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Sebastian Vettel Q: 6 | R: 10 | Average: 8 | F1R: 10 | Driver of the Season Stupendously good recovery drive, considering he had damage for 95% of the race, had to drive with the very worst engine map and had to endure a horrible strategy blunder, not to mention an idiotic Webber making his champio...

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Kimi Raikkonen - AHAHAHAHAHA

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Nico Hulkenberg - Easily the best of the newer drivers. Proven once again.
Felipe Massa - Screwed over by his team with the stops, and he STILL finished on the podium and had the pace to beat Alonso. Even beat the Spaniard in qualifying.

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I told you Petrov is better than Kovalainen.

But most importantly, cue the whinefests.

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Pamphlet's Predictions 2012 I hate to say I told you so Grand Prix 1. Massa 2. Alonso 3. Hamilton 4. Raikkonen 5. Button 6. Hulkenberg 7. Grosjean 8. Webber 9. Ricciardo 10. Maldonado Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Hamilton First Retirement: Karthikeyan ROTR: Vettel (the alternator in his brain fails as ...

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Felipe Massa - Utterly incredible in this last part of 2012.
Lewis Hamilton - Won in style.

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Good. Now Vettel just needs to avoid Hamilton at the start...

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Pamphlet's Predictions 2012 Endgame Grand Prix 1. Vettel 2. Hamilton 3. Webber 4. Raikkonen 5. Button 6. Alonso 7. Massa 8. Hulkenberg 9. Maldonado 10. Di Resta Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Raikkonen First retirement: Grosjean ROTR: Grosjean IIDOTR: Pic (beats every other backmarker in a fair fight) DB...

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Reddit & F1Rejects - For still thinking that Alonso is more worthy of winning the championship than Vettel.
Mark Webber - Ruined multiple races, including his own.

Honorable mention: Sergio Perez - Again?

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Sebastian Vettel - How the hell can you take anything away from him? Started last because of the same problem that ruined Hamilton in Spain, was nearly taken out by Ricciardo in the first safety car period, forced to pit yet again just afterwards, was nearly screwed over by Senna and Grosjean on mu...

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Pamphlet's Predictions 2012 A Little Mistake Grand Prix 1. Vettel 2. Webber 3. Massa 4. Hamilton 5. Raikkonen 6. Hulkenberg 7. Button 8. Grosjean 9. Maldonado 10. Senna Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Vettel First Retirement: Karthikeyan ROTR: Alonso (payback for 2010, mayhap? takes himself and Di Resta o...

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Webber's KERS - It's not like Alonso needed yet another helping hand.
Sergio Perez - Is this guy ever going to fix his brain?

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solarcold wrote:I don't see why would anyone nominate Massa today, honestly.

Fuel problem + a subpar setup (which was mostly because of his appalling mistakes in practice). But no, he shouldn't get anything today.

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Charles Pic - 30 seconds ahead of Glock after starting dead last. Phenomenal. Nico Hulkenberg - Because, really, nobody else impressed today. Honorable mention: Lewis Hamilton - With only the third best car on race day and a clumsy start, his subsequent drive was easily worthy of a podium. If it wa...

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Vettel is ruining the sport. First place isn't everything. I think the reason why most of us can't stand Vettel is that quite a few of us on here started watching F1 during the Schumacher domination years, and we'd much rather see close-fought races and championships instead of one driver roaring i...

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Good on you, Seb.

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Pamphlet's Predictions 2012 Felipe baby did you just turn into a kerb Grand Prix: 1. Vettel 2. Hamilton 3. Webber 4. Alonso 5. Button 6. Massa 7. Raikkonen 8. Rosberg 9. Maldonado 10. Ricciardo Pole: Vettel Fastest Lap: Vettel First Retirement: Schumacher ROTR: Grosjean (he's done it again) IIDOTR: ...

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Sebastian Vettel Q: 9 | R: 10 | Average: 9.5 -> 10 | F1R: 10 He's well and truly on top of the world again. I think he's done enough to oust Alonso not just from the top of the championship, but also from the unofficial position of 'best driver on the grid'. Best Driver Mark Webber Q: 10 | R: 7.5 |...

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Ubik wrote:The hideous culture of hugging. It's fake, it's affected and it's a product of the cameras being there - if the cameras weren't there grown men wouldn't be hugging everyone in sight.

You seem like a horrible person to be around.

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pasta_maldonado wrote:And even more weidly, it's not Pamphlet with the controversial comment!

I can say one if you want. I've got it all prepped and ready.

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[rant] I really must protest at this hideous culture of hugging everyone that seems to have infected F1 (and sports in general). So your man got pole position....it's no reason for the whole team of mechanics to start hugging each other, for christ's sake. This is what comes of sticking cameras in ...

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3rd: Andrew Benson - His tweets angered me enough that I unfollowed the jackass. Get him off the BBC. I want him gone as soon as. Uh, what? All of his race tweets are true. Even the ridiculous one about Kobayashi. He lacks the pace and the sponsorship required to stay with the team. If it's not a 1...

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If this is true, I've lost a good deal of the respect I had for Sauber. Can't say I agree. I started liking Kobayashi a bit recently but he's too slow. Perez, on the other hand...good riddance. I really like Hulk, and I don't know much about Guti, so it's all good for me. McLaren, on the other hand...

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Checking the live timings, I really have to edit this. Holy papayas on a burning car crash, Flatman. Felipe Massa - If there was ever any doubt that Fernando Alonso is NOT the best driver on the grid, those doubts have well and truly disappeared now. Massa has outperformed him for the fourth time in...

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Another one of those "sticking my neck on the line" votes. Sergio Perez - Can't even beat a McLaren with a rear suspension failure, even on a one-stopper while starting on primes (the only strategy that makes you look good...if you can even call "getting knocked out in Q2 and taking a...

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Arrows confirm Kieran Sutherland and Riccardo Patrese for 1980. Engine-wise we'll be sticking with what we have, but we're looking to change that for the next season. //Actually, any chance of scoring myself a turbo engine as well? Unless I missed something and we already have them, of course, but I...

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Pamphlet's Predictions 2012 WHERE 'NANDO? Grand Prix 1. Vettel 2. Grosjean 3. Massa 4. Raikkonen 5. Webber 6. Alonso 7. Hamilton 8. Maldonado 9. Ricciardo 10. Hülkenberg Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Vettel First Retirement: Button (gearbox failure) ROTR: Perez (takes out Schumacher) IIDOTR: Grosjean (r...

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TheBigJ wrote:That car is quite simply a race-winning car

The Lotus may not be a Mercedes, but it's still not a race-winning car anymore. They need that double DRS badly.

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This has got to be the most 10s I've ever given and that I'll ever give. Sebastian Vettel Q: 10 | R: 10 | Average: 10 | F1R: 10 Can you really take anything away from him? Absolutely dominant. Looked like he was having so much fun. His engineer had to beg him to slow him down - and he still failed! ...

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EDIT: I'm sorry but I have to knock Alonso off this list. First Lap Nutcase, Grosjean - Get out. Now. Gary Anderson - Are you stupid or something? Just because his name isn't Pastor Maldonado doesn't mean he gets a free pass to shunt everyone off at the first turn of every second Grand Prix. And 6 o...

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3. Sebastian Vettel (honorable mention) - Is this 2011? Dominant drive, definitely deserves to be back in the championship fight.
2. Kamui Kobayashi - Mother of God...
1. Felipe Massa - Mother of God...

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QuickYoda41 wrote:Kobayashi will mess up everything tomorrow.

Maybe he's still jealous of how well Hamilton and Massa "got along" last year, so he wants to 1-up them at his home GP. After all, Grosjean, his new-found lover, is right beside him...

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S951 wrote:KAMUI!! Must also mention what a beast of a lap by PEDRO!!

Was expected. Pedro is a monster at Suzuka.

Did Petrov make a mistake or were Caterham really that slow?

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eurobrun wrote:Fail Troll is fail

Oops, didn't know F1R redirected to 9gag these days.

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East Londoner wrote:This ain't over yet.

Is this the 2012 Japanese GP or round 2 of the 2009 Japanese GP? I can't decide.

So many potential penalties. Makes me wonder how they'll line up tomorrow.

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Hounourary mention to Keith Collantine of F1 Fanatic , for being the only person in the known universe to dislike Raikkonen's interview style. Does anyone take Keith Collantine seriously these days? He's the worst "known" F1 journalist by a mile. coughjowsawardcough Fun fact: I used to th...

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Mercedes - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Sending Michael out for a single lap at the end of Q1...on the harder compound? Your upgrades only made the car worse, you can't even get a single set-up right, and yet you (especially through Ross Brawn) keep pinning it all on Michael. Disgraceful. No, disgusting. H...

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