Predicament Predictions - 2013 Canadian Grand Prix

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 04 Jun 2013, 06:55

It's Tuesday, and it's about time to open the topic to post the predictions for the Canadian Grand Prix.

Deadline is the end of FP3.

Predict away!

PT8475 · Post by **PT8475** » 04 Jun 2013, 07:42

As most drivers haven't arrived yet, this prediction is subject to change, but:

1: Vettel
2: Raikkonen
3: Alonso

Webber's engine to go, Maldonado to crash.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 04 Jun 2013, 07:50

I mentioned in Monaco topic that there should be bonus round for WoC victims.

pi314159 · Post by **pi314159** » 04 Jun 2013, 07:57

PT8475 wrote:As most drivers haven't arrived yet, this prediction is subject to change, but:

1: Vettel
2: Raikkonen
3: Alonso

Webber's engine to go, Maldonado to crash.

This is the format for the predictions:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Pole:
Fastest Lap:
First Retirement:
ROTR (Reject of the Race):
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race):
Deadbeat teammate of the race:
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)):
DNQ:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 04 Jun 2013, 08:13

Mad Uncle Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Canuckistan Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Vettel
4. Webber
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Hamilton
8. Button
9. Di Resta
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Perez/Grosjean
ROTR (Reject of the Race): Perez - Decides to take Grosjean out of the start with over-opportunistic move.
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race): Massa - Was on for the win until late Safety Car ruins risky one-stop strategy
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Perez
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)): Gutierrez
DNQ: None
Wall of Champions Inductees: Van der Garde, Hulkenberg

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 04 Jun 2013, 11:24

2013 "Grosjean will hit the Wall of Champions" Grand Prix

1 Ice Cream Man (Kimi Raikkonen)
2 Mick Wibbah (Mark Webber
3 Britney Spears (Nico Rosberg)
4 Finando Telfonso (Fernando Alonso)
5 Finger Boy (Sebastian Vettel)
6 SOOTIL (Adrian Sutil)
7 Checo Perez (Sergio Perez)
8 Ramilton (Lewis Hamilton)
9 The Reverend (Pastor Maldonado)
10 Van Derp Garde (Giedo Van Der Garde)

Pole: Britney Spears
Fastest Lap: Finger Boy (For Satisfaction) :lol:

First Retirement: Felipe "Iamfasterthanyou" Massa (Spins off at turn 1)
ROTR: RMN GRSJN (Crashes at wall of champions taking out Bunsen Jetton, Glass of Milk, HULK-enberg, Estebean Gutierrez, No nickname Bottas Take your PIC and Jules "Wunderkid" Bianchi)
IIDOTR: Van Derp Garde: Defeats Max "Talent" Chilton for the last point
DBTMOTR: Ramilton
MLP: Van Derp Garde
DNQ: None
Alex Yoong Award: Take Your PIC
Wall of Champions entree: Everyone mentioned in Grosjean's pile up

If that Pile up happens i'll feel like the Messiah

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 04 Jun 2013, 11:34

Takagi's predictions
2013 Maple Syrup Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. RoGro
4. Raikkonen
5. Alonso
6. Perez
7. Button
8. Rosberg
9. di Resta
10. Webber

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Pic (14th, ahead of Williams')
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Webber
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 04 Jun 2013, 11:40

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
2013 "Yes, I'm there" Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Perez
5. Alonso
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Gutierrez (!)

Pole: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Maldonado
First DNF: Rosberg (woc)
ROTR: Mercedes (blows opportunity for podium with Rosberg's crash and Hamilton's engine failure)
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez by a long mile
DNQ: none

Daxam_Stark · Post by **Daxam_Stark** » 04 Jun 2013, 12:07

Dax's Predictions

2013 Mass Effect 3 Opening GP

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Sutil((bound to happen eventually))
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Pic

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Chilton(Maldonado goes through an artistic phase and decides to see what the WOC would look like in the Marussia livery.)
IIDOTR: Pic((Gets a point. Enough said.))
ROTR: Maldonado((See reason for Chilton's retirement))
MLP: Bianchi((P11.))
Alex Yoong Award: Van Der Garde((Monaco was a one-time thing.))
WOC Inductees: Chilton, Gutierrez, Hulkenberg, Maldonado

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 04 Jun 2013, 12:48

TMLW's Predictions
2013 Canadian GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Button
7. Sutil
8. Grosjean
9. Di Resta
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Raikkonen
First DNF: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None
WoC: GVDG during practice, Gutierrez during the race.

Post by **kevinbotz** » 04 Jun 2013, 14:10

2013 "Finally I can watch a Grand Prix at a reasonable time" Grand Prix

1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Kimi Raikkonen
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Mark Webber
5. Nico Rosberg
6. Jenson Button
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Felipe Massa
9. Paul Di Resta
10. Sergio Perez

Pole Position: Nico Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Sebastian Vettel
First Retirement: Pastor Maldonado
ROTR: Romain Grosjean
IIDOTR: Jules Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Romain Grosjean
MLP: Jules Bianchi
DNQ: Osella

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 04 Jun 2013, 14:48

2013 Canadian Grand Prix, eh?

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Sutil
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Bianchi, mechanical (allowed to race)

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 04 Jun 2013, 16:38

DOSBoot's Perdictitons:

2013 It's Aboot Time the Race Started! Eh? Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Grojean
4. Vettel
5. Hamilton
6. Webber
7. Rosberg
8. Sutil
9. Massa
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Button
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Grojean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Dj_bereta · Post by **Dj_bereta** » 04 Jun 2013, 19:02

1. VettelWinsLol
2. Massa
3. Raikkonen
4. Sutil
5. Webber
6. Di Resta
7. Rosberg
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Maldonado
First Retirement: Van Derp Garde
ROTR : Ramilton (Crashes with Alonso)
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

FantometteBR · Post by **FantometteBR** » 04 Jun 2013, 19:35

2013 Le Grand Prix of Canada

1. Vettel
2. Massa
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Sutil
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Webber
9. Button
10. Vergne

Pole: Massa
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Van der Garde (no reason at all)
ROTR: Grosjean (does ridiculous attempt to overtake Ricciardo and takes with him about 5 other people)
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race): Webber (from bad start to lower points
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Pérez (his race is just like Aquaman...)
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)): Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

go_Rubens · Post by **go_Rubens** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:03

go_Rubens's Predictions

2013 "Who thinks van der Garde can score a point" GP

1. Webber
2. Hamilton
3. Räikkönen
4. Sutil
5. di Resta
6. Vettel
7. Pérez
8. Button
9. Guiterrez Guiterrez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Bianchi (mechanical failure)
ROTR: Ferrari pit crew (return to the 2001 crap Michael and Rubinho had to deal with)
IIDOTR: Guiterrez Guiterrez
DBTMOTR: Hülkenberg
MLP: Guiterrez Guiterrez
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton
Wall of Champions inductee bonus: Bottas, Vergne

kevinbotz: Osella was a joke, right?

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:09

go_Rubens wrote:kevinbotz: Osella was a joke, right?

No, he thinks that Osella aren't going to qualify, which given their recent form is quite understandable

Post by **Londoner** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:31

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 The Track Surface Is Like A Jagged Little Pill Grand Prix.

1. Raikkonen
2. Grosjean
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Sutil
8. Hulkenberg
9. Maldonado
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Perez (you guessed it, he plonks it into the Wall of Champions)
ROTR: The FIA (Ban Mercedes from the race weekend before Friday practice, then reinstate them after parc ferme has ended. It's like a death row pardon two minutes too late. :evil:

IIDOTR: Grosjean (sorts his shite out and becomes a true rear-gunner for the Iceman)
DBTMOTR: Perez (You, you oughta know why)
MLP: Bottas (standard procedures)
DNQ: Not bloody likely mate.
Wall of Champions inductees: Perez, Vettel (leaving both of them with one hand in their pocket, and the other one hailing a taxi cab.) :lol:

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:35

Looks like East Londoner has a soft spot for Alanis Morissette. I respect that a lot.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:41

Jeez East Londoner, I thought Merc really was banned for a minute :shock:

Alextrax52 · Post by **Alextrax52** » 04 Jun 2013, 20:44

JeremyMcClean wrote:Jeez East Londoner, I thought Merc really was banned for a minute

He's just having a laugh although i do expect that Merc will get some sort of punishment probably a hefty fine or something

Post by **kevinbotz** » 04 Jun 2013, 21:21

go_Rubens wrote:
kevinbotz: Osella was a joke, right?

Well, yeah.

Since essentially nobody gets caught out by qualifying these days, especially with the practice session reprieves the stewards hand out, I just name a former reject/backmarker team for DNQ.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 04 Jun 2013, 21:27

Kimi-ICE wrote:Looks like East Londoner has a soft spot for Alanis Morissette. I respect that a lot.

Meh. I'd be more like this guy is she was singing next to me.

PT8475 · Post by **PT8475** » 04 Jun 2013, 21:37

pi314159 wrote:
PT8475 wrote:As most drivers haven't arrived yet, this prediction is subject to change, but:

1: Vettel
2: Raikkonen
3: Alonso

Webber's engine to go, Maldonado to crash.

This is the format for the predictions:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Pole:
Fastest Lap:
First Retirement:
ROTR (Reject of the Race):
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race):
Deadbeat teammate of the race:
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)):
DNQ:

Hwhoops, sorry, first time doing these

1. Vettel
2. Räikkönen
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Grosjean
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR (Reject of the Race): Maldonado
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race): Sutil
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Webber
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)): Bianchi
DNQ: No one

Post by **Londoner** » 04 Jun 2013, 21:48

DOSBoot wrote:
Kimi-ICE wrote:Looks like East Londoner has a soft spot for Alanis Morissette. I respect that a lot.

Meh. I'd be more like this guy is she was singing next to me.

Reminds me of the time when I shamelessly posted Kate Nash's then-new song in the music thread last summer, causing mass uproar and disapproval from many forumites. :lol:

But yeah, I like a bit of Ms Morissette from time to time.

Post by **Ataxia** » 04 Jun 2013, 21:52

Ataxia's Predictions
2013 Red-Shouldered Blackbird Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Vettel
5. Rosberg
6. Perez
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First Retirement: van der Garde
ROTR: Webber
IIDOTR: Glorious Esteban
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Zero.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 05 Jun 2013, 09:02

RAK's Predictions
2013 "Why don't you just secede already?" Grand Prix

1) Alonso
2) Raikkonen
3) Vettel
4) Hamilton
5) Grosjean
6) Massa
7) Webber
8) Rosberg
9) Ricciardo
10) di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

QuickYoda41 · Post by **QuickYoda41** » 05 Jun 2013, 09:21

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Canadian Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Perez
4. Alonso
5. Webber
6. Hamilton
7. Sutil
8. Rosberg
9. Button
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Grosjean
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

Hound55 · Post by **Hound55** » 05 Jun 2013, 20:39

Hound55's perductions

The 2013 Grand Prix of Canadia

1. Grosjean (IN YOUR FACE HATERS)
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Maldonado :shock:

7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenburg
9. di Resta (and he is quite disappointed about it, too)
10. Vergne

Pole: Alonso
FLAP: Vettel
First Retirement: Ricciardo has an engine failure, and Franz Tost actually retires.
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: none
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton
IIDOTQ: Van derp Garde

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 05 Jun 2013, 21:58

Hound55 wrote:IIDOTQ: Van derp Garde

Of The Qualifying? Surely it'd just be IIDOQ?

Hound55 · Post by **Hound55** » 06 Jun 2013, 00:57

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
Hound55 wrote:IIDOTQ: Van derp Garde

Of The Qualifying? Surely it'd just be IIDOQ?

Well...errr... yes.

Post by **tommykl** » 06 Jun 2013, 08:17

tommykl's Predictions

2013 Kingdom of Canadiana Grand Prix

1. Räikkönen
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Grosjean
5. Webber
6. Sutil
7. Hamilton
8. Hülkenberg
9. Rosberg
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: di Resta
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: none

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 06 Jun 2013, 13:38

So, here I go, my first ever post on this forum.

good_Ralf's (first ever!) predictions

The 2013 Tyre Slayer Grand Prix of Montreal

1. GROSJEANWINSLOL
2. Alonso
3. Sutil
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Räikkönen
7. Di Resta
8. Rosberg
9. Pérez
10. Webber

I could have added Massa (still sore) and Gutiérrez but there was no more room.

Pole: Rosberg
First Retirement: Chilton
ROTR: Button and Hamilton (get bathplugged by same old Pirellis again)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Gutierrez (please...)
DNQ: Same as the number of points that Yuji Ide scored
Alex Yoong Award: Pic

Meatwad · Post by **Meatwad** » 06 Jun 2013, 20:51

Meatwad's predictions

2013 That Place with the Bacon Grand Prix
1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Massa
4. Webber
5. Räikkönen
6. Hamilton
7. Di Resta
8. Pérez
9. Hülkenberg
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Rosberg
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Gutiérrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None
Wall of Champions: Grosjean, Chilton

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 07 Jun 2013, 00:10

tritan1117's Predictions
2013 Canadian Grand Prix

1. Webber
2) Raikkonen
3) Alonso
4) Massa
5) Grosjean
6) Rosberg
7) Button
8) Perez
9) Vettel
10) Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: DI Resta
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Ed24 · Post by **Ed24** » 07 Jun 2013, 01:11

Ed24's Predictions

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Rosberg
8. Sutil
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR (Reject of the Race): Grosjean
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race): Sutil
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Perez
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)): Bottas
DNQ: None

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 07 Jun 2013, 05:33

2013 Wall of Champions Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Sutil
6. Massa
7. Rosberg
8. Ricciardo
9. Maldonado
10. Hamilton

Pole: Alonso
FL: Vettel
First ret: Bottas
ROTR: Mercedes, from the background side
IIDOTR: Sutil, Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: vd Garde
WoC: Raikkonen

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 07 Jun 2013, 08:40

2013 "Oh we have deers" GP

1. Alonso
2. Raikkonen
3. Grosjean
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Sutil
8. Di Resta
9. Ricciardo
10. Perez

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Massa
Deadbeat teammate of the race: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 07 Jun 2013, 08:55

Gwilym's predictions
The Robert Kubica Memorial Grand Prix
1. Grosjean (#ThisIsRoGrosRace)
2. Alonso
3. Kimi
4. Vettel
5. Sutil
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Button
9. Massa
10. The Hulk

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: #BOTTAS
ROTR (Reject of the Race): Perez
IIDOTR (Infinite improbability drive of the race): Grosjean
Deadbeat teammate of the race: DiResta
MLP (Minor League premiership (best rookie)): Esteban Gutierrez
DNQ: Van der Garde (WoC's in Q1 and never sets a time)

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 07 Jun 2013, 08:57

2013 Wall of Champions GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Räikkönen
5. Massa
6. Rosberg
7. Sutil
8. Di Resta
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Gutierrez Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez (Q1 dropout + first corner retirement)
IIDOTR: Massa (Q2 dropout)
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton (about 4 tenths off VdG)
Wall of Champions: Grosjean, Vettel, Bianchi, Hamilton (he does it in the race)