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What's wrong Mark?
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Mark Webber was smiling after the European Grand Prix.

You just have to be upside-down to see it.
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Mark contemplates his future as an F1 pundit, just like his old team mate, David Coulthard
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Why so serious?
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Collieafc wrote:Image

Why so serious?


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Let's put a SMILE on that face.

(sorry, me and my bad photoshop-skills couldnt resist the joke)
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...okay...who let one rip?
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

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Mark endures the same "Red Bull gives you wings" joke for the fifty-second time after Valencia...
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CarlosFerreira wrote:Image


Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.
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kostas22 wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Image


Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.


Damn you, twitpic!
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kostas22 wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Image


Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.


The image was so rejectful, it couldn't be shown
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#Iiiiiiiiii-iii-ii-ii-iiii'm
A Canberra Beer Bloke!#
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Red Bull Gives You Wings (subject to availability)
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Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wings (subject to availability)

That was worth spitting coffee on the desk for :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Of course we're giving you equal treatment, Mark ..."
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Captain Hammer wrote:*pic*

"Of course we're giving you equal treatment, Mark ..."

ahaha, nice one :lol:
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dr-baker wrote:Image

Me Webber, You Jane
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Nuppiz wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Image

Me Webber, You Jane



LMAO!

Now I need to get a rag to wipe off the coffee from my desk :D
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"Sigh... First they give me wings and then they take my wing away..."
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Horner: That was a poor practice session, Mark
Webber: Alright, alright! But there's no need to take my nose off
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Scarne wrote:Image

Red Bull Gives You Wings and then takes them off you...
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After intense medical studies on the long-term effects of consuming energy drinks, Red Bull were today forced to change their slogan from "Red Bull Gives You Wings" to the more accurate "Red Bull Gives You Hemorrhoids" ...
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And there goes Michael pissing HH again.
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Jarno forogt to put sugar in the lemonade! :shock:
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"Oh it's that Canadian idiot again."
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Ralf Schumacher, in a subtle attempt at raising his profile, begins doing humorous impressions of other racing drivers.

But the only one he can do is Michael Schumacher.
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dr-baker wrote:Image

I believe I can fly!
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What Mark didn't know was that Red Bull had given his chair to Sebastian Vettel.
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"Spider-Mark, Spider-Mark, does whatever a Spider-Mark does..."
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It's your turn to teach Vettel, Buemi and Alguersuari pre-school maths.
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Klon wrote:Image
"Spider-Mark, Spider-Mark, does whatever a Spider-Mark does..."


I'd say Spider-Web would work better.
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"Theres this guy on F1Rejects called DonTirri who I was thinking of employing as your PR"
(See Unpopular F1 Opnions Thread)
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RIGHT, WHERES THAT DONTIRRI F**KHEID?!?!?! NOBODY MESSES WAE THE MWYT**!!!!!!*
*See Unpopular F1 Opinions thread
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coops wrote:Image
Ralf Schumacher, in a subtle attempt at raising his profile, begins doing humorous impressions of other racing drivers.

But the only one he can do is Michael Schumacher.

Looks more like an impression of a bulldog chewing a lemon.
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
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