Grand Prix Rejects

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"Re-join me Lewis, and together we can rule Formula One as father and son."

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Phoenix wrote:By the way, someone should tell Snoozey2 (aka PWNSNBM) to get a bit more on-topic...

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Clearly PWNSNBM is volunteering to do the next one. Single-handedly. http://kdoqqa.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pEcvTBbEMVU2vkMHptAIvnakKH866DPR-QSfVcNl3CXBg2Ir4dgP0LmePr3gN3cnNIFXCWLLjVWtoB6Eg_SMdghYy-oKwrwJ9/FacepalmBear2.jpg Besides, i've already done my bit with the music montage.

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This wrote:or a tunnel like abu dhabi, why go for an easy solution if you can do a complicated one?

Indeed!

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Just put one of those stick-like things that Kamui ran into in Melbourne at the pit entrance. That should do it.

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shinji wrote:So, who's up for a Chinese edition?

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CarlosFerreira wrote:We're all backing you up, lads!

All?

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No. Budget. Cap.

The last word (well, 3 words) on the failure of the "new teams" initiative.

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coops wrote:Ovals and superspeedways are, once again, the solution.

Of course they are - Crashes by the dozen, safety cars aplenty, bunched up grids with no runaway leads...
Isn't that what F1 fans keep braying about after every boring race?

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mediocre wrote:Not that I remember at least (been watching since 2000).

thanks for the honest answer - i appreciate it.

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kostas22 wrote:If you want stupidly cramped schedules go to NASCAR.

it was just a harmless question, mr podcast producer.

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Quick question - has there ever been a "back-to-back-to-back" race weekends (3 races on 3 consecutive weekends)?
just wondering.

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F1 Calendar:
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Brazil
Istanbul
Bahrain
Abu Dhabi

Barcelona
Valencia
Monaco
Silverstone
Nurburgring
Budapest

Montreal
Korea
Shanghai
Suzuka
Fuji

Spa
Monza

Melbourne
Singapore
Kuala Lumpur

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Bernie Ecclestone is saying he wants 20 races on the calendar... Link: http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/f1-current-races-may-be-shed-for-new-ones/ So, given my understanding of the Bernie's position: F1 is boring, unless you get "lucky". From the first 3 races of 2010, i presume he m...

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Flyaway sounds like an "appropriate" proper title to use for the first 4 races.

Failing that, there's always Bah-stra-laysia-nese...

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Gentlemen, i think we may have just hit upon the F1 catch-phrase of all time...

Words to live by.

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"Sauber Set To Run McLaren-Type Air System"

Link: http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/f1-sauber-set-to-run-mclaren-type-air-system/

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"Let’s Wait Before Judging Show, Says Alonso" I don’t think they have any change on the show. Last year, first seven races, Jenson won six of seven. It was boring? Maybe yes, maybe not, this is F1. Michael win five championships consecutive. It was boring? Maybe yes, maybe not, this is F1....

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AUTOSPORT understands that the FIA has duly sent a note to all teams, laying down strict dimensions for not only a maximum diameter for the holes but also for a maximum projected area. It is believed that McLaren, Mercedes and two other teams - believed to be Renault and Force India - will now have...

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New Teams Battling For ‘Millions’ In 2010

Link: http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/f1-new-teams-battling-for-millions-in-2010/

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"FIA Officially Opens Entry Process For 2011"

Link: http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/f1-fia-officially-opens-entry-process-for-2011/

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"Stefan No Longer Has 2010 Toyota Car"

Link: http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/f1-stefan-no-longer-has-2010-toyota-car/

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Uber cool!

How was the race?

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"Mmm, HRT..."

Colin Kolles ponders the thought of acquiring Hormone Replacement Therapy.

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thehemoglobin wrote:Two personal attacks. Also, if you're going to be a dickwad, spell my username right.

What do you mean "personal attacks"? I'm just quoting you! Shinji's getting free digs at me, and now you're calling me "dickwad"?

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thehemogoblin wrote:
PWNSNBM wrote:Yes, but which 14-year-old schoolgirl: Captain Hammer or Kostas22?

It depends on which one looks better in a skirt and blouse.

AARGH! My eyes!

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Cynon wrote:There's another episode where you called Kobayashi "dull", two years before he made his debut.

Evidence! I DEMAND hard evidence!

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shinji wrote:
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shinji wrote:You know, you really are not funny.

Correction: REALLY un-funny lot.

See, the thing is, you're not funny. That's the main problem with all of this.

Correction of previous correction: SERIOUSLY un-funny lot.

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CarlosFerreira wrote:In which case, the close third is the 14 year old schoolgirls discussing which is the hottest.

Yes, but which 14-year-old schoolgirl: Captain Hammer or Kostas22?

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shinji wrote:
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eytl wrote:And so why do you all listen to us?

Quite frankly, you guys are the funniest out of an un-funny lot.

You know, you really are not funny.

Correction: REALLY un-funny lot.

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eytl wrote:And so why do you all listen to us?

Quite frankly, you guys are the funniest out of an un-funny lot.

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Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wind

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eytl wrote:Kuwashima and I haven't even so much as talked...

Oh no, not you two as well!

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Check out the reject requirements - points are NOT the issue... it's all about finishing positions. a couple of 5ths will do it... or a few 6ths. [i dont remember the numbers] - but NOTHING to do with how many points you may have. to escape F1 Rejectdom, i believe Jamie & Enoch have it as, at t...

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Whole Spanish Press wrote:In your face, Peter Windsor! WE fielded TWO completed nosecones! Even more: coupled to TWO chassis!

Mark my words, our beloved TWNSNBM - one nosecone and all - will rise again!

Right after we win that Fantasy Racer thing...

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thehemogoblin wrote:I do agree that nominating forum members in spite is not okay. Doing it in jest is acceptable...

But what's the diff?

Maybe we could have a sticky on what constitutes "flaming". Might save some grief.

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