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by DemocalypseNow » 06 Dec 2009, 17:26
My McLaren contract will actually last for this many years.
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
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by Collieafc » 06 Dec 2009, 18:13
How many victories I have won without using the best car
OR
How many races before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by DemocalypseNow » 06 Dec 2009, 18:58
Collieafc wrote: How many races before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment
How many
days before I complain of Hamilton getting preferential treatment
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
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by Chewie » 06 Dec 2009, 19:27
kostas22 wrote: Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!
How ironic; Alonso loses because the Renault in front of him doesn't crash, or indeed feel inclined to pull over and let him pass!!!
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by shinji » 06 Dec 2009, 19:31
Chewie wrote: kostas22 wrote: Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by Klon » 06 Dec 2009, 19:34
Chewie wrote: Good God he's got long fingers!! No wonder Jessica always looks so happy!
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by RejectSteve » 07 Dec 2009, 11:35
Button on BrawnGP contract negotiations, "Ross said 'Up yours!'"
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
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by dr-baker » 03 Jan 2010, 16:29
Nuppiz wrote: Epic bumps...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by DemocalypseNow » 03 Jan 2010, 19:20
Williams cock up a pit-stop and leave Mansell with a three-wheeled chariot...notice the comedic timing of one other the other team's staff.
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
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by Phoenix » 03 Jan 2010, 20:33
In 1986 it was the right rear wheel. 5 years later, it was the turn of the left rear wheel...
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by RejectSteve » 04 Jan 2010, 05:25
Phoenix wrote: In 1986 it was the right rear wheel. 5 years later, it was the turn of the left rear wheel...
Another 5 years later, JV felt the Williams Wheel Curse.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
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by Captain Hammer » 06 Jan 2010, 01:38
Lewis Hamilton tries to nullify the threat of new team mate Button as soon as possible by reversing his car into him at high speed.
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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by Nuppiz » 06 Jan 2010, 11:45
Button feels sick after seeing Hamilton's newest "Golden Boy" PR work.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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by FullMetalJack » 06 Jan 2010, 11:55
Now to take apart this car like I did to Barrichello's at Hungary OH S**T DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD!
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by Phoenix » 06 Jan 2010, 12:53
Button inspects carefully his car to check no-one has
touched it or, say, throw some ceiling into it.
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by RejectSteve » 07 Jan 2010, 05:57
Kate has another dirty sister.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
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by SuperAguri » 08 Jan 2010, 12:09
Button waits for Max to enter the room...
<@Ataxia> these people are making a mess of their crepe suzettes
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by Nuppiz » 08 Jan 2010, 13:47
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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by shinji » 08 Jan 2010, 14:04
Over there's your career. Way in the distance.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by dr-baker » 08 Jan 2010, 14:29
Nuppiz wrote: What part of "no" don't you understand?
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by FullMetalJack » 08 Jan 2010, 14:54
This spot's reserved for Grosjean.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by Phoenix » 08 Jan 2010, 18:30
Villeneuve-
"But my car gave up here. It's not my fault" -.
Steward-
"Yeah, yeah. Next time, try to blow the engine up in a zone where it's allowed to abandon junk." -.
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by SuperAguri » 08 Jan 2010, 19:21
Nuppiz wrote: 1.
V: I am not parking just waiting for a team to offer me a drive.
S: Comedian, huh? Go and shift yourself over there.
2.
S (thinking) : Oh, not another prick driving a BMW.
3.
V: It's not mine, It belongs to my plumber. (People in the UK should get this joke)
<@Ataxia> these people are making a mess of their crepe suzettes
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by mario » 08 Jan 2010, 19:30
I don't care if you were just popping into the job centre - now move it!
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning: "The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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by WeirdKerr » 08 Jan 2010, 19:39
Nuppiz wrote: I dont care if you are the 1997 world champion you cant park here.....
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by Cynon » 08 Jan 2010, 20:14
Jacques Villeneuve's real reason for exiting F1: He racked up too many parking tickets for BMW.
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by thehemogoblin » 08 Jan 2010, 22:34
Sir, the Rogaine ad is back there.
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by madcat » 10 Jan 2010, 19:06
So you need to loose a bit more weight but you'll be fine...
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself, "I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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by ADx_Wales » 10 Jan 2010, 19:34
Did you read the measurements as metric or imperial?
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
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by FullMetalJack » 10 Jan 2010, 20:43
You do know Mercedes signed me, not Heidfeld.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by tristan1117 » 11 Jan 2010, 01:55
madcat wrote: No way you'll be hurting your neck driving this Michael!
CoopsII wrote: On occasion I have ventured into the PMM forum but beat a hasty retreat soon after as it resembles some sort of bad acid trip in there
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by Captain Hammer » 11 Jan 2010, 06:10
"We wanted to get the model as lifelike as possible ..."
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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by Phoenix » 11 Jan 2010, 18:43
Mercedes plans to run RC versions of its F1 with Schumi's head to sabotage their rivals...
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by razta » 15 Jan 2010, 13:21
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by MinardiFan95 » 15 Jan 2010, 14:11
razta wrote: Felipe: Why do we have to do all these stupid publicity stunts every year?
Fernando: At least it's not as bad as having to put up with Flavio.
Giancarlo: If I win, do I get to race this year?
This is a cool spot.
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by Ross Prawn » 15 Jan 2010, 14:13
razta wrote: They're ready for you now Max.
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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by Collieafc » 15 Jan 2010, 14:28
Bernie unveils the rule changes for 2010
DanielPT wrote: Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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by SDHammer » 15 Jan 2010, 14:35
Bernie finally achieves utopia. By waving a chequred flag at drivers who aren't moving, he can decide the winner by who he likes the best (if its a tie colour of hair will be used).
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by Phoenix » 15 Jan 2010, 14:56
"And, by the power my charge as the manager of FOM gives to me, I declare you thereby penalty-free for next year. Thanks Luca!
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by dr-baker » 15 Jan 2010, 20:59
Anybody gaining a turbo advantage by the exhalation of air via the buttocks shall feel the wrath of the flag against said part of the body...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA