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I'll do mine during maths tomorrow morning ;)
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Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.
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Jimmy46 wrote:Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.

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Jimmy46 wrote:Hey, since I just won the challenge. Can I start the new round even though someone said that I wasn't interested. I just forgot abut this thread which is why I forgot to come up with a new challenge.

The round's already going, so you lost your chance. If you want to put a challenge forward, you'll need to win again.
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http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade

this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's
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roblomas52 wrote:http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade

this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's

Wait, so you didn't make it?
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:http://gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5630603
this is my design to lengthen Charade

this was also a genuine proposal to make the track longer in the 60's

Wait, so you didn't make it?

Aprat from 2 small links to connect the gp circuit
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The best of the best
1. tommykl
2. go_Rubens

There's always next time
1. AustralianStig
2. FullMetalJack
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Well done

1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. FullMetalJack

Not-so well done

1. AustralianStig
2. dr-baker
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1. tommykl
2. go_rubens
3. roblomas52
4. UgncreativeUsergname
5. FullMetalJack
6. AustralianStig
7. dr-baker :lol:
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Matt121 wrote:1. tommykl
2. go_rubens
3. roblomas52
4. UgncreativeUsergname
5. FullMetalJack
6. AustralianStig
7. dr-baker :lol:


You can only vote for the top two for best and most rejectful. Thought I'd clear that up.

So your vote is like this:

Best

1. tommykl
2. go_Rlubens

Worst

1. dr-baker
2. AustralianStig
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People who did the best

1.tommykl
2.AustralianStig

People who failed the best

1.dr_baker (Points for hilarity,though)
2.FullMetalJack
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Best:
1) go_Rubens
2) UgncreativeUsergname

Worst:
1) dr-baker
2) roblomas52 (the circuit is good, but most of it isn't your own design)
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I'm glad people are finding my track hilarious. I've been wanting to submit that entry for some time, but waiting for the right time to be able to submit it!
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Best

1. tommykl (18)
2. go_Rubens (14)
3. UgncreativeUsergname (10)
4. Full!etalJack (6)
5. AustralianStig (4)

tommykl wins this competition, with fairly close competition from yours truly, go_Rubens.

Worst

1. dr-baker (22)
2. AustralianStig (16)
3. FullMetalJack (8)
4. roblomas52 (4)

Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.
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go_Rubens wrote:Worst

1. dr-baker (22)

Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.

Yes!!! :) :D :mrgreen: 8-) :P
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dr-baker wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:Worst

1. dr-baker (22)

Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.

Yes!!! :) :D :mrgreen: 8-) :P


You seem very pleased. I've never seen someone so happy with being the worst track designer! :P Not even myself!
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I've decided on my challenge:

-You must design a circuit in one of the BRICS countries (Brazil, Russia, India, China or South Africa).
-Only existing public roads may be used. However, roundabouts or sharp corners may be straightlined to a reasonable degree, as long as no buildings are affected.
-The circuit must be between 4 and 10km long.
-Have fun.
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go_Rubens wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:Worst

1. dr-baker (22)

Not much competition here, as The Doctor of Baker takes the award with an epically hilarious track! The only one close was AustralianStig.

Yes!!! :) :D :mrgreen: 8-) :P


You seem very pleased. I've never seen someone so happy with being the worst track designer! :P Not even myself!

You do realise us Brits pride ourself on failure :mrgreen: ;) :lol: :D 8)
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To replicate those daily cooking programmes,here's one I made earlier:
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5860284
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Oh, I never knew that. Being an American, I know in that we stride for success and fail anyway :mrgreen: ;) :lol: :D 8-)

Well, this would go well :lol:
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this is my claim for the most rejectful track :lol: :mrgreen: :D ;) :P 8-)
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I didn't have fun. Does my entry still count? http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5758375
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roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track :lol: :mrgreen: :D ;) :P 8-)
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520


Oh dear God :lol: :mrgreen: ;) 8-) :P :D

I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!
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go_Rubens wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track :lol: :mrgreen: :D ;) :P 8-)
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520


Oh dear God :lol: :mrgreen: ;) 8-) :P :D

I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!


How could someone do a lap of that unscathed? It's like three Monacos in succession! Maybe we should do a Predicament Predictions thread to suggest the results for such a Grand Prix.
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go_Rubens wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track :lol: :mrgreen: :D ;) :P 8-)
rio
9.5km
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520


Oh dear God :lol: :mrgreen: ;) 8-) :P :D

I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!

It still has no chance of accumulating over 42 points and beating the current most rejectful track ever.
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good_Ralf wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:this is my claim for the most rejectful track :lol: :mrgreen: :D ;) :P 8-)
rio
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com?r=5989520


Oh dear God :lol: :mrgreen: ;) 8-) :P :D

I thought mine was bad. But seriously?!


How could someone do a lap of that unscathed? It's like three Monacos in succession! Maybe we should do a Predicament Predictions thread to suggest the results for such a Grand Prix.


Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! :lol: I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me! :mrgreen:
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go_Rubens wrote:Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! :lol: I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me! :mrgreen:


Oh, lord...

I'm sure post count inflation is just a handy side-effect, right?
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Ataxia wrote:
go_Rubens wrote:Possibly. Or see how bad you can get with gmap-pedometer in this competition! :lol: I do it just to cure boredom. I can't wait for the Word Association Game to get in full swing after Brazil to cure boredom during the school year for me! :mrgreen:


Oh, lord...

I'm sure post count inflation is just a handy side-effect, right?


No. Just boredom now. When you have nothing to do, it seems the Word Association Thread would cure boredom.
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go_Rubens wrote:No. Just boredom now. When you have nothing to do, it seems the Word Association Thread would cure boredom.

Trust me, it doesn't. It can give you a slight relief for like five seconds, but then you're just as bored as before that.
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A 5,4 km track in Tianjin, China.

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=5990728
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Vitaly Petrov Street Circuit:

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Good

1.Jutti777
2.UgncreativeUsergname

Not too good
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2.go_Rubens
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Great

1. UgncreativeUsergname
2. WaffleCat

Fairly Great

1. roblomas52 (points for hilarity, as it was quite hilarious) :evil:
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