.com/2 ... naco-1989/

[Shizuka]

I know, that's why I said that

[dinizintheoven]

De Cesaris will crash into Piquet, Barrichello will blame Patrese...

...and Lewis Hamilton will get a drive-through penalty.

[Salamander]

De Cesaris will crash into Piquet, Barrichello will blame Patrese...

...and Lewis Hamilton will get a drive-through penalty.

...for a collision with Pastor Maldonado.

[koza]

De Cesaris will crash into Piquet, Barrichello will blame Patrese...

...and Lewis Hamilton will get a drive-through penalty.

...for a collision with Felipe Massa.

Fixed

[pasta_maldonado]

De Cesaris will crash into Piquet, Barrichello will blame Patrese...

...and Lewis Hamilton will get a drive-through penalty.

...for a collision with Felipe Massa, Pastor Maldonado, and Grosjean.

Fixzed

[Benetton]

Letho will do....

Lehto will get drunk, drive a speedboat, crash it and kill his friend in the process.. Schumi has certainly had some crazy team mates.

[Ferrim]

Meanwhile, Herbert will talk about how different and difficult it was in the good old times for Johnny Herbert, when he couldn't look at Schumacher's telemetry since the day he was faster than him in practice session for the Argentinian GP, in spite of the fact that he actually never was faster than Schumacher in any session during such race weekend, but somehow it still happened.

[DanielPT]

Schumi has certainly had some crazy team mates.

Yes, he certainly had... Or did he? Perhaps they got crazy only after being Schumi team-mates!

[Nessafox]

And to top it all of, Gachot will claim the cage was actually rightfully his, and that it was all a conspiracy of Eddie Jordan wanting him out.

[pasta_maldonado]

And to top it all of, Gachot will claim the cage was actually rightfully his, and that it was all a conspiracy of Eddie Jordan wanting him out.

Before punching the minicab driver taking him home and going to prison as a result

[Shizuka]

And to top it all of, Gachot will claim the cage was actually rightfully his, and that it was all a conspiracy of Eddie Jordan wanting him out.

Before punching the minicab driver taking him home and going to prison as a result

And then Verstappen punches Gachot

[pasta_maldonado]

And to top it all of, Gachot will claim the cage was actually rightfully his, and that it was all a conspiracy of Eddie Jordan wanting him out.

Before punching the minicab driver taking him home and going to prison as a result

And then Verstappen punches Gachot

And then Flavio Briatore gets Nelson Piquet Jr to fall on the floor faking a heart attack so he can stab Verstappen un noticed by guards

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Kindly bathplug off

[FullMetalJack]

And that spambot has won sig of the year

[Jocke1]

I have been to the future. Just got back.

Five minutes into the tribute proceedings for Michael, a totally plastered and aggravated Eddie Irvine, will stagger onto the stage
and promptly snatch the microphone from the Master of Ceremonies. He will look at the crowd with a condescending gaze.
And then glance over at Michael, before he goes on a short tirade:

"Michael everybody, let's hear it for this man. This fella's a right gobdaw. I said CLAP !!
He really made a bags of these last three years......*sees Ross*...What are you looking at!, you've made a holy show of yourself, too. Ya gom.
Sorry everyone, I'm a bit...aa...fluthered! Ha!
Hey, Michael, where's Corinna at? I'll eat the head off her.. *sees Corinna*. Oi, you left Heinzy-boy for this header?
Michael's not the full shilling, you know? Ask him if he knows where Rascasse is? Go ahead, ASK HIM!
Ah, I'm only slagging you, luv.

The last ten years........I've.... just been foostering about really......I WAS ALMOST WORLD CHAMPION YOU KNOW !!
Ah, piss on you. You lot is not worth it!

Michael, I got you this trophy. Enjoy it, you git!
This place is in a desperate state, anyway.

*gives Michael his trophy and leaves*

[FullMetalJack]

I have been to the future. Just got back.

Five minutes into the tribute proceedings for Michael, a totally plastered and aggravated Eddie Irvine, will stagger onto the stage
and promptly snatch the microphone from the Master of Ceremonies. He will look at the crowd with a condescending gaze.
And then glance over at Michael, before he goes on a short tirade:

"Michael everybody, let's hear it for this man. This fella's a right gobdaw. I said CLAP !!
He really made a bags of these last three years......*sees Ross*...What are you looking at!, you've made a holy show of yourself, too. Ya gom.
Sorry everyone, I'm a bit...aa...fluthered! Ha!
Hey, Michael, where's Corinna at? I'll eat the head off her.. *sees Corinna*. Oi, you left Heinzy-boy for this header?
Michael's not the full shilling, you know? Ask him if he knows where Rascasse is? Go ahead, ASK HIM!
Ah, I'm only slagging you, luv.

The last ten years........I've.... just been foostering about really......I WAS ALMOST WORLD CHAMPION YOU KNOW !!
Ah, piss on you. You lot is not worth it!

Michael, I got you this trophy. Enjoy it, you git!
This place is in a desperate state, anyway.

*gives Michael his trophy and leaves*

That is probably the best post anyone has ever made on this forum. That's something i'd expect from dinizintheoven

[Jocke1]

Forgot to mention that Jean Todt will be present during the ceremony tomorrow and throw a custard pie in Schumi's face. It'll be great...

[dinizintheoven]

That is probably the best post anyone has ever made on this forum. That's something i'd expect from dinizintheoven

TWO IN ONE DAY?!?!

This is serious. This is HRT getting 11th place in Austin (if that had happened). Panic stations at Clatterham! Comedy circuits on red alert!







































Don't mind me, I'll come up with something in a mo... wait... why did the HRT driver cross the road? To get to the dole office.



You all need to stop me writing here after I've been to the pub. Eurobrun, this might be you in 20 years. Don't let that happen.

[Jocke1]

So what happened? How did they celebrate MS?
My tv station didn't show or mention anything.

[Bleu]

Schumacher drove his lap to the grid waving "Thank You" flag.

[James1978]

God is that what Eddie Irvine looks like now? He looks about 60.

[Jocke1]

Schumacher drove his lap to the grid waving "Thank You" flag.

That's it?

Whatever happened to this:

Organisers of the Brazilian Grand Prix are planning to send Michael Schumacher back into retirement in style.
But for now, the details are top secret.
“Just beforehand we will talk with Bernie Ecclestone, so as we do not interfere with any of the other activities,” Interlagos chief Claudia Ito is quoted by Agencia Estado.
Ito is also quoted by Globo: “You’ll all be surprised. Even Bernie doesn’t know what will happen.
“I am sure Schumacher will like it,” he added.

A flag? That was their whole thing?

[macherone]

Hey, the flag thing must have more than that, IIRC it's illegal to do that on those days.

That of course means why we don't have much of this, even from Massa:

[razta]

So what happened? How did they celebrate MS?
My tv station didn't show or mention anything.

Check Merc twitter feed, they only finished celebrating 2 hours ago