Caption this!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 06 Dec 2009, 17:26

My McLaren contract will actually last for this many years.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 06 Dec 2009, 18:13

How many victories I have won without using the best car

OR

How many races before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 06 Dec 2009, 18:58

Collieafc wrote:
How many races before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment

How many days before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment

Chewie · Post by **Chewie** » 06 Dec 2009, 19:27

kostas22 wrote:

Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 06 Dec 2009, 19:31

Chewie wrote:
kostas22 wrote:

Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 06 Dec 2009, 19:34

Chewie wrote:Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 07 Dec 2009, 11:35

Button on BrawnGP contract negotiations, "Ross said 'Up yours!'"

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 03 Jan 2010, 16:29

Nuppiz wrote:

Epic bumps...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 03 Jan 2010, 19:20

Williams cock up a pit-stop and leave Mansell with a three-wheeled chariot...notice the comedic timing of one other the other team's staff.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Jan 2010, 20:33

In 1986 it was the right rear wheel. 5 years later, it was the turn of the left rear wheel...

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 04 Jan 2010, 05:25

Phoenix wrote:In 1986 it was the right rear wheel. 5 years later, it was the turn of the left rear wheel...

Another 5 years later, JV felt the Williams Wheel Curse.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 06 Jan 2010, 01:38

Lewis Hamilton tries to nullify the threat of new team mate Button as soon as possible by reversing his car into him at high speed.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 06 Jan 2010, 11:45

Button feels sick after seeing Hamilton's newest "Golden Boy" PR work.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 06 Jan 2010, 11:55

Now to take apart this car like I did to Barrichello's at Hungary OH S**T DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 06 Jan 2010, 12:53

Button inspects carefully his car to check no-one has touched it or, say, throw some ceiling into it.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 07 Jan 2010, 05:57

Kate has another dirty sister.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 08 Jan 2010, 12:09

Button waits for Max to enter the room...

Post by **Nuppiz** » 08 Jan 2010, 13:47

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 08 Jan 2010, 14:04

Over there's your career. Way in the distance.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Jan 2010, 14:29

Nuppiz wrote:

What part of "no" don't you understand?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Jan 2010, 14:54

This spot's reserved for Grosjean.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 08 Jan 2010, 18:30

Villeneuve-"But my car gave up here. It's not my fault"-.
Steward-"Yeah, yeah. Next time, try to blow the engine up in a zone where it's allowed to abandon junk."-.

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 08 Jan 2010, 19:21

Nuppiz wrote:

1.
V: I am not parking just waiting for a team to offer me a drive.
S: Comedian, huh? Go and shift yourself over there.

2.
S (thinking) : Oh, not another prick driving a BMW.

3.
V: It's not mine, It belongs to my plumber. (People in the UK should get this joke)

Post by **mario** » 08 Jan 2010, 19:30

I don't care if you were just popping into the job centre - now move it!

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 08 Jan 2010, 19:39

Nuppiz wrote:

I dont care if you are the 1997 world champion you cant park here.....

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 08 Jan 2010, 20:14

Jacques Villeneuve's real reason for exiting F1: He racked up too many parking tickets for BMW.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 08 Jan 2010, 22:34

Sir, the Rogaine ad is back there.

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 10 Jan 2010, 19:06

So you need to loose a bit more weight but you'll be fine...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Jan 2010, 19:34

Did you read the measurements as metric or imperial?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Jan 2010, 20:43

You do know Mercedes signed me, not Heidfeld.

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 11 Jan 2010, 01:55

madcat wrote:

No way you'll be hurting your neck driving this Michael!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 11 Jan 2010, 06:10

"We wanted to get the model as lifelike as possible ..."

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Jan 2010, 18:43

Mercedes plans to run RC versions of its F1 with Schumi's head to sabotage their rivals...

razta · Post by **razta** » 15 Jan 2010, 13:21

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 15 Jan 2010, 14:11

razta wrote:

Felipe: Why do we have to do all these stupid publicity stunts every year?
Fernando: At least it's not as bad as having to put up with Flavio.
Giancarlo: If I win, do I get to race this year?

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 15 Jan 2010, 14:13

razta wrote:

They're ready for you now Max.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 15 Jan 2010, 14:28

Bernie unveils the rule changes for 2010

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 15 Jan 2010, 14:35

Bernie finally achieves utopia. By waving a chequred flag at drivers who aren't moving, he can decide the winner by who he likes the best (if its a tie colour of hair will be used).

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Jan 2010, 14:56

"And, by the power my charge as the manager of FOM gives to me, I declare you thereby penalty-free for next year. Thanks Luca!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Jan 2010, 20:59

Anybody gaining a turbo advantage by the exhalation of air via the buttocks shall feel the wrath of the flag against said part of the body...