Here is our new league table, from Australia 2017 until Abu Dhabi 2023 (excluding the 2020 season, when the GP Rejects site was down and awards were not held):
1. Ferrari 11
2. Sebastian Vettel 6.5
3. Sergio Perez 5.06
4. Haas 5
5. Max Verstappen 4.56
- Charles Leclerc 4.56
7. Carlos Sainz Jr. 4.36
8. Mercedes 4
- Race Control 4
9. Pierre Gasly 2.66
- Esteban Ocon 2.66
11. Daniel Ricciardo 2.6
12. Mick Schumacher 2.5
- AlphaTauri 2.5
- Nicholas Latifi 2.5
15. Lewis Hamilton 2.39
16. Renault 2.3
17. Lance Stroll 2.07
18. Nico Hulkenberg 2.06
19. Daniil Kvyat 2
- Toro Rosso 2
- Antonio Giovinazzi 2
- Red Bull 2
- The Saudi Arabian Grand Prix 2
24. Aston Martin 2
25. Williams 1.98
26. Valtteri Bottas 1.89
27. Romain Grosjean 1.6
28. FIA 1.5
29. TV direction 1.33
30. Kevin Magnussen 1.06
- Nyck de Vries 1.06
- Zhou Guanyu 1.06
- George Russell 1.06
34. Jolyon Palmer 1
- Stoffel Vandoorne 1
- Marcus Ericsson 1
- Grid penalties 1
- The Spainish Grand Prix 1
- Flag-Gate 1
- France 1
- Santino Ferucci 1
- Stoffel Vandoorne’s luck 1
- Ferrari's ironic new sponsor 1
- The gap (Formula 1.5) 1
- Will Smith 1
- Everyone except Mercedes 1
- Alfa Romeo 1
- Poor marshalling 1
- Stewards 1
- McLaren 1
- Q3 1
- Pit stops 1
- Nikita Mazepin 1
- Kimi Räikkönen 1
- Antonio Giovinazzi’s pre-deflated tyre 1
- George Russell’s curse 1
- Alpine 1
- Everyone in charge of F1 1
- Suicide Protesters 1
- Photographers in the live Baku Pitlane 1
- George Russell’s sweat 1
- (the uselessness of) Five-second penalties 1
- Charles Leclerc’s car 1
- The drain cover at the Las Vegas Grand Prix 1
64. Helmut Marko 0.83
- Toto Wolff 0.83
66. Mis-management at Paul Ricard 0.6
67. Liberty Media 0.5
- The Hard Tyre Strategy 0.5
69. Lando Norris 0.39
70. Michael Masi 0.33
- Christian Horner 0.33
72. Oscar Piastri 0.06
- Logan Sargeant 0.06
- Alex Albon 0.06
And by way of popular demand, here's the table for Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race awards:
1. Lando Norris 7
- Yuki Tsunoda 7
3. Kevin Magnussen 6.5
4. Fernando Alonso 6
- Alexander Albon 6
- Daniel Ricciardo 6
7. Charles Leclerc 5.5
8. Pierre Gasly 5.33
9. Carlos Sainz Jr. 4.83
10. George Russell 4
- McLaren 4
12. Haas 3
- Not awarded 3
- Nico Hulkenberg 3
- Esteban Ocon 3
16. Sergio Pérez 2.67
17. Lance Stroll 2.5
18. Valtteri Bottas 2.33
- Sebastian Vettel 2.33
20. Pascal Wehrlein 2
- Romain Grosjean 2
- Felipe Massa 2
- Stoffel Vandoorne 2
- Antonio Giovinazzi 2
- Williams 2
- Alpine 2
- Mercedes 2
- Mick Schumacher 2
- Zhou Guanyu 2
30. Aston Martin 1.5
31. Jolyon Palmer 1
- The final act of the 2018 British Grand Prix 1
- Marcus Ericsson 1
- Racing Point Force India 1
- Sergey Sirotkin 1
- Red Bull 1
- The guy who went “nyooowwwwww” 1
- Sauber 1
- Rain in Abu Dhabi 1
- 14 laps without DRS 1
- Renault 1
- Daniil Kvyat 1
- Günther Steiner 1
- Marshals humorously using leaf-blowers 1
- Robert Kubica 1
- Kimi Räikkönen 1
- Lewis Hamilton 1
- Nyck de Vries 1
- Nicholas Latifi 1
- Alfa Romeo 1
- The final lap of the 2023 Sao Paolo Grand Prix 1
52. Max Verstappen 0.5
- Racing Point 0.5
- Charles Leclerc’s fast-thinking mechanic 0.5
