F1 Rejects Track Designing Competition
Re: F1 Rejects Track Designing Competition
I'll do mine during maths tomorrow morning
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
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Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.
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Jimmy46 wrote:Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.
Facepalm
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
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Jimmy46 wrote:Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.
The round's already going, so you lost your chance. If you want to put a challenge forward, you'll need to win again.
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http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade
this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's
this is my design to lengthen Charade
this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
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roblomas52 wrote:http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade
this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's
Wait, so you didn't make it?
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:roblomas52 wrote:http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade
this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's
Wait, so you didn't make it?
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Re: F1 Rejects Track Designing Competition
About 2 days has past, so here we go:
AustralianStig http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981639
tommykl http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981746
UgncreativeUsergname http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981815
go_Rubens http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981859
dr-baker http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5982266
FullMetalJack http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5982313
roblomas52 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
Voting shall begin.
AustralianStig http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981639
tommykl http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981746
UgncreativeUsergname http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981815
go_Rubens http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5981859
dr-baker http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5982266
FullMetalJack http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5982313
roblomas52 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
Voting shall begin.
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The best of the best
1. tommykl
2. go_Rubens
There's always next time
1. AustralianStig
2. FullMetalJack
1. tommykl
2. go_Rubens
There's always next time
1. AustralianStig
2. FullMetalJack
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Well done
1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. FullMetalJack
Not-so well done
1. AustralianStig
2. dr-baker
1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. FullMetalJack
Not-so well done
1. AustralianStig
2. dr-baker
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1. tommykl
2. go_rubens
3. roblomas52
4. UgncreativeUsergname
5. FullMetalJack
6. AustralianStig
7. dr-baker
2. go_rubens
3. roblomas52
4. UgncreativeUsergname
5. FullMetalJack
6. AustralianStig
7. dr-baker
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Matt121 wrote:1. tommykl
2. go_rubens
3. roblomas52
4. UgncreativeUsergname
5. FullMetalJack
6. AustralianStig
7. dr-baker
You can only vote for the top two for best and most rejectful. Thought I'd clear that up.
So your vote is like this:
Best
1. tommykl
2. go_Rlubens
Worst
1. dr-baker
2. AustralianStig
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People who did the best
1.tommykl
2.AustralianStig
People who failed the best
1.dr_baker (Points for hilarity,though)
2.FullMetalJack
1.tommykl
2.AustralianStig
People who failed the best
1.dr_baker (Points for hilarity,though)
2.FullMetalJack
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Best:
1) go_Rubens
2) UgncreativeUsergname
Worst:
1) dr-baker
2) roblomas52 (the circuit is good, but most of it isn't your own design)
1) go_Rubens
2) UgncreativeUsergname
Worst:
1) dr-baker
2) roblomas52 (the circuit is good, but most of it isn't your own design)
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I'm glad people are finding my track hilarious. I've been wanting to submit that entry for some time, but waiting for the right time to be able to submit it!
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Best
1. tommykl (18)
2. go_Rubens (14)
3. UgncreativeUsergname (10)
4. Full!etalJack (6)
5. AustralianStig (4)
tommykl wins this competition, with fairly close competition from yours truly, go_Rubens.
Worst
1. dr-baker (22)
2. AustralianStig (16)
3. FullMetalJack (8)
4. roblomas52 (4)
Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
1. tommykl (18)
2. go_Rubens (14)
3. UgncreativeUsergname (10)
4. Full!etalJack (6)
5. AustralianStig (4)
tommykl wins this competition, with fairly close competition from yours truly, go_Rubens.
Worst
1. dr-baker (22)
2. AustralianStig (16)
3. FullMetalJack (8)
4. roblomas52 (4)
Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
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go_Rubens wrote:Worst
1. dr-baker (22)
Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
Yes!!!
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dr-baker wrote:go_Rubens wrote:Worst
1. dr-baker (22)
Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
Yes!!!
You seem very pleased. I've never seen someone so happy with being the worst track designer! Not even myself!
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I've decided on my challenge:
-You must design a circuit in one of the BRICS countries (Brazil, Russia, India, China or South Africa).
-Only existing public roads may be used. However, roundabouts or sharp corners may be straightlined to a reasonable degree, as long as no buildings are affected.
-The circuit must be between 4 and 10km long.
-Have fun.
-You must design a circuit in one of the BRICS countries (Brazil, Russia, India, China or South Africa).
-Only existing public roads may be used. However, roundabouts or sharp corners may be straightlined to a reasonable degree, as long as no buildings are affected.
-The circuit must be between 4 and 10km long.
-Have fun.
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go_Rubens wrote:dr-baker wrote:go_Rubens wrote:Worst
1. dr-baker (22)
Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
Yes!!!
You seem very pleased. I've never seen someone so happy with being the worst track designer! Not even myself!
You do realise us Brits pride ourself on failure 8)
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To replicate those daily cooking programmes,here's one I made earlier:
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5860284
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5860284
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Oh, I never knew that. Being an American, I know in that we stride for success and fail anyway
Well, this would go well
Well, this would go well
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Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
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That's between me and my internet service provider.
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I didn't have fun. Does my entry still count? http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5758375
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roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520
Oh dear God
I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!
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go_Rubens wrote:roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520
Oh dear God
I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!
How could someone do a lap of that unscathed? It's like three Monacos in succession! Maybe we should do a Predicament Predictions thread to suggest the results for such a Grand Prix.
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go_Rubens wrote:roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520
Oh dear God
I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!
It still has no chance of accumulating over 42 points and beating the current most rejectful track ever.
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good_Ralf wrote:go_Rubens wrote:roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520
Oh dear God
I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!
How could someone do a lap of that unscathed? It's like three Monacos in succession! Maybe we should do a Predicament Predictions thread to suggest the results for such a Grand Prix.
Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me!
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go_Rubens wrote:Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me!
Oh, lord...
I'm sure post count inflation is just a handy side-effect, right?
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Ataxia wrote:go_Rubens wrote:Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me!
Oh, lord...
I'm sure post count inflation is just a handy side-effect, right?
No. Just boredom now. When you have nothing to do, it seems the Word Association Thread would cure boredom.
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go_Rubens wrote:No. Just boredom now. When you have nothing to do, it seems the Word Association Thread would cure boredom.
Trust me, it doesn't. It can give you a slight relief for like five seconds, but then you're just as bored as before that.
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Manaus street circuit: http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5991952
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It's been 2 days, so here we go once again!
WaffleCat http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5860284
go_Rubens http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5989377
roblomas52 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5989520
UgncreativeUsergname http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5758375
Ataxia http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5990170
Juuti777 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5990728
pi314159 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5991952
Bleu http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5993390
Matt121 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5993906
Voting ends 2 days after last submission.
WaffleCat http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5860284
go_Rubens http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5989377
roblomas52 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5989520
UgncreativeUsergname http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5758375
Ataxia http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5990170
Juuti777 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5990728
pi314159 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5991952
Bleu http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5993390
Matt121 http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5993906
Voting ends 2 days after last submission.
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Good
1.Jutti777
2.UgncreativeUsergname
Not too good
1.Rob Lomas
2.go_Rubens
1.Jutti777
2.UgncreativeUsergname
Not too good
1.Rob Lomas
2.go_Rubens
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Great
1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. WaffleCat
Fairly Great
1. roblomas52 (points for hilarity, as it was quite hilarious)
2. Bleu
1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. WaffleCat
Fairly Great
1. roblomas52 (points for hilarity, as it was quite hilarious)
2. Bleu
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Good
1. WaffleCat
2. UgncreativeUsergname
Needs Improvement
1. roblomas52
2. Bleu
1. WaffleCat
2. UgncreativeUsergname
Needs Improvement
1. roblomas52
2. Bleu