Come with with a weird story about racecars
Come with with a weird story about racecars
We all know how ridiculous driven was with its over-the-top crashes and story, but can you come with something even more over-the-top? I can!
here's one, A trio of (insert racing series here) racing drivers fight against an evil supervillain. (remind you of sonic riders?)
Have a go yourself.
here's one, A trio of (insert racing series here) racing drivers fight against an evil supervillain. (remind you of sonic riders?)
Have a go yourself.
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Hi, umatbru.
Pretty poor effort masking yourself there, mate.
Pretty poor effort masking yourself there, mate.
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Ataxia wrote:Hi, umatbru.
Pretty poor effort masking yourself there, mate.
This.
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Me either Jolyn, maybe that's why we're both out, eh?
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Ataxia wrote:Hi, umatbru.
Pretty poor effort masking yourself there, mate.
This
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[understatement] I'm slightly disappointed. [/understatement]
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Re: Come with with a weird story about racecars
Ataxia wrote:Hi, umatbru.
Pretty poor effort masking yourself there, mate.
This.
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Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
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Re: Come with with a weird story about racecars
The next person to say "This." gets a trip to the penalty box. Just saying.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
Re: Come with with a weird story about racecars
Alright, now that you really got me, can anyone please unban my old account?
as you two, Salamander and pasta maldonado, don't be shy, you can be as unrealistic or pants on head retarded as you want.
thank you nuppiz
as you two, Salamander and pasta maldonado, don't be shy, you can be as unrealistic or pants on head retarded as you want.
Nuppiz wrote:The next person to say "This." gets a trip to the penalty box. Just saying.
thank you nuppiz
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Sonic 06 wrote:Alright, now that you really got me, can anyone please unban my old account?
as you two, Salamander and pasta maldonado, don't be shy, you can be as unrealistic or pants on head retarded as you want.Nuppiz wrote:The next person to say "This." gets a trip to the penalty box. Just saying.
thank you nuppiz
I prefer to have banned members starting from a "clean slate" as it helps keep track on what you're doing. Speaking of which, I just removed a rather unnecessary double post by you...
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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Sonic 06 wrote:Alright, now that you really got me, can anyone please unban my old account?
Oh, if I was a moderator, I'd be banning this one too. Especially since you appear to have learned absolutely nothing over your time away about how to conduct yourself here.
Luckily for you, the moderators we do have are less bitter than I...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
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Sonic 06 wrote:Alright, now that you really got me, can anyone please unban my old account?
as you two, Salamander and pasta maldonado, don't be shy, you can be as unrealistic or pants on head retarded as you want.

Also, I'm pretty certain circumventing a ban is against the rules of literally every forum ever. You're banned because of something you did, and if you're still banned, guess what? It's for a reason.
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Re: Come with with a weird story about racecars
Alright, I'm locking this topic to avoid further stupidity. Sonic 06/umatbru, consider yourself to be on parole now. Breaking any of the following rules will result in your ban being reinstated.
- Making abusive/offensive posts or topics. No "James Hunt is a c**t", "Hartless puns" or "Deep Throat" topics.
- Double-posting (posting twice in a row in the same topic without someone posting in between). I'll warn you once for this, and on second occasion you'll be banned.
- Starting a topic without checking if a similar one already exists. Seriously, not everything is worth its own topic.
- Generally nonsense posting.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"